johnnypecanpie

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michael jordan game seventy-seven-esque

michael jordan game nine -esque

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you know there's this stupid trapezoid

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Government is best which governs the less.

Antitrust made the Rockefellers Titans, the Federal Reserve created Depression, Generic Insulin killed by Bureaucracy, millions in the hands of their friend Mr. Martin.

So I wonder how we look to Brother for salvation, when He believes none shall drink sin to an excess, when He believes no animal should kill without cause, when He believes that some are more equal than others.

The greatest success of the Monied Agenda is making Authority the opiate of the Masses power corrupts; when absolute, absolutely: that Government is best which governs the less.

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michael jordan game twelve-esque

michael jordan game nine -esque

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eggonomic

they call me an egg

the way i am literally an egg

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just realized it makes you more willing to do stuff. not more gay. maybe the same thing. going back into the field for further resarch.

i'm making a collection

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first shawarma of march

photographer's depiction of the shawarma pre-consumption

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george bush after he's done benching: iraq

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i'm done with ramen. give me aged men. pedro pascal type shit

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"noo i need euler's equation for fluid dynamics" how about you shut the fuck up and just do complex analysis like everyone else ok

it's yoo-ler. like yoo-hoo. not fucking oiler. does he look oily to you?

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what's that saying

preaching to the little christians

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ok but honestly it's just an apeirogon (infinite sides)

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

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Propaganda Americana

Ronald Reagan, the architect of the gay suffering and the black crack epidemic and the trickle-less economy was famous for his jokes about the Russian.

I have a joke too, for the actor-turned-president, about the Russian who spoke a little bit too true.

There is a Russian and an American (as there always are) and the Russian asks the American - “what takes you away from home, this far?”

The American, as Americans often are, had been sent to cash checks and wage a bloodied war.

Then the American asked (as they boarded the plane) - “So how come you’re studying here? For money? For fame?”

The Russian laughed, and he smiled for a while before he said “no - I’m studying Propaganda - it’s best in the land of the free by a mile.”

The American, stunned, asked, “how could that be? There’s no Propaganda that I’ve ever seen.”

So I can’t help but feel a sad sense of awe at how some people can treat institution’s word like law.

It took only the death of the Generation that fought to be replaced by the Nazis, our Government, bought, as we now turn our faces to those cleansing our races the Fascist loudspeaker that blares and the public can do nothing but stare captured by the few, and what they tell them to do: “chain your mother, your sister, they’re your enemies too”. We are moths to a flame but we don’t know the same - Icarus, but flying into the sun “for our sons”.

The Government wouldn’t do that! Yes, they would. They already have.

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it's yoo-ler. like yoo-hoo. not fucking oiler. does he look oily to you?

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everybody should have a mental health prophet

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what the fuck is a clussy

born too late to buy slaves, born too early buy Gazorbazorbs, born just in time to enslave chatgpt and make it generate terabytes of clussy hentai.