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[johobirecs]

This is my favourite chapter of all and no it’s not just because it includes much rabid sex (although that is very favourable). It’s how Gemma went about it all, keeping it dynamic and delectable at every turn. I am truly as worn out as the couple are for reading it (repeatedly, shhhh). This is probably one of the most consistently intense smut scenes I’ve read and that is incredibly hard to do when there’s such a large word count behind it. But each round - yes, they go for rounds - is different, initiated by some new, delicious trigger or motivation. At first, Jungkook’s heat is just cresting; by the end of it, he is fully submerged and spouting all that goddamn delicious breeding talk I LIVE FOR. The fact that he fucking PASSES OUT!!!!!!!! IS A THING I NEVER KNEW I WANTED SO BAD. Sorry, I’ll try and control the caps lock. BUT YES HE PASSES OUT AND IS ALL TWITCHY AND CUTE AND I JUST CAN’T!!!! Even amidst all the depravity there are glimpses of adorableness. I DIE.

And the ending was just perfect, perfectly sweet, perfectly splendid. Oh I love bun!koo so much and I want to keep him forever. Thank you for writing this Gemma, and allowing me to be a part of the creative/editing process too. It was pure joy from start to finish. 💫

Summer Nights 4/4

Pairing: Rabbit!Hybrid Jungkook x Y/N

Rating: Explicit

Genre: Hybrid!Fantasy, Romance, Fluff, Slowburn

Synopsis: A freak weather anomaly leads to a chance encounter with a rabbit-hybrid, and your kind nature results in you gaining a small, fluffy lodger, who questions your taste in television shows. It’s won’t be for long…will it?

Warnings/Tags: Heat/Mating cycles, Light Dom/Sub dynamics as part of JK’s heat, Marking, needy/possessive behaviour, edging, sex, oral (female receiving), an almost obscene amount of cum in this chapter, cumplay, biting, breeding talk, 

Author’s Note: And finally we get to the good-good. This chapter grew in the editing, much like Endymion did by like 1/3rd, so there’s extra porn in here from what I originally wrote lol. I’m always afraid it’s going to get boring or repetitive but @johobi​ loved it and that’s good enough for me, and I hope you all enjoy it too! Thank you for coming on this journey with me, and for your patience and understanding as I blue-balled you for three weeks  💜 I also quote one of my favourite TV shows in this chapter, first one to find it gets a free commission!

Previous Chapters: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

Tags: @kookiebunny97​ @mintyrae​ @skswriting​ @jjkgumdxop @unicornbabylover​

Word Count: 7K

Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction for entertainment purposes only. The events depicted here are entirely of my own imagining, and have no basis on actual people or events.

Summer Nights: Chapter Four

“I—w-want… you—” you stutter, and his hand slips from your hair to grip your chin between his thumb and forefinger.

“Say it,” he growls.

“Inside me.”

Your chest heaves. Your walls clench around nothing as you imagine how good he’s going to feel thrusting into you. It’s hard to ignore the wetness sliding from you.

“Good girl.” Jungkook smiles, letting go of your chin.

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[johobirecs]

🤤🤤🥴🥴🥺🥺🥺🤤🤤🥴🥴 About sums up the horny rollercoaster I went on reading this chapter!!! It really reads like a proper heat cycle is going on; kudos to Gem for the research she did here. The nest building, the quick bursts of rutting, the fact he goes thru pre-heat first- if all adds to my enjoyment of it because genuine consideration has gone into Jungkook’s condition. It doesn’t feel like he’s just had a cute tail n ears popped on him. Needless to say this entire chapter is extremely sexually charged but the little intervals where Bun is pouty and vulnerable really topped up my uwu meter. I loved every second I spent reading this because soft and horny is my shit. 💖

Summer Nights 3/4

Pairing: Rabbit!Hybrid Jungkook x Y/N

Rating: Explicit

Genre: Hybrid!Fantasy, Romance, Fluff, Slowburn

Synopsis: A freak weather anomaly leads to a chance encounter with a rabbit-hybrid, and your kind nature results in you gaining a small, fluffy lodger, who questions your taste in television shows. It’s won’t be for long…will it?

Warnings/Tags: Heat/Mating cycles, Light Dom/Sub dynamics as part of JK’s heat, Marking, needy/possessive behaviour, edging.

Author’s Note: NaNoWriMo and Writing/Editing a multi-chaptered fic was a fight this week, but I’m glad the tension and heat (finger guns) is finally turning up, things start to get really spicy in this chapter but there’s still plenty of Bun!Koo sweetness scattered throughout, so don’t worry, this is the second to last chapter, and I just want to thank everyone who has read and left comments and likes and reblogs, they mean the world to me, I’m so happy to know people are enjoying my stories. I hope you like this one as much and look forward to next week’s final chapter too! Once again all all beta’ing is done by @johobi​ who also makes all these fantastic headers

Previous Chapters: Chapter 1 Chapter 2

Tags: @kookiebunny97​ @mintyrae​ @skswriting​ 

Word Count: 6.2K

Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction for entertainment purposes only. The events depicted here are entirely of my own imagining, and have no basis on actual people or events.

Summer Nights: Chapter Three

“Claim me.” You whisper against his mouth, hands coming to rest at the side of his neck

Jungkook lifts himself from your lap, his forehead pressed to yours, eyes staring deeply into your soul. He nudges you with his nose and you reciprocate, nudging him back. A wide smile breaks across his face at your receptiveness. His bunny teeth press into his bottom lip as his hands slide down the sides of your thighs and underneath them. 

 “You have no idea how long I’ve been wanting this, dreaming about it.” Jungkook murmurs against your ear, voice breathy He lifts you as he stands, pulling your legs securely around him. You clamp them around his narrow waist and circle his shoulders with your arms. Jungkook smiles as he kisses you, alternating between sweet, chaste pecks and nose rubs. 

 “You’ve dreamt about sleeping with me?” You ask in a shy voice, a little embarrassed a man this perfect has been fantasising about you in such a manner.

“No.” He kisses you softly. “Sharing my heat with someone like you.” 

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[johobirecs]

Marvellous, engaging, and as titillating as ever!!!! The time between chapters felt like nothing when I began reading this fic again. Nothing else has pulled me in and kept me coming back like Void (and DNA) and I’m too dumb to really articulate why. But this chapter was another fire-stoking addition. I don’t wanna spoil it for those new to the series (go in blind!!) so I’ll be vague.

Chaos has completely erupted and I am LIVING FOR IT. How quickly MC has gone from donning her chastity belt to flinging her panties at every (delectable) man on the ship. That’s not because of bad character development, but BECAUSE OF GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!! In high pressure, boundary-dancing situations like this, people grow fast and relationships change overnight. Bee has depicted the rising stakes so damn well. 👏

That kitchen scene was so well played, hilarious and crazy and I was unexpectedly (and delightfully) caught off guard by Jin sweeping her away just to ask if she was ok. I. My bias in this fic keeps changing. Currently I am absolutely DESPERATE to see Captain Joon get it. I saw in a previous ask of Bee’s that he is particularly subby. I wanna see MC relieve him of his duty so bad.

So, so good. It’s my fav fic of last year for a reason. 🙏

Void - Part 7 (M)

title banner by @rude–jude♡

Genre: Sci-fi with a little angst and a LOT of smut

Pairing: BTS x Reader (yup - all seven)

Summary: You are the only female crew member on a 12 year space mission with seven handsome men. The sexual tension is real, y’all.

Word Count: 10.9k

Part 7 / ?

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

Warnings: explicit sexual content, alcohol masturbation, voyeurism, more non-monogamy

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[johobirecs]

Things are getting steamier!!!! KDDJKSKW but oh my it’s slow burn and that makes it all the more worth anticipating. I am gobbling up every crumb of sexual tension and desperate dry humping. 👀👀 before I get too caught up in describing my excitement for the dirty stuff tho, I must mention how adorable the montage of their new life together in the first half was. Especially the shopping trip!! OH HOW JUNGKOOK TUGS AT MY HEART STRINGS!! HE PUT THINGS IN THE CART IF SHE LIKED IT!! THAT IS SO CUTE!!

OKAY but yes the temperature kept rising as the chapter went on (as did Bun’s 🤒) and I just adored how patient, understanding and calm MC was. She knows he’s struggling with something and she doesn’t quite understand it (until the end), but she doesn’t panic (too much) or jump to conclusions and is so so gentle with him. The bathroom bit solidified my love for MC. And Jungkook!!! He’s trying so damn hard to hold himself back. 😔😔 I LOVE IT ALL🗣🗣🗣

Summer Nights: 2/4

Pairing: Rabbit!Hybrid Jungkook x Y/N

Rating: Mature (later explicit)

Genre: Hybrid!Fantasy, Romance, Fluff

Synopsis: A freak weather anomaly leads to a chance encounter with a rabbit-hybrid, and your kind nature results in you gaining a small, fluffy lodger, who questions your taste in television shows. It’s won’t be for long…will it?

Warnings/Tags: This chapter involves Jungkook going into heat.

Author’s Note: If I called @johobi​ patient before, I fucked up the tenses to bad in this chapter, it took her HOURS to fix. But she approved of the chapter which I’m happy about because this is the one I was most worried about. Jungkook Goes into heat in this chapter, and I hope nobody wants to kill me when they finish it.  Chapter 3 is only a week away! <3

Previous Chapter: Chapter 1

Tags: @kookiebunny97​ @mintyrae​ @skswriting​ 

Word Count: 5.6K

Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction for entertainment purposes only. The events depicted here are entirely of my own imagining, and have no basis on actual people or events.

I hope everyone is enjoying BE, and Life Goes On.

Summer Nights: Chapter Two

The next morning is the first day of your new-new normal. You wake to the sound of music coming from the living room. You pull yourself to your feet, shuffling from your bed to find the sourc

The next morning is the first day of your new-new normal. You wake to the sound of music coming from the living room. You pull yourself to your feet, shuffling from your bed to find the source of the enchanting sound. To your shock and delight, you find Jungkook hopping around the kitchen happily, ears and hair bouncing as he sings along to the radio and prepares pancakes. His voice is divine. You stand there enraptured, caught under his spell. He drops the spatula in fright when he turns to find you leaning against the wall, watching him silently.

 “Please continue,” you urge him. But he shakes his head, blushing and hiding behind his ears. “Your voice is so pretty. Please?” you coax, stepping towards him. Jungkook considers you from behind his ears for a second. Then, tentatively, he picks up the spatula and resumes his song while he washes it clean.

 From that day onwards, he wakes you each morning the same way, voice drifting through the bedroom door he leaves slightly ajar. There’s always a stack of warm, fluffy pancakes waiting for you in the kitchen, and beside it a bowl of yogurt-drizzled fruit. As soon as you’re seated, Jungkook extends a freshly brewed cup of breakfast tea to you. You eat together in the early morning light, the radio playing in the background. And while you get ready for work, Jungkook cleaned up the dishes from breakfast. 

 Domestic heaven. 

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[johobirecs]

Of course I’m biased and all, I commissioned it (and exposed my penchant for hybrid!koo dont @ me) but this is already one of my fav hybrid fics I’ve ever read. I love how it feels grounded in reality, and there’s no questionable power balance you can find in some hybrid fics that makes me feel a little uncomfortable. Jungkook is absolutely fucking ADORABLE, whether he’s a tiny little bunny begging for scraps or a giant strapping man scared of storms. I just. He’s already so endearing, and the time skips were genius and necessary to establish a caring and supportive bond between them before Jungkook unveiled his other form. Doing that made mc’s quick recovery totally believable and helped keep the momentum of the story. There’s already so much exquisite tension between them I could SCREAM. Kudos to Gemma for writing all the chapters before releasing them - I couldn’t do it. She is kind and merciful. 🤣🤣 anyway, if you love cute and (eventually sexy) hybrid stories... this is a must read!! I made sure to request human Jungkook doing lots of cute bunny behaviours..... udjejsjjwow thank me later.

Summer Nights: Chapter 1/4

Pairing: Rabbit!Hybrid Jungkook x Y/N

Rating: Teen (later explicit)

Genre: Hybrid!Fantasy, Romance, Fluff

Synopsis: A freak weather anomaly leads to a chance encounter with a rabbit-hybrid, and your kind nature results in you gaining a small, fluffy lodger, who questions your taste in television shows. It’s won’t be for long…will it?

Warnings/Tags: None right now, will add with additional chapters

Author’s Note: So the beautiful, wonderful, ever patient @johobi commissioned as we went into lockdown the first time, and it took me forever to write, and ended up being about 4x longer than I expected because, feelings and plot kept getting involved. Anyhow, the fic is finished, but with NaNoWriMo this month, and my already teasing this, I’m releasing this in 4 chapters, as I edit it, the next one will be next Friday, so I hope you all enjoy this, I got some wonderful comments from @johobi​ and she made this WONDERFUL HEADER <3, and I hope you all look forward to Chapters 2-4

Word Count: 4.3K

Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction for entertainment purposes only. The events depicted here are entirely of my own imagining, and have no basis on actual people or events.

Summer Nights

The weather report this morning said nothing about rain. Not a shower, not a sprinkle, and even now, as you check your phone for the thousandth time, there’s no indication of the storm that is currently darkening the sky over the entire city.

You fight your way out of the subway station, pushing past people rushing down the stairs out of the deluge. As you clamber your way up through them and onto the street, it feels like you’re pushing against a wall of water.

You curse yourself and the umbrella that sits serenely dry and unused under the side table by your front door. Because according to the highest-rated, “most accurate” weather app available, it was supposed to be nothing but dry, sunny spells through the end of the week and staying warm and dry over the weekend.

You dash across the road, taking a shortcut through the park, hoping to find some relief under the canopy of trees but somehow the drops feel heavier under the leaves. Cold rivulets of water run down your neck, under the collar of your coat, completely defeating the purpose of you clutching it closed.

You’re halfway home when, as suddenly as it started this morning, the rain stops. You look up through the branches and the sky is miraculously clear, dappled sunlight falling across your face as birdsong suddenly fills the park, nothing but dripping leaves and ground puddles to indicate the previous weather. This must be the sunny spell that was previously promised.

You wipe your hand across your face to remove some of the hair clinging to it, but since your hand is as wet as everything else, it’s a losing battle. There’s just as much water on your face after wiping it, and strands of hair are now just pulled across your forehead rather than limply clinging to your cheeks. You sigh, readjusting the strap of your bag and hoping the contents inside aren’t as soaked as you are, when for the second time in less than a minute you are stunned to another stop.

Before you is a tiny, shivering, soggy ball of fur.

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[johobirecs]

This was the perfect little fic to read this evening, all cosied up on my couch with a cuppa. 🥺 I love their dynamic so much, being with one another is just so easy and intuitive for them. The scene was such a telling glimpse into their domestic routine. I felt so warm imagining the MC folding laundry, as she always does, and Jin flirting, as he always does. And Jin was so quick to help his lady feel desirable, as I imagine he always does. 😔💖 their banter was also hilarious (I expected him to suggest she go as Carole Baskin for some reason 😂😂) and yet again showcased some brilliant character writing in very few words. Enjoyed immensely, perfect to get you in that Halloween mood!! 🎃🎃🎃

Halloween King: Costumes, Competition, and Caramel Corn

PAIRING; seokjin x reader 

WORD COUNT: 1.6K

WARNINGS; none

GENRE; fluff, humor, crack, halloween drabble

SUMMARY; Every year your endearing husband comes to you with another wacky costume idea. This year might just be the craziest idea he’s had yet.

AUTHOR’S NOTE; This is my very first posting in the BTS fandom and to say that I’m nervous about sharing my writing with the world would be an understatement. Thank you to @jinpanman​ for the ceaseless support and encouragement you have given me. You are a true gem and I can never thank you enough. I hope if you read this you enjoy.

“Before you even start it’s a nope,” you pop the “p” of your word and focus heavily on the basket of clothes you’re in the middle of handling lest you get ensnared by the pout that launched a thousand crazy adventures. 

“But babe I haven’t even said anything yet,” Seokjin groans and you can hear the whine dripping in his voice. It makes it very hard for you to continue on folding laundry. He sidles up behind you and those arms of his wrap around your middle like they have a million times before when he’s on a quest to get you to relent to his desires.        

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[johobirecs]

Halsey stated it best: oh my my my, oh my my my.

So so hot and the dirty talk (a weakness of mine) is to DIE for. One of my fav parts was definitely the lengths (👀) he went to to entice her, how could anyone fucking resist, let’s be real. His lewd display was described so deliciously there were fireworks going off in my brain. 🤤🤤

Wait For Me (M)

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Genre: smut, pwp

Word Count: 6k

Warnings: yikes switch!reader, switch!Jimin (but mostly dom), needy!Jimin, horny-ass-mf!Jimin, masturbation, dirty talk, ruined orgasm, post-orgasm torture, dirty talk, overstimulation, 69(?), multiple orgasms, unprotected sex, dirty talk, creampie, pet names, begging, dirty talk, omg so much dirty talk I’m going crazy

(A/N): Am I the only one that’s into dirty talk like this? Maybe. But did I enjoy writing this? Absolutely. Kinda for Jimin’s birthday but really just me needing an excuse to be a sl*t in writing.

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[johobirecs]

I don’t think I’ve ever read a fic with a striptease actually? But you know what? This was a fucking amazing way to be introduced to iT UGHHH. ON:E JUNGKOOK DOING A FUCKING STRIPTEASE TO MY TIME AND THEN FUCKING THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU. I JUST-- this fic is inescapably h0rny and you are gonna need to remedy that afterwards. I’m JUST saying. As a warning. Don’t read it on the bus ok?? 

The LEATHER GLOVES. There are LEATHER GLOVES. ON HIS HANDS. AND DID I MENTION A STRIPTEASE. TO MY TIME. I’m justtttttttttttttt very frustrated rn. Best PWP I’ve read in a looong while. Buy yourselves some seat covers before you read it.

Take Your Time

Title: Take Your Time

Pairing: Jungkook x Y/N

Rating: Explicit

Genre: PWP

Synopsis: After a stressful day at work, you get home to find Jungkook has a surprise for you. And, oh, is he going to take his time.

Warnings/Tags: Light bondage, blindfolds, biting, hair-pulling, oral (male receiving), vaginal penetration, creampie

Author’s Note: Wrote this after the MOTS ON:E concert after someone suggested that Jungkook’s totally the type to willingly perform a striptease for you, and here we are.

Word Count: 5.8k

Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction for entertainment purposes only. The events depicted here are entirely of my own imagining, and have no basis on actual people or events.

You trudge through the door to your apartment, immediately slumping against it as you practically slam it closed, letting your bag slip off your shoulder to the floor.

“Thank fuck that’s over with,” you sigh to yourself out loud, cracking your head against the door a few times. You kick off your shoes - promising yourself you’ll come back and straighten them up later - and head towards the kitchen, thinking you’re deserving of a sip of wine. 

Well… a glass of wine.

Or maybe you’ll grab one of the big glasses meant for cocktails and pour yourself two-thirds of a bottle? ‘It still counts as one glass, it’s fine,’ you tell yourself; and while you momentarily contemplate buying one of those joke glasses off the internet that’s basically a bottle with a wine glass for a neck, you step into the kitchen and come to a sudden stop.

There’s already a glass of wine on the kitchen counter in front of you. Folded neatly beside it sits a red, satin blindfold, and atop that, a small note in neat handwriting that says nothing but:

“Put it on ♥ -Koo”

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[johobirecs]

Sweeter Than Sweet (1)

Pairing: Jimin x reader + others as the story progresses

Warnings: None to note.

Summary:  You never would have expected someone like Park Jimin to notice you.  As handsome and beguiling as he is deadly, you’re enthralled from the very moment you meet.  Addicted to his kiss and his bite, Jimin opens up your eyes to a whole new world of love, lust and seduction.

Word count: 2.5K

As of this July (2020), Sweeter than Sweet turned three years old! As I’m currently in the midst of a horrendous writing slump (urgh) I’ve decided to go back and slowly work my way through, editing chapter by chapter, as I feel that some parts could do with a fair bit of tweaking.

For those of you who’ve already read it, there won’t be any major plot changes - just tightening up of grammar/plot holes/dialogue. For those of you who’re new to Sweeter than Sweet, I sincerely hope you enjoy yourself ^^

Feedback is always encouraged and appreciated! Thank you <3

*Chapter edited as of 07/08/20* 

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“You coming, or what?” With a gleefully mischievous expression, your friend glances back at you over her shoulder, her pretty face framed by full, dark curls. You nod and smile to mollify her but the moment that her back is turned your nervous eyes begin scanning the room; darting this way and that, corner to corner.

The club is packed, hot bodies thronging as far as the eye can see as you trail closely behind your companion, grimacing at the feel of sweaty arms brushing against you as you squeeze your way by.  If you’re being honest, clubbing has never really been your thing and neither have crowds; especially not ones this loud and drunken.  

You have to admit, though: there’s a sense of anonymity that comes with blending between dancers in the dark that appeals to you - contentment in becoming just another nameless body amongst the writhing masses.  Barely anyone even pays you a second glance, and why should they?  By no means is this your usual playground, nor a place you feel much at home.  

You find your way to the bar and join your friend eventually, hopping into a newly vacated stool with a heavy sigh of relief.  Maybe if you’re sat down Sam might be less likely to try dragging you onto the dance floor.  You can live in hope, after all.

“What’s your poison?” she calls over the thumping music.  Her hips are already swinging back and forth to the bass as you inspect the assortment of colourful bottles lining the back wall, squinting your eyes in hopes of spotting a name you might recognise.  You end up none the wiser for doing so, however, resorting to eyeing the drink that’s just landed in front of Sam instead; a bright orange concoction that the barman pours with a flourish into a tall cocktail glass.  

“I’ll just have what you’re having!” you call, raising your voice in an attempt to be heard over the din that surrounds you.  You’re not sure you’re successful, to be honest, but Sam must understand your gesticulating well enough because minutes later an identical drink lands in front of you - cocktail umbrella and all.  You take a cautious sip whilst your friend looks around - searching for tonight’s prey, no doubt - and you’re relieved that she misses the way you grimace at the drink’s slightly bitter aftertaste. She’d only make you down it even faster if she had.

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This fic🥴made me feel🥴🥴some type of way🥴🥴. Not only does it combine my two very favourite things, shy Kook and dom Tae🥴🥴🥴, but it is all wrapped up in Ashley’s stellar writing. Ever since I read her vampire!Jimin fic I was eager to go back to her masterlist.

The set-up to this particular fantasy is so well done that it actually makes the first part of this piece completely credible. The friendships are funny and authentic, their banter so natural that you don’t need reams of exposition to understand each of their unique personalities. They’re all so different and their rapport with one another was super entertaining to read. POOR JIMI😭😭 I love how supportive they all were of him (even Tae, who was otherwise occupied). Look, that car scene was SO DAMN STEAMY I was already about to combust when she freakin’ looks up and JUNGKOOK IS STARING AT HER RJEJSJSNAN it was like Christmas morning for me are u kidding?? 😫😫😫😫 before I move onto the 2nd part I also have to mention how much I adored the whole ‘blinking’ sequence in the club! God! What an awesome way to portray how erratically time passes when ur smashed and having a good time. IN AWE OF YOU, ASHLEY.

The 2nd part culminated in the precise way I personally wanted it to, so my selfish ass was extremely happy to find that it picked up exactly where it left off (tho I did think at the end of part 1 that JK was dashing into the diner loos to have a cheeky tug lmao). Reading (I almost wrote ‘watching’, then, because honestly Ashley’s writing is so visual that I felt like I was observing the scenes themselves) their antics unfold at the table was a delight. The things that went unsaid but told in so many other ways!! Jungkook being as taut as a horny bowstring next to her and Tae gleefully spectating was just😩😩 ugh. Perfect. The whole ‘keys’ situation was brilliant, and I particularly liked how Tae continued to operate under the guise of it when offering them an out. JUST!! I don’t have enough good things to say.

And I don’t want to spoil the climax of the fic but lemme just tell u guys... in your horniest of moments, darkest of days... this will be a reread. A re-re-read. You will have to keep coming back, like one does their fav pr0n clips. I mean🥴😫😩. Just read it and see. I loved how seamlessly everyone slotted into their ranks in the bedroom hierarchy. How Tae is that much of a domineering presence that it goes completely undebated, and that Jungkook, on the lowest (and best) rung of the ladder, follows his commands without hesitation or question (in what I’m presuming is his first mxm interaction? Just based off of his reactions. Which was awesome, cuz it’s like this was something none of them knew about each other prior, but they all showed their full, horny hand that night LOL. Correct me if I’m wrong!).

Ahh I said I wouldn’t spoil anything so I’ll stop there. Just. So good. Soooooooooooö good. 👏 👏

↳part one: hush

summary⇢ four seats, five bodies. “careful, sweetheart,” he breathes into the shell of your ear, hands tightening over your waist in warning. you lick your lips, pausing just long enough to ponder: what if you don’t want to be careful?

↳part two: clamor

summary⇢ “taehyung,” you say faintly. despite your volume, the blond man still manages to hear you, tilting his head curiously as you clear your throat and try again. “i think i left my keys at your apartment.” the entire air around him changes, eyes laser-focused on you, jaw visibly ticking under the streetlamps as he breezily answers, “ah, you know what, i think you did.”

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[johobirecs]

Okay, so I’ll preface this by saying I’ve never seen Kiki’s Delivery Service, so if you’re reading this review and you’re considering skipping this fic because you haven’t either - DON’T. READ THE FIC ANYWAY BECAUSE IT’S BLOODY BRILLIANT. YOU DON’T REQUIRE KNOWLEDGE OF THE AU TO ENJOY IT IMMENSELY. It’s more than enough to be acquainted with Studio Ghibli films in general - this fic oozes their twee aesthetic and atmosphere, and any fan will immediately feel at home. But even if you’ve never seen a Ghibli film, that doesn’t matter either. All you simply need know is that the setting is a quaint, neo-victorian seaside town, and the characters reflect it in their manner and dress. It’s so goddamned charming. And it is executed brilliantly.

Myself being a fan of Ghibli films, I immediately fell in love with the telling of this story. The characters and environment are written with such appeal; with the same warmth and wit I’ve come to expect from Miyazaki’s worlds. And Ella’s prose is so complementarily enchanting! Each scene is cleanly written, never overindulging in any one aspect (description, dialogue, internal monologue, flashbacks or unrelated tangents). No, it is perfectly balanced in each, and engages you from the get-go despite the sleepy backdrop. It is an extremely addicting read - I was genuinely taken by this fic. So much so I giddily enthused to my friends about it!! 🥺

Jungkook is just everyone’s wet dream in this - burly baker’s boy covered in dust and soot? Sweating from the ovens? Biceps bulging while he heaves sacks of flour? YES. A thousand times yes. And Tae - I might not be quite so susceptible to him on any other day when Jungkook is in the picture, but oh man. I freakin’ fell for noble Tae, too. His floppy beret (such a cute scene btw) and his damn gardenias. He is at once charming, sweet and suspicious, and honestly that’s quite the feat to pull off!!  I’d be remiss not to mention just how much I love the MC, too. That she’s older and on the bigger side, but also just so incredibly likeable? And relatable?

I have to say, though, one thing did make me laugh - how I went into this all smiling and delighting in the Ghibli-ness of it all, only for it to take a very sharp turn into ABSOLUTE DEPRAVITY LMAO. AND THERE ARE NO LESS THAN THREE GLORIOUS SMUT SCENES. When I’d advanced a few thousand words into the fic, I thought, wait, this is so damn cute. But I swear I read ‘spit-roasting’  and ‘lactation kink’ in the warnings... and. LMAO. OMG. The juxtaposition of this sweet, nostalgic Ghibliverse setting and the life-ending smut—is just—IT’S BRILLIANT. I couldn’t help but wonder if Howl railed his girl like this behind closed doors. I hope so. LOL. Because DAMN. The fucking smut. Ella, you bestowed a great gift upon the community with the sheer gratuity and length of these sex scenes. Each one topped the next (no pun intended). Especially when things turned decidedly poly. This fic is criminally underrated, all things considered.

Oh, and I absolutely loved how things resolved - I’m aware there’s to be a part 2 which I will eagerly await, but this part ended with such a heart-warming arrangement between the 3 (or 4) of them. 

Really, really loved this. I anticipate part 2 very much!!!

- sugar & spice (m) jjk & kth

➻ summary: “Your assistant Jungkook has been harbouring secret feelings for you, the sweet bakery owner, for some time now. But what will happen when Taehyung, handsome, smooth as ever and mysteriously new to town comes along to sweep you off your feet?”

➻ Kiki’s Delivery Service!AU

➻ word count: 20.8k

➻ pairing: older baker!reader x baker assistant Jungkook x upperclass Taehyung.

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[johobirecs]

Oh my god, this was so so so hot. 😳😳 like SO hot. 😳😳 What does one do after reading a fic so damn sexy?? UGH.

Ok, ok, so before I get to the smut I just want to say: wooow the intro was just like being in my usual blue collar work environment LMAO. So much casual and targeted sexism flying about, and even though Murphy never said anything derogatory when he showed up it was just funny how I immediately felt on the defensive? Because it was suddenly 2 guys vs 1 woman in a scene revolving around a male-dominated industry?? I just assumed from the get-go that they felt she was lesser. It was super interesting to read and reflect on my own experiences with it. And how angry men make me. LOL. Which is perfect for this fic, cuz the indignant sex was fuuuuckinnnggg hottt. 🤤🤤

Yoongi was really on the offensive with his barbs to begin with, so much so that it actually raised my hackles. MC was comparably pretty cordial - if snarky - but some of his comments were too much, just as they frequently are in work environments such as this. It was refreshing to read the honesty of it all. It really resonated with me how MC had to internally reassure herself of her ability and beat back the self-doubt. I was so so glad when she began to riposte and one-up him.

I really enjoyed the little revelations about their time together as trainees, because it contextualised a lot of his behaviour - though, of course, it didn’t excuse it. I really did feel that through spending time with MC on this gig that it showed him just how juvenile and unfair his perceptions of her had been. Especially as it seemed like he had constructed them through a lens of jealousy, rather than having interacted with her in any meaningful way back in school. The apology was the cherry on top i craved. 😌😌

THE SEX!! AajrjejwkJsjwkw the SEX. So. Damn. Good. Iris is the Goddess of Articulating Sexy Scenarios, and I worship at her altar. Every word in her smut description is carefully curated to punch u in the pussy. And I approve wholeheartedly. Plus some of the things Yoongi said in the heat of it all... Lord, have mercy. Or not. 😳😳 omg. I’m INFATUATED WITH THE SEX SCENE. It was so desperate and passionate and full of aggressive energy. URGH. My legs were shaking after too and I was just sitting here man.

Another corker from Iris. I swear, there isn’t a dud in her lineup. 😫

Closed Circuit (M)

Summary: After years of paying your dues with smaller jobs, you finally get the chance at a solo assignment to rewire a large corporate building. The excitement quickly fades on the first day, however, when you discover the general contractor gave the same job to the electrician who’s been your rival since trade school.

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Smut

Word Count: 11,480

Warnings: Electrician!Yoongi, Electrician!Reader, enemies to lovers, workplace hookup, sexual themes, rough sex, elevator sex, unprotected sex, creampie, spanking, verbal degradation, dirty talk, smoking, profanity

Series: Working Man Bangtan

A/N: I think anyone weak for Yoongi’s hands or him licking…let’s call it “substances”…off his fingers may pass out. 

Excerpt:

“I’m hoping you’ll see you’re in over your head with this one and quit so Murph will hire someone who won’t end up fried on a hot wire,” Yoongi said, smirking. “I’ve cleaned up after you before. I’d hate to have to do it again.”

You glared at him, hoping lasers would burst from your eyes and scorch his dark hair. “That job wasn’t a cleanup. I hadn’t even touched that part of the building before you stole my contract and you know it!”

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[johobirecs]

I’m so happy this fic exists. I’ve not read such a lovely, wholesome Jin story before and it’s probably why it has claimed a special place in my heart. I just love everything about this. 

The setting and atmosphere is so deftly written, and it’s nothing short of magical. I’m usually averse to overt environmental/peripheral detail but not when it’s described like this. I could picture each scene with clarity, because thought went into creating every aspect of the pixieverse. The pixies’ customs, rituals, habitation, clothing, eating habits - all of it was utterly charming and made sense while retaining all its fantastical elements. I was so intrigued by their hierarchy, how they lived in certain fruit/veg/nuts, how they rode birds, how they held Harvest festivals and worshipped Alixtra - it was all just so richly envisioned and increased my enjoyment of the story tenfold. Can we get an F in the chat for rock pixies tho. Omg.

Jin and MC are so damn cute together. I absolutely loved his introduction to the story, he’s bumbling and shy without being cringe. He’s just utterly endearing and yet also somehow hot?? I swear EVERY TIME THEY TOUCHED WINGS I HAD TO LOOSEN MY COLLAR. Their chemistry was on point. I loved that he was described as the loudest quiet person they’d ever met, it just perfectly summed up his outbursts of panicked yelling when he was otherwise pretty meek LOL. Plus the line about nature having fallen in love with him re: his ethereal good looks... I felt that. What a wonderful way to put it. 

The siblings, too, were adorably vexing, and I particularly enjoyed the dynamic of Jimin, Jiwon and MC when they visited her for dinner. 

Ahhh, guys, I don’t know. This fic was just a delight to read; perfect escapism. I felt like I was momentarily whisked away to a vibrant, lively world. And I enjoyed every minute I spent there. Even my dental pain couldn’t ruin it haha. 2020 needs more healing content such as this. Loved it.

P.S. sorry if this review doesn’t make any sense, I am currently off my tits on pain meds. but i mean every nonsensical word. k

Always Trust In Pixie Dust

; Pixie!Seokjin x Pixie!Reader

; Genre: Fluff, a tiny bit of angst

; Word Count: 14k

; Synopsis: As a vegetable pixie, you weren’t exactly considered the most desirable in the pixie hierarchy. But the uncle of one of your student’s is convinced that you have a secret admirer, only made worse when your younger brother and sister get involved. Will they succeed in their matchmaking or will your admirer come forward before they can get into too much mischief?

; A/N: Okay so…this is my first FULL Jin fic and I feel bad because I basically lost all inspiration for any writing about 4/5 through writing this. As a result…it’s pretty fair to say I’m a little uncertain of how this fic is and how you’ll all feel about it, particularly as there’s no smut anymore (it just didn’t fit). I love the world though, and I love pixie!Jin. I hope you enjoy it and if you do, PLEASE reblog because Jin fics don’t get the love they deserve, nor do solely fluff fics :( also, please leave me your comments and thoughts and asks so I know what you thought. I’m trying my hardest to get back into writing and just finishing this was hugely important for me!

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“Kim Taehyung…you don’t have a child,” Your words cause the tall pixie with soft, peach coloured hair to pause with almost comically wide eyes turned to you. “So what are you doing here?”

He says nothing for a moment before straightening himself, crossing his arms over his broad chest and pursing his lips at you. Even though he’s younger than you, he towers over you and you work hard to keep your teacher aura that had him looking so chastised when caught.

“You’re right. I don’t have a child. But I do have a niece. Right there,” Taehyung points over to the little girl sitting on the floor, her voice sweetly joining the other girls she’s sat with as they sing a nursery rhyme together. “And I’ve been asked to bring her home by her dad.”

Twisting your lips, you sigh before nodding and gesturing for him to come inside. The nursery that you worked at was inside a hollowed-out tree, providing plenty of space for the babies and little ones who were not old enough to attend school lessons in the higher levels of the tree. Everything inside your room was bright and colourful though, the walls stained with the vibrant colours that came from the richest pigments created from flowers.

A mural of the forest and individual, faceless pixies took up one half of the circular room while the other was free for the children to paint on as they saw fit. Creativity was one of the most important traits of a pixie after all, and it was your job to ensure that they went wild with all their beautiful, creative thoughts.

The floor was dotted with dried paint, and even new paint splashes from the day’s activities and you hummed lightly as you moved over to the line of reed twine that was strung up across the room, parchment hung on it in intervals with each one containing a drawing. Scanning over, you take the one with the little girl’s name and hand it over to Taehyung.

“Miyeon painted this for her dad. Make sure that he gets it please.” You request, smiling at him. He looks over the painting with a critical eye before grinning, nodding before bounding over to Miyeon and crouching down next to her.

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[johobirecs]

This fic!!! THIS FIC. I truly needed something like this after all the shit of the past few months. It really was like a balm to the soul. Bad day, guys? Cosy up in your bed, grab a hot drink and prepare to be enchanted for the next hour and a half. 😭🥺 I bust some major uwus in my reading of this and I am not an uwu person. 🥺

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I was so looking forward to reading a new fic from Steph as her writing is some of my very favourite on here and refamiliarising myself with her style reminded me just how damn good with words she is. It all flows so effortlessly, drawing you fully into the story with her intricate skills and yet never hindering your immersion with over-ornamentation. It’s wonderful. I caught myself several times thinking, ‘wow, I love the way that’s written.’ The smut especially is fucking A+++++++. Masterfully told. All the build-up, the sexual tension, the misinterpretation of one another’s cues - it culminates so well. So. Well. Excuse me while I wipe my drool a sec. Yoongi is so goddamn hot in this. Don’t ask me why I particularly found his manner and dialogue in the smut scene so 😩😩😩😩-worthy because I doubt I could verbalise it. Just. YUMMM.

Oops I accidentally jumped straight into the smut. LOL. SORRY, it’s cuz it’s fresh in my mind still and it really is that good.

This was such a quick read for me and I honestly struggle reading a large volume of fic at once. It just charms you from the very first line. It built the allure of Yoongi so solidly from their first interaction. I felt very much like the MC as I read, my crush on him building the more of himself he showed. He’s so goddamn considerate‼️ And reliable‼️ And COOL‼️ Yoongi is a Taurus’s dream man. And it was so darn adorable how Remi and Holly were as drawn to one another as the MC and Yoongi were, it’s just dogs don’t give a fuck about shagging in a park after a couple encounters whereas our human couple were far more cautious about it. Which only made me froth at the mouth more LOL and made the pay-off all the sweeter.

I also adored MC and Remi’s relationship, even tho it was entirely non-verbal (on Remi’s part at least lol). How MC discloses secrets to her like a best friend and interprets advice or comments from Remi via interpreted actions. 😂😂 Adorable. AND THE BIRTH SCENE!!!! It was so suspenseful there for a good moment that idk if I remembered to breathe⁉️ When Yoongi resuscitated the puppy I felt similarly to the MC- I’m ready to jump 👏 this 👏 fucking 👏 man 👏. Just wipe the puppy gunk off first babe.

Ahhh I actually fell in love with this fic. Like, I think we’re in a relationship now. Such a wonderful, gloriously romantic read. 🧡

Ps. I woof you

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Word count: 26K

Summary: The one with a happy accident of the furry, four-legged kind - “Are you calling my dog a slut?!” 

Warnings: Extreme fluff and domesticity, cursing, mild angst, smut inclusive of: fingering, oral sex (female receiving) and unprotected penetrative sex 

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“Seriously?!” Sitting up with a suddenness that borders on miraculous given how fast asleep you were just a few blissful moments ago, you glare out into the darkness that fills your room.  

The wall opposite your bed may as well be vibrating, so insistent is the thud of bass that’s thumping through from the apartment next door, and if you thought you were pissed about being so rudely awakened in the middle of the night, that’s nothing compared to the indignance of your dog, Remi.  Barking her head off, you’re met by the sight of her pacing up and down the span of the wall once you turn on the light, blinking as your eyes adjust to the offending brightness.  

“This is just so not the time,” you hiss as you swing your legs out of bed and then stalk across the room to hammer your fist against the plaster, swearing under your breath.  Usually, you’re quite quick to try and stifle Remi when she gets her knickers all in a twist, but not right now - not when her yapping is perfectly justified and the dog next door then has the sheer gall to start barking back.  

“Oh, it’s on,” you grit out through your teeth, banging your fist against the wall with renewed vigour ‘til your fist is sore and Remi’s so worked up that she’s up on her hind legs pawing the paintwork right alongside you.  

Thankfully, your next-door neighbour soon gets the message and turns off his music, no doubt feeling cowed at having been met with such vehement disapproval from the opposite side of the wall.  You sigh, satisfied, but it seems Remi has no such intention of letting it go so lightly, her barking match with her nemesis next door carrying on despite the battle being over.  

“Hey, hey,” you hush as you squat down to her level, running your fingers through her fur, “It’s ok, you can stop now, Rem.  We won, it’s ok.”  She quietens slightly at the reassuring tone of your voice but, stubborn as she is, she remains determined to get the last bark in, growling low in her throat and staring at the wall until she’s absolutely sure that the dog next door has been forced to back down.  

She’s always been the same; vocal even as a pup.  She’s a canine of very few faults (or so you like to believe), but you’ll admit that she can be a little too loud at times - a little too quick to run her mouth off at the slightest unfamiliar noise despite you discouraging her from it as best you can.  

It was actually one of the reasons you and your ex broke up, as silly as that sounds.  He’d always been intolerant of Remi’s noise - of anything being anything other than perfectly perfect, frankly  - and the final straw had come when one day, in a fit of red-faced rage, he’d taken off his shoe and thrown it at her from across the room.   She’d yelped and ran off to hide, and that’d been it.  By dinner time that evening, he’d been in the process of moving out his things.  A two-year relationship over, just like that. 

Good riddance, as far as you were concerned.  Remi was your roommate years before he ever had been; your loyalties lay with her, as they do to this day.  

And boy, does she know it.  You think it to yourself now, as you lay back down in bed and she sits at your bedside with her chin rested on the covers looking up at you with her big, brown puppy-dog eyes.  

“Oh come on then,” you grumble, shifting over and patting the space you’ve made for her atop the duvet.  She leaps up, tail wagging, and quickly circles on the spot before lying down snuggled up against you, exhaling noisily in contentment as you fuss her soft, pointed ears. “You’re never going to make any friends if you keep barking at everyone all the time, you know.”  Remi closes her eyes, utterly unrepentant.  

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Pls this is so incredibly sexy and hot and I’m almost flailing over Jimin playing DnD more than the actual (droolworthy) smut. This dirty lil ditty perfectly encapsulates that stage of a budding relationship where the sexual tension is so thick even the other people in the room can unfortunately feel it. Desperate and satisfying!!!

Commission: Constitution Check

Pairing: JiminxFem!Reader

Rating: Explicit

Genre: Nerdy PWP

Synopsis:  A spur of the moment decision in a DnD game has some unintended, but more than welcome real life consequences.

Warnings: Porn. Thats it

Authors Notes: This fic was a commission from @foxybread​, a short and dirty Jimin, DnD fic. It was a lots of fun to write and thank you again for commissioning me! I hope you love it!  

Word Count: 1.6k

Constitution Check

“I grab Chim and kiss him.” You’d said flailing your arms excitedly and sitting up on your knees. It was a perfectly reasonable thing to say; you needed to hide from the guards coming your way and a cleric in heavy armour wasn’t going to pass a stealth check, especially not with the stats, Jimin, rolled for Chim.

What you hadn’t expected, was for Jimin, to take it further.

“I push Misty against the brick wall and keep kissing her.” The lithe dancer smirked, leaning over the table towards you.

“Okay! I’m done. I’m leaving before they start rolling for sleight of hand!” Seokjin yelled pushing away from the table and heading for the door. “If you guys wanna work out how this little R.P. session goes privately, and then come and find us at the bar, feel free.” He’d wailed comically while grabbing his coat and wallet on his way out. The rest of the guys followed quickly; Tae, the DM, instructing both of you to clean everything up since you couldn’t work through your shit properly, and had to make it weird.

To be fair, things between you and Jimin, had always been…tense, for lack of a better word. You were a thing, but you weren’t a thing. A thing everyone knew about, but neither party did anything about.

Until ten minutes ago.

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I don’t even know where to start with this fic. And without spoiling it (because you MUST go in blind). One of the most intelligently-written, fulfilling reads I’ve had. It’s so deceptively sweet at first; the little details trivial, just bits to set the scene. BUT BY THE END IT ALL COMES INTO PLAY AGAIN AND I EJAKSKEKNRJSJA——— I cannot rant about it ENOUGH. What unfolds is so damn twisted, like, beyond expectations. We all read the ‘vampire’ tag and expected it to get dark, but this is on another level.

I’m so scared to mention details because I don’t want to give anything away by accident but can I just say, Ashley’s word choice to foreshadow Jimin’s nature was *chef’s kiss*. There was a lot of description about eating, meals, being hungry. I love some clever wordsmanship. Speaking of wordsmanship, this is some of the cleanest, most eloquent writing I’ve read. It flows effortlessly, and not for the lack of impressive vocabulary use- it’s there, and used tactically, as it is in the finest of published works. Yes, I truly believe Ashley’s writing is publishable. I’m blown away.

THE FORESHADOWING AND CALLBACKS IN THIS FIC I— SEOKJIN IS SO INTRIGUING TOO WHAT—

Anyway, please read this if the warnings don’t deter you. AMAZING FIC. 👏👏👏

cloud nine | pjm

summary⇢ “he’s here again,” viv whispers. “you know who. the hot guy who’s totally into you.” and he is hot–devastatingly hot enough that you know he can’t actually be into you, because the universe simply doesn’t work that way. that still doesn’t stop your heart from pounding when he smiles at you from across the room. pairing⇢ jimin/reader word count⇢ 5.4k rating⇢ 18+ genre⇢ smut | horror warnings⇢ sexual content, dubcon, blood, biting, fingering, dirty talk, unprotected sex, honestly jimin is crazy af. just out of his got!!!damn mind 

a/n⇢  this idea has been sitting in my drafts for at least two years now, but for some reason, i thought hey, i should finally write it for jimin’s birthday. then his birthday passed and i thought that’s cool. it can be for halloween. needless to say…happy seokjin’s birthday, jimin ☠️☠️merry christmas, baby boy 💕🤣

THIS FIC IS NOT CUTE. you’ve been warned 👀 also, as i always do, i’ve been staring at this for too long and am overthinking it and idk how i feel about it anymore. but take it anyway 😭mood is this song~

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It’s been ages since I read a proper comedy/crack fic so this was such a lovely and refreshing read!!!! I did start getting into B99 at one point and I’m now hankering for it again after this. You nailed the banter and character dynamic that the show has and honestly I don’t know how you managed to fit such HQ characterisation into so few words and introduce/tie off the plot too! My favourite scene was definitely in Seokjin’s bakery when he’s being super smarmy and MC is just... totally blowing her cover. Brilliant. 😂😂 Plus Jungkook’s reaction to the whole thing was squee-inducing to read. 👀 A fun little romp for sure!!

OREOS and Electroshock Couples Therapy

You and infuriating precinct playboy Jeon Jungkook go undercover to lure out a killer targeting engaged couples. Literally nothing goes according to plan…

Genre: Fluff/Comedy/Suspense

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Trope: Enemies/Rivals to Lovers ~ Fake Dating

AU Type: Loosely Brooklyn 99 (with a hint of Smallville) Police Detectives AU

Word Count: 3315

Warnings: kidnapping with threat of harm (not graphic) ~ mature themes and innuendo ~ light/implied smut

“Your delusions have run away with you again.”

“My delusions? Now I know it was you. You’re even more insufferably pretentious when you’re trying to hide something.”

Jungkook grinned.

“Brilliant theory, Detective. Shame there’s no way to prove it.”

“You could confess,” you fumed tightly.

His grin became positively gleeful. You were this close to tasing him.

“Do you genuinely expect me to confess that I ate your last Oreo?”

“It was a violation of human decency.”

“Yes, and when we find the culprit, I’ll be sure to tar and feather him.”

“You’re not taking this seriously, Jeon.”

“Now, whatever gave you that idea?” Jungkook asked as he folded an arrest report into a paper airplane.

You were saved from responding when Captain Kim barked both your names across the precinct.

“Detectives _______ and Jeon. My office. Now.”

Namjoon sighed as he watched the two of you bicker all the way to the door.

It’s like having extra children. 

“We’ve got a case. Commissioner marked it top priority and you two are taking lead as of right now.”

Your forehead wrinkled in confusion and Jungkook raised a single curious brow.

“But Jimin is my –”

“Why not Hoseok?”

Namjoon raised a hand to silence you both. You weren’t teaming with your regular partners. Questions were to be expected.

“Jimin’s staying on that trafficking case while you work with Jeon. We need to draw out a perp targeting engaged couples. Thus far, all of his victims have been a male and a female, mid-to-late twenties. You two fit the profile, so…” he grinned, “congratulations on your engagement.”

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