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83 years without hope.

Every 10th of November at exactly 09:05 am, life stops for us.

Sirens start screaming all around the country, and for one whole minute, we all stop and mourn. Our nation’s heart has been bleeding since 10 November 1938.

Today is the day we have lost Mustafa Kemal Atatürk. He was not only a hero who saved our country and recreated it from its ashes in the best way possible (thanks to him Turkey was one of the first nations to give women sufferage rights) but he was also passionate about teaching, learning, art and science. He cherished such valuable things deeply and he was genuinely a good human being. One of the best who ever lived if you ask me.

He was more than a man, therefore we never fully accept him as dead. His principles and ideas keep on living within us.

His loss left a giant whole in the heart of Turkey and it’s been going downhill since then.

His memory is the only seed of hope the Turkish youth have left.

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I’M STILL SCREAMING. So fucking surreal.

🚨 Spoiler Alert! + Research Query.

🇺🇸 What do Americans call doner kebabs? Gyros? Schwarma? Have you ever heard the term before? Is this a whole new world of meat to you? I try to stick to American verbiage, but unlike money laundering and treatment for hypovolemic shock, google is remarkably useless for research into the subject.

Anyway, in Chapter 6 we meet the leader of Gotham’s rogue Turkish mafia because assassins who sling kebabs as a side hustle is the one thing this series is missing.

This might be the dumbest, most confusing post I’ll ever write. 💀

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The Rabbit Hole

Chapter 2

Harley & the Joker learn more about what Ed has up his fabulous sleeve. Helena gets a visit from a friend of her father’s before date night.

Theme 👇🎧

Read Chapter 2 on AO3 or FFN ♦️♦️

Master List Here.

Please review! 😘

(Guest Staring @dreadart, @jokermolester & @vanessavanjiemateoo)

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The Rabbit Hole

Chapter 2

Harley & the Joker learn more about what Ed has up his fabulous sleeve. Helena gets a visit from a friend of her father’s before date night.

Theme 👇🎧

Read Chapter 2 on AO3 or FFN ♦️♦️

Master List Here.

Please review! 😘

(Guest Staring @dreadart, @jokermolester & @vanessavanjiemateoo)

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O B S E S S E D

"Are you forgettin' who you're talking to, Mr. Thorne?"

Quick pen sketch that turned into an attempt at colored pencils after chapter 1 of the Rabbit Hole by @knit-wear-it! Gotta love miss Lucy and her crocs ❤❤

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FUCK ME AND THROW ME IN A RIVER IT’S HERE

The Rabbit Hole

Chapter 1

Before the storm.

Theme 👇🎧

Read Chapter 1 on AO3 or FFN. ♦️♦️♦️

Master List Here.

Please review 😘

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Still not over this

It’s an absolute joy to collaborate with @ynngaa. Here’s the latest from our discussions about fashion, politics & Harley Quinn.

In honour of this fantastic crossdressing Joker—and because this was originally going to be posted in June for Pride but really, everyday should be Pride — please explore the amazing work foundations like Stonewall, AllOut, The Trevor Project, The Equaversity Foundation, and ILGA do to advocate for and support queer people, and get involved.

Queer rights are human rights 🏳️‍🌈❤️

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We all got a type 🤷🏻‍♀️🥵

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Gustave Doré, Rosa Celeste (Dante and Beatrice gazing upon the highest Heaven, from Dante’s Divine Comedy).

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"He has the most extraordinary eyes, and I kept trying to invent excuses for him to take his glasses off in close-ups." - Christopher Nolan talking about Cillian Murphy in Batman Begins (2005)

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The @thebaconsandwichofregret one’s ending got me bad LMAO

Spitting facts like bullets these people 💅🏻👏🏻

Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

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The greatest thing I’ll ever write 😂

The wonderful & very talented @dreadart finished reading the Pantomime last week & this is what she took away from it 😍 😂

What’s that? You’d like to see ED ON A TEE SHIRT? Well you can support Drea & get yourself some merch in the process right HERE.

She’s also got her Harley and The Joker available as well 😍

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Can’t decide whether I’m attracted to the actors or the characters.

Oh well...

Happy fathers day to all the devil daddies xoxo

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JVN: Okay, Bruce, so tell me a little about your morning routine.

Bruce: I’m Batman. I ice my injuries after another night of fighting crime and brood over the people I’ve lost.

JVN: Mm-hmm. And what about creating little pockets of joy for yourself?

Bruce: I don’t have the luxury of joy.

JVN: Oh, honey. How are you gonna take care of Gotham if you don’t take care of yourself? Just give yourself a little 30-second moisturiser me-time moment everyday. Then you can *really* be the gorgeous dewy symbol of hope Gotham totally needs you to be!

Per my own request from Bruce’s Broody Mood Board.

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This is the kinda photoshoot I imagine Joker and Harley doing during their waiting period.

I’m seeing J crouched in the corner in his boxers, ciggarette in mouth, squinting from one eye, unnecessarily serious as he gives directions.