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jortoise · 4 days

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jortoise · 9 days

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I am always being bested by the Archimedean Property of frying fish. “There are bigger fish to fry”. OH well there are even bigger fish than that. There is always a bigger fish. You will never fry the biggest fish because there is always another and another and another and another

#rambles #fish #trials and tribulations

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jortoise · 10 days

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Compilation of OneNote lecture note doodles (not sponsored)

#flea!#stem trials and tribulations #the locked tomb #harrow nonagesimus #the magnus archives #neil josten #aftg

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jortoise · 26 days

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@avgclst3njyr and I sat next to each other on tumblr dot com with our quantum mechanics hw open in front of us, untouched for the past 15 minutes … fine.

It's only polite

#boop

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jortoise · 2 months

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you know what they about me

you know what they about me . i put the muse in amusing

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jortoise · 3 months

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Some stage magician: Am I bisectual? Yeah I love sawing people in half

#magic is everywhere

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jortoise · 3 months

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Taking courses in male dominated fields is actually super awesome because it means that the women’s restrooms are always completely vacant. VIP babey!!

#go piss girl #stem

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jortoise · 3 months

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Jack Barnabas just wanted Agnes Montague for her smokin’ hot bod

#thanks guys #the magnus archives #tma #agnes montague #mag 67 #my sisters listening to it for the first time rn and she has NO idea what’s happening

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jortoise · 4 months

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Trying to fill out my fucking fafsa and refreshing it every 10 minutes to see if it’s finally done with its “planned maintenance work” I feel like the entirety of tumblr when ao3 is down

#like girl !! time and place #I’m on a 98% scholarship this isn’t cute #fafsa save me #fafsa #save me fafsa

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jortoise · 4 months

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About that time of year that I think about the little book ornament my brother filled out when he was in kindergarten

#frogot #what even is time anymore what even did I do this year dear god

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jortoise · 4 months

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*rubbing my hands together mischievously* it’s my way or the fly way

#scheming #I am da evil one

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jortoise · 5 months

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Turns out that my “evil feelings” and “wanting to die when because light and noise made my head hurt” were actually a stress induced migraine. Oh ibuprofen we’re really in it now

#headache

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jortoise · 6 months

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happy wizard month to all who celebrate

#it’s me I celebrate #*curses you*

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jortoise · 7 months

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Jonathan Sims being touched by the web as a child just to grow up to serve the eye is like when you retake a uquiz because you don’t like the result

#real of him #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims

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jortoise · 10 months

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I can’t believe John’s backstory in Nona the Ninth predicted barbenheimer

#barbenheimer #the locked tomb #nona the ninth #no seriously he nukes everything and then is like noooooo and turns it into Barbie #I guess he settles the debate to be Oppenheimer first Barbie second :/

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jortoise · 10 months

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Oh to be a mentally ill gay teenager reading the dream thieves for the first time…

#trc #the raven cycle #the dream thieves

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jortoise · 10 months

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I’m so thankful for the loser lesbian rep in the locked tomb bc every time I see somebody absolutely DRAGGING gideons game I’m just like yeah ❤️ she is so mecore ❤️

#gideon nav #gideon the ninth #tlt #the locked tomb #griddlehark

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