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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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Trichia decipiens

(Salmon egg slime mould) 🍣

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Deep Water Prompt #1886

The thing in the woods returned every winter, to demand half of the silk we had spun that year. One unlucky child would be chosen to deliver the gift into its long clawed hands.

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Here's a cat. Stare back at it.

(Source)

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Talk so pretty but your heart’s got 🖤teeth🖤

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Goofy hats and damn near the same hairstyle>>>

Lies of p end credits spoilers(?)

His voice got me giggling 🤭

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Wow!) Who is this?))

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Just going to remind some cishet dudes that they need only look at women's fanart and fanfic to know that they are completely wrong about what appeals to who they like. This goes double for the dudes who want a "goth/gamer gf." I'm, like, desperately hungry for Nacken fanfic and fanart right now.

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All of the Prehistoric Pride guys in one collective post to celebrate pride month. Choose your fighter and have an awesome time :D

More suggestions are always welcome, I sadly was not able to cover everyone, but I will do more of these in the future!

I am going to add more and more to the collection as I get them done :D

If you would like to support my silly little dinosaur art, then you can buy any of these Prideaurs as stickers from my Etsy shop, which I just set up recently. I am pretty new to this entire business side of art things, but I am trying my best :D so a like or a reblog would go a long way. Thank you guys so much for all your kind words and support!

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A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

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Alucard: That reminds me, for whatever reason: did we ever find out who sent them?

Integra: …

Alucard: …It was the Nazis, wasn’t it?

Integra: Nooooo…

Alucard: Bet you I’m right.

Integra: Bet you you’re wrong.

Alucard: Bet you you’re a skank.

Integra: Bet you you’re an asshole.

Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!

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The Major: I am no less a man then anyone vhis a pacemaker or hearing aid. For vhat is zhe marker of a man but his interminable v-

Sir Integra: NO. A man is a homo-sapien made of meat and blood! Not cogs and coolants and I'm just going to *assume* a hamster on a wheel?!

The Major: His name is Hamburg.

Sir Integra:.....You're just fucking with me.

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As I was looking at this meme and I glanced over to the SR-71 portion of it, for some reason I recognized it and as I read the whole name, my brain pulled up tHIS QUEUED MEMORY IN VERBATIM:

"The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird - an advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 at an altitude of 85,000 feet!"

"...You sure do seem to know a lot about it..."

"DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!"

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Ever wanted to throw the grim reaper a birthday party?

This is Party on Hallow Grove - a cute adventure game where you have to throw Death the best birthday party EVER!! Party on Hallow Grove is on STEAM NEXT FEST, and you can play the DEMO now on STEAM!

Wishlist it, play it, share it, love it, and get ready to attend Death's Birthday, on October 24th, 2024!

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Abridged was onto something, for real.

The Major calls Alucard “my beautiful, dazzling Count” apparently.

Alucard refers to Anderson as “his beloved nemesis”

And in Abridged, sexual tension was the reason that Walter up and just betrayed everybody. So in conclusion:

Everybody is gay for Alucard and want to kill him because they can’t handle how fucking gay they are for him. It’s the violent, bloody equivalent of “get out of my school.”