25 | he/him | graduate studenti was gonna use this to impersonate jupyter notebooks but so far all i do is shitpost
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would anyone be interested in patting me on the head for an uninterrupted hour? it is not paid and additionally I will be nonverbal the entire time
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are they even ur meds if u never take them?
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“did u just assume the doctor is a guy?”
“yeah it’s pride month: 2 dads”
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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all
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or pvp boss😔
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afaik that is how it works
Just-in-time manufacturing but for cum
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crazy that flatpak is suprised that a file is large
my main blog export zip is Not over 30g are you serious
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call my software development strategy paradoxical the way i be running cells out of order and loosing track of basic program state
call my software development methodology "evolutionary" the way it takes a billion years and requires the deaths of trillions
#ngl jupyter notebooks r kinda ass#i actually just use regular python scripts for work#or fortran because that’s how it be sometimes :(#grad school#gradblr#scheduled#funny#academia#coding
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“… canabalism isn’t wrong it’s just tacky” — my very serious colleague at lunch today
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*dom voice* i think we gotta kill this guy, kitten
*dom voice* can you lock the fuck in for daddy, kitten?
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Thomas Edison would have loved generative AI and i mean that in the most insulting way.
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ladies and gentlemen this is LaTeX, number 5
Underfull \hbox (badness 10000) in paragraph at lines 5--6
academic rage is trying to insert a table into microsoft word
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schizophrenia is a lot more fun when the voices are good at “yes and”
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Damn boy, you're cute; you got me all heating up, flustered, and unresponsive.
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yeah and they can get kinky with microsoft on their own time
Have you considered that linux might not be for everyone? Some computers might be into bondage.
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