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Tell me that Queer Eye isn’t just four gays and an enby bullying people until they get their lives together
Queer Eye is an absolute train wreck and you know what? I’m here for it
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I just found a piece of writing from 5 years ago and you know what? 10 year old me was ready to dominate the literary world
Believe me when I say none of you were ready for Mary Moo’s Holiday Surprise
#Mary moo#10 years old#5 years ago#peak of my writing career#downhill from there#holidays#writing#writblr#talent#truly gifted#the world wouldn’t have known what hit them#I’m talking New York Times bestseller#poetry#Christmas#Santa#Australia#Africa#crime#shoes#penguins#kangaroos#Hawaii#I promise these are all relevant to the story#North Pole#cake#Jesus#Mary Moos Holiday surprise#10 year old me had talent#I’m sorry there are more tags than content
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I’ll go on Pinterest to find something and end up in a rabbit hole 5 hours later with no clue what I went on there for
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I’m done with this heat bullshit when is Halloween
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Writing is not about 'telling an epic story' or 'making something that will outlive you'. Writing is about going "You know what would be fucking awesome?" and then committing word crimes
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VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.
THEY LIVE IN MOSS.
THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!
Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.
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There’s nothing funnier to me than the thought of some guy in England rocking out to country music while making his tea
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LOST SEWING NEEDLE INCIDENT NOBODY MOVE
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What a year this week has been.
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an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
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*shows up at nasa with sleeping bag & pillow* I’m ready to go to the moon
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I'm about to make a murder playlist!!! Feel free to join!
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Apparently I just know every country song ever by heart? I didn’t know this about myself? Character development?
#help#I think it’s because all my mother ever played was country music when I was younger#country music#I mean#the vibe is good
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Fun fact: you definitely can’t watch Heartstopper without smiling like an idiot
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Fun fact: you definitely can’t watch Heartstopper without smiling like an idiot
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Yes I’m a gay man. Yes I have no interior design sense. Yes we exist.
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