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I think mine would be
Voices:
Hero: I'm a people pleaser, I'm indecisive, I hate conflict but I can also get quite sassy and sarcastic at times
Broken: I'm tired all the time with usually little to no motivation, I'm very dependent on others and I'm terrified of doing the wrong thing out of fear of punishment
Cheated: I have a strong sense of justice and fairness and I can get really angry really easily, and I also think life really is just a huge crock of shit right now
Vessels:
Damsel: once again, I'm a people pleaser, I try to be optimistic and hide my true feelings for the comfort of the people around me, putting them before myself, people in my life tend to see me as quite two dimensional and simple at first until they get to know me (if they decide to put in the effort)
Thorn: I have serious trust issues from being betrayed in the past and I can be really petty if I'm upset with someone, but like thorn I'm willing (and trying) to get better
This ended up sounding very vent-ish which was not what I was aiming for so
oopsie
Interaction bait for the stp fandom that I’ve been wondering for a while ahem
If you were to choose three voices(can be up to five at most if you’re struggling with sticking to just three) and three vessels(same rule goes with this one) to represent you/make you say “damn you’re just like me fr”, who would you choose? The why and added reasoning isn’t a must to be added, but is always welcomed (because I am nosy)
I’ll start:
The “just like me fr” voices: Broken, Opportunist, and Smitten. In no particular order. (Contrarian, Skeptic and/or Paranoid are close to be added onto the list, but ultimately aren’t cause their voices are a bit weaker in my head compared to the rest on this list)
The “just like me fr” vessels: HEA, Cage, Den, And mayyyyybe Tower? Again, in no particular order.
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What if The Long Quiet had a little bit of iridescence? What if his black feathers appeared to be shimmering shades of reds and purples when he isn’t surrounded by darkness?
#adopting this headcannon right now#you can't stop me#slay the Princess#stp#slay the princess the long quiet#the long quiet
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Do you think it's kinda weird for Cheated to receive affection?
I mean, like Cold is born from violence, and violence is one of the only things he knows, The only thing Cheated has ever known is pain.
And whenever good things do happen, it's usually followed by something terrible, or their are strings attached.
"It’s par for the corse."
So when everything is said and done and their all free from the cabin, the freedom is unusual for him.
Does he feel like this is all temporary? Does he have intrusive thoughts that the rugs gonna be pulled out from under them at any given moment, and they'll be back in the basement with Razor because that's just his fucking luck?
Does he instinctively flinch or shrink away from being touched because he's just expecting it to be painful? When he receives gentleness, does he feel uncomfortable and expects their to be strings attached?
Then he starts to feel guilty because it's not fair to others to just assume things like that.
#*shaking*#I fucking love angst#when a character is so used to being hurt that they can't comprehend gentle touch and genuine love#it makes me go insane#slay the princess#stp#voice of the cheated#AAAAAAA
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#this is a slay the princess thing but like#this can just apply to the whole world right now#it's all just a crock of shit#slay the princess#voice of the cheated
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i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad
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#i'm crying#I'm so sorry duke#i love you so much#duke calloway#scarlet hollow#black tabby games#AAAAAAAAAA
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Welcome to the Doki Doki Pristine Club!
"Hey, have you heard? There's a literature club now!"
"Oh sweet! I wonder what's been going on there!"
[CW for mild flickering/flashing images]
"I heard there's some drama among them regarding their new member Opportunist! How exciting!"
"Really now? Even President Skeptic?"
"I don't think the President is even interested with that one! He's such a serious and mysterious person!"
[View this animatic on YouTube]
[Learn about the Literature Club members here!]
AU Collaborators - @phantasmatoucan @coldranger @pzysm @pink-november @slay--the-dragon @miyuka1709
#going feral over this#skeptunist#doki doki literature club#slay the princess#crossover#stp skeptic#stp opportunist#I'm too lazy to tag everyone
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"Hey Miyuka, what have you been doing lately?"
Uuuhhhhh not muuuuch.......... (Hides smtg behind my back) Why do you ask? :3










Cough. Cough.
Brainrot.
#I love this I love this I love this I love this I love this I LOVE THIS#doki doki literature club#slay the princess
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Doki Doki Pristine Club!
Up first we have: Skeptic, our club president!
Equal in brains and beauty, and with a steady head on his shoulders, he'll always be out of your reach! A sad side effect of being a tutorial character, I suppose...
Then we have: Smitten, our vice president!
Bubbly and ditzy, he's been friends with Opportunist since childhood! He's been acting kind of weird as of late... What could be troubling him?
Then we have our first club member: Cold!
Rather aloof at the best of times and with a reputation for being a freak, not many people tend to like Cold. But somewhere hidden behind his icy exterior is a warm heart—perhaps Opportunist will be the one who melts it!
Then we have our second club member: Stubborn!
The brutish cutesie type, Stubborn is well known in the school for being brash, intense, and passionate. But there are rumors that he has a softer, sweeter side, with a love for baking... A rumor that Opportunist may soon discover to be true!
And finally, our newest member: Opportunist!
Just as mischievous and cunning as ever, Opportunist has recently been dragged into this literature club by Smitten! He's not too sure about all this reading business, but these cute birds sure have caught his eye... The question is, which one will catch his heart?
designs by @everestgale
au collaborators - @phantasmatoucan @coldranger @pzysm @pink-november
#two of my favorite things#put together#i love crossovers#hsjldjfjehskhr#doki doki literature club#slay the princess#crossover#AAAAAAAA
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decided to do this aswell because it was on my dash so why not
Open tags

Picrew chain! Make yourself with this picrew and the most recent meme on your phone
Tags: @dracosleftarsecheek @yourlocalbadgerscales @forensic-b1tch-aiden @names-confuse-me @agathokakolog1cal @yourlocalxiaosimp and open tags! <33 have fun
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I would draw this but I don't have a drawing program or my voice designs figured out yet so have this text post instead
Paranoid, tired: hey, can you deal with your brother for me?
Skeptic: *sigh* what did he do this time?
Paranoid: you'll see *hands Skeptic his script and leaves*
Skeptic, extremely worried as to what he's about to witness:
(for context if you don't know, an update was released replacing Paranoid with Skeptic in HEA)
(and people sometimes refer to Skeptic and Smitten as 'the grey brothers' so)
(also sorry if the dialogue isn't in character)
#slay the princess#stp#stp voices#stp skeptic#stp paranoid#stp hea#happily ever after#stp smitten#voice of the skeptic#voice of the paranoid#voice of the smitten
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I was thinking about The Voice of The Cheated while I was drying my hair today
I dropped my hairdryer and then proceeded to knock several things off of my table when leaning down to pick it up and then fall over
His bad luck curse extends to the real world
#he really is cursed#the voice of the cheated#slay the princess#stp#stp cheated#stp voices#idk why i'm posting this#I guess#I just found it funny
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So I was playing Slay The Princess and
Did anyone else notice this in the cage?

The game usually refers to her as "The Princess"
But here it calls her "your Princess"
I'm gonna cry
#slay the princess#stp#stp cage#stp spoilers#slay the princess spoilers#this game is a masterpiece#this game has me in a chokehold
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HGSGJKGSGJNDGSKGF!?!?!?!?!?!?
Just a random headcanon that will not leave my brain:
The contrarian keeps a bunch of ridiculous accessories on him at all times and will randomly put one on mid conversation
Like, you'll be talking with him and you'll look away for less than a second and when you look back he's got one of these stuck on the end of his beak

And if you try to point it out he acts really confused and pretends not to know what you're talking about
"what do you mean? I've always had a mustache!"
Idk, just an idea
#oh my god oh my GOD OH MY GOD#NO WAY#AAAAAAAAA#THE slay the princess tumblr person LIKED MY POST#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#slay the princess#stp#voice of the contrarian#stp voices#stp contrarian#HGFWTJGWYE
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Just a random headcanon that will not leave my brain:
The contrarian keeps a bunch of ridiculous accessories on him at all times and will randomly put one on mid conversation
Like, you'll be talking with him and you'll look away for less than a second and when you look back he's got one of these stuck on the end of his beak

And if you try to point it out he acts really confused and pretends not to know what you're talking about
"what do you mean? I've always had a mustache!"
Idk, just an idea
#this clown has taken over my brain#slay the princess#voice of the contrarian#stp#stp voices#stp contrarian#i'm going insane
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My grandpa calling me an opportunist while we're playing a board game
My brain immediately
#slay the princess#stp voices#voice of the opportunist#that's literally where my mind went in the moment#i'm going insane#he's literally me#he's a bastard (affectionately)#i hate him so much#i love him#silly bird#stp
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