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Tagged by @disastrouscanasta - Thank you so much!

rules: shuffle your “on repeat” playlist and post the first 10 songs

'Do I Wanna Know?' from Arctic Monkeys

'Devil Town' from Cavetown

'Under Pressure - Remastered 2011' from Queen, David Bowie

'Wasted Love' from JJ

'Baller' from Abor & Tynna

'Ban this song' from Moonwalker

'Milkshake Man' from Go-Jo

'Take me to church' from Hozier

'Radio Gaga - Remastered 2011' from Queen

'Sex, Drugs, Etc.' From Beach Weather

Can‘t wait for my Queen Vinyl to arrive heheh.

Tagging without pressure @jackboyjack , @junkshop-disco and @infinity2020corner

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Comments on booktok be like: 'Is there any smut??'

Girl, this is a cookbook.

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Went to the library. Didn‘t know what book to get. Tried to search for book recommendations on Tiktok.

Laughed, closed the app and went on Tumblr. Found some good recommendations that don‘t include 'spice level 🌶️🌶️🌶️' and 'hokey player romance'.

Thank you, Tumblr.

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kicking a hornets nest.

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AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT

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Thomas 'Queen is the superior band' Barrow and Richard 'Have you ever listened to ABBA?' Ellis.

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Richard *watching Thomas walk into Turton‘s with Chris Webster*

Richard:

Don't go wasting your emotion

Lay all you love on me

Don't go sharing your devotion

Lay all your love on me

(I know I said in another post that I love the idea of obsessive Thomas but obsessive Richard definitely has.. something)

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Barris obsession got so bad, I started making 'cosplay' / acting videos about them.

I‘m so cooked.

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Thomas *after spilling his cup of tea over his shirt on accident*: 'Fuck me.'

Richard *raising an eyebrow, opening his mouth*

Beryl: 'I DARE YOU!'

Richard *staring at Thomas with a smug expression*: 'Again?'

*gets hit by a wooden spoon*

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'Crazy in Love' (Sofia Karlbergs version) but it‘s obsessive Thomas Barrow and possessive Richard Ellis.

I won‘t elaborate on this.

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Barris Hogwarts 7th year AU

Thomas *rushing into his transfiguration class, trying to adjust his tie*: 'Sorry I‘m late, Professor!'

McGonagall *raising an eyebrow*: 'I do not recall you being a member of my house, Barrow'

Thomas *staring at the Gryffindor tie in his hands*

Richard *grinning from the back of the class, holding up a Slytherin tie*

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Honestly hate how overconsumption is being more normalized in hobbies like no u dont need 10 stanleys to excercise, no u dont need over 100 markers to draw, you dont need 200 tbr books to read, u dont need over 50 yarn balls to crotchet , u dont need to buy every merch to to be a fan like stfu

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Guys, watch out, my Barris obsession has awakened from the dead.

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Out of all the leadership positions at Downton Abbey I truly believe Mrs. Patmore has the hardest job. Not only because she cooks for the entire house but she’s surrounded by a gaggle of horny twenty- somethings who gather in her kitchen flirting and fighting.

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Everyone saying being at Hogwarts during the same time as Harry Potter must have been so sick but what about working at Downton Abbey between 1912-1927??

I mean.. the GOSSIP!

- The youngest daughter of the earl marrying the CHAUFFEUR

- The evil nanny neglecting Sybils daughter because she‘s the chauffers daughter

- The middle daughter announcing at breakfast that she‘ll start working at a newspaper company

- The first footman trying to gain money at the black market

- The footman who got caught in his former employer‘s bed (with said former employer)

- The second daughter having a child while not being married

- The oldest daughter spilling the secret about the child during tea time

- The butler himself getting arrested for dancing in an illegal gay bar

- The turkish ambassador dying in the eldest daughter’s bed

The servant‘s hall would be my favorite place to be.

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the insistence of the first few episodes of downton abbey that mary and thomas have the same taste in men is so funny. that is Must Know information for the audience; the rest of the show is incomprehensible without it