k3nnjamin

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I'm soo normal about this Twink rapper guys..

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Tim: “Yeah I really feel like you shouldn’t walk into a highly irradiated area for no reason.”

Kon: “……………..Pussy.”

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The funny thing about Batman is that despite his secrecy and isolation, he is always that dude with a place.

Need to discuss a mission? Batcave. Need to get your injuries treated? Batcave. Need a gadget or a plane? Batcave. Need a rare antidote to a poison created from a fish that only lives in Cambodian rivers? Batcave, somehow.

Bruce built the Waychtower because he was tired of the “so what’s the move?” question after every mission. The move is not the Batcave get out of my house—

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✮ double trouble ✮

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Batman: * enters the room with a bunch of children following behind *

JLA: ???

Green Lantern: Huh

Green Arrow: Batman, who the fuck are these kids?

Batman: Language

Batman: These are my children. Agent A is sick so I had to bring then in

Wonder Woman: I am not acquainted with the hero know as 'agent a'

Aquaman: As long as they don't cause trouble I don't see the issue

Flash: ???

Flash: You don't see the issue? Batman didn't have any kids until not that long ago where did they COME FROM???

Batman: ...

Batman: Oldest one i found in the circus

Batman: Second eldest was born from the shadows

Green Arrow: Wha-

Batman: Third one, i found in the trash

Batman: Fourth one followed me home after I forgot the door open

Batman: And my youngest my ex mailed to me

Aquaman: Mailed??

Batman: I tried to return him but the post office guy said neither Heaven nor Hell wanted him

Batman: Or anyone in Gotham, for that matter

JLA: ...

Flash: ...

Flash: ... sorry I asked

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really stupid comic but i havent posted in a while so this is what u get. Also my wrist hurts. thanks kon

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a single mom (billionaire philanthropist vigilante with trauma issues) who works two jobs (protecting Gotham in a gimp suit AND policing every meta/hero on the global level) who loves her kids (17 orphans he randomly found and/or forcibly adopted) and never stops (will keel over at exactly 72.5 hours of sleep deprivation and not a second sooner)

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I saw this picture and couldn't pass by. It's just perfect)))))

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[k3nnjamin]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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They’re fighting over custody 😔

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Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

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my contribution to pride this year

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i am a "if i joke about it happening it wont happen" type of person and my roommate is a "if someone says it out loud it WILL happen" person so you can imagine the type of psychological distress i accidentally inflict upon her regularly

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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“Do you want to make a stop for Batburger?”

[Incoherent concussed Jason noises]