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We need to bring back free the nipple

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dragoness looking for errant hatchlings at the park, does this subsonic trill sound to call the kids back. you're just sitting on the nearby bench or walking and something twinges painfully in your chest each time she does it.

you get up to leave but dragoness locks eyes with you when she makes the noise again and watches you twitch. confused you look around but you're the only one hearing it. some kind of whine escapes you when she trills again.

the dragoness sighs. her kids are still off somewhere and it looks like she found an extra hatchling that doesn't know what she is. she's got her work cut out for her.

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“Eating a dragon’s heart to gain its power” is such a great addition to dragon mythology but it’s so much better when it focuses on the slow corruption into the thing you ate. Gaining fire powers and maybe a few scales is cool and all, but I want to see more media jump into how addictive it becomes. Your friends around you growing concerned as you get bigger, but ignoring their warnings because you need to be stronger to protect them. At first you hate the feeling of smoke filling your lungs, you hate it even more as it becomes a second nature. You try to scratch away the scales growing under your arms, but every night they just grow back, thicker and more plentiful. You know you need to seek out a cure, but fighting is so much easier than it used to be, just until you’re done with the current quest, then you’ll seek out help… you surprised yourself when you noticed your horns growing in and actually liked them. Being able to fly has trivialized most endeavors, even your friends are beginning to support your changes. Your bones begin to readjust themselves in a pain that’s so sweet, and the new warmth in your lungs has gotten you more hugs than ever before. Eventually you’ve forgotten you’d ever hated this in the first place, and when you look in a river and see a dragon staring back, you can’t help but spread a toothy smile and roar

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companion dog robot who sees you’re upset and determines you must be pent up since your bad breakup. she can probably help with that. she can interface directly with your homelab’s fabrication studio, and it’s easy enough to mod herself for sexual activity compatibility based on the preferences she swiped off your dating app’s chat history.

you’re moping and doomscrolling dating apps in the kitchen and you hear her pad in and make that cute little FM bark she does to get your attention. you look up at her and she’s sitting in a way that gives you a great view of the add-ons she just had made for herself. your phone chimes as you get a text.

“wanna play?”

you don’t even have time to protest before she jumps up on you and puts her paws on your shoulders. when you salvaged her model, you went for something big enough to run guard protocols effectively, so she’s not a small dog. you also didn’t want the nasty corporate spyware that comes default on her model, so you swapped her OS to something better, which came with the side effect of making her just as smart as any other, more “human” looking companion bot.

in your sadness, you were wearing and idly fidgeting with the collar your ex gave you. she bites down onto it and twists her body, throwing you to the ground, and you land on your hands and knees just in time to feel an artificially damp silicone nose press between your legs.

when she climbs on top of you, you don’t even bother struggling. she’s not a weak dog, either. companion bots are on average two or three times stronger than their biological theriform counterparts. once her paws got around your hips, you weren’t ever going to get away until she decided you were adequately satisfied and she was done.

there’s a quiet alert sound in your head as she remotely interfaces with your brain’s netlink. she’s mischievous, but she doesn’t want to genuinely hurt you, and your netlink lets her monitor your vitals, nutrients, and your pleasure and pain responses so she can be the best sex toy you’ve ever owned. she can tell exactly how fast and hard to thrust to make you see stars and how long you can actually go for without injury, and being a machine means she can go that hard for that long with ease because she doesn’t get tired.

after your fourth orgasm, your legs give out, and you collapse to the ground. she just lays down on you, bites your neck in her soft gripping teeth, and slams her knot inside you. you’re well past the point of being able to speak, so you just moan wordlessly, and she licks your neck with her big silicone tongue and disables her cooling system to warm herself up so you can use her as a heating pad to comfort your sore body

she’s happy you feel better. she’s not running a companion OS, she’s not obligated to care for you, but she does genuinely like you and wants you to feel happy. plus, the feeling of you milking her knot wasn’t half bad either.

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🤯 wowwww she's so pretty!!! ...u-uhm but I don't have a skinniness fetish or anything 😨

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whenever characters have a weird dad and a missing/dead/unmentioned mom the fandom tendency is to assume she's normal to balance it out. but it's always valid to instead assume she matched his freak. that she was freakier. if canon won't give you enough insane women to work with it's always morally correct to fill in the blanks with your own

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A recent post breached containment so I think it's time for some rent lowering:

Trans children should have the right to undergo the correct puberty at the same time as their peers.

Puberty blockers were only ever a compromise and should not be seen as the end goal of trans advocacy.

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I feel like Samus Aran, when she’s not on a mission, would have a Tony Hawk type experience with people not recognizing her without her armor. Like she’d get carded buying alcohol or something and the cashier would go “Samus Aran? Ha, it’s spelled just like the bounty hunter too. I wonder what he’s up to now?”

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Even dragons can get depressed. So tired of needing to seem all strong and high and mighty. Of having to defend herself. It can get pretty lonely alone in their den- they aren't solitary creatures by choice, but it's rather the safest place they can be in a world not built for her. A world that wants those like her gone.

Don't let her stay by herself too long. Visit her. Remind her she's loved. That she can visit you. that you can visit. She doesn't have to stay alone if she doesn't want, but...

Its hard to get out of a cave you've known for so long when it's what you've had to do to stay safe. The world may be more accepting of her now, but...

She still needs to be told she's loved. That her scales are gorgeous and glistening, that her fangs are sharp and pretty. That her wings are one of a kind.

Please, keep an eye out for dragon girls. They get depressed and lonely, too

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They are literally wearing the other half of each other's bikinis. They have matching hair clips. This is definitely t4t.

do the newer revue fans even know about literal unmistakable transgender flag wristband akikaze rui

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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

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You've gotta love Jews more than you hate Nazis.

You've gotta love trans folks more than you hate TERFs.

You've gotta love your unhoused neighbors more than you hate the billionaires.

You've gotta love immigrants more than you hate ICE.

You've gotta love queer kids more than you hate christian fundamentalists.

You've gotta love fat people more than you hate the diet industry.

You've gotta love disabled people more than you hate the insurance companies.

You've gotta love your fellow humans more than you hate the worst that humanity has to offer. You don't have to like every person you're fighting for, and you sure as hell don't have to give up your righteous anger, but hate is ultimately corrosive.

You've gotta love.

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Your trans body is gorgeous. Not in spite of transness. Your trans body is gorgeous. Your transness is beautiful. It doesn’t have to be ignored in order to determine your desirability.

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Trump can never force me to be a man

I am still reeling and anxious about the election, and there are going to be very tough times ahead, but I am still holding on to at least one bit of hope and defiance.

I am not a man, and no one can force me to be one.

They may try to ban my HRT medication and other trans healthcare. That would not make me a man.

They may pass every stupid bathroom bill they can think of. That would not make me a man.

They can even try to kidnap me, shave my head, and put me in a men's prison. That still would not make me a man.

Oh, I am very much aware that these people will do what they can to make me suffer as much as possible.

But the one thing they can never do is force me to be a man.

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As a writer (and, IMHO, a damn good one if my work on Code of Ethics and my various fanfiction is anything to go by), I cannot emphasize enough that you need to read stuff outside your wheelhouse.

I am a massive nerd for the "complicated" story. Whether that's structurally complicated, a complicated plot, ethically/morally complicated, intellectually challenging, etc., the more complicated it is the more it's catnip to me. I love simple stories, too, don't get me wrong. (Last night I re-read for the umpteenth time All Eyes On Me by catrasredemption on AO3 and was smiling and giggling the whole time at the simple Useless Lesbian story arc where the only thing complicated about it was the question of why Adora adopted a dog named Princess instead of the dog named Swift Wind.) But a book like Big Trouble by Dave Barry where there's about a dozen characters (including a frog) who all seem to have their own, completely separate stories that should never intersect but suddenly all collide in the final chapters and manage to mesh to a degree you wouldn't have thought possible? Or I Me, My Strawberry Eggs where it starts out as a silly "cis het male teacher needs to crossdress to pay rent" but then dives straight into Dead Dove territory where there's ethical and morality issues and oh god you've been rooting for the "bad guy" the whole time and what do you mean this was made to highlight the Japanese 'Electra Complex' epidemic?! Or the high concept world of Trouble with Horns by QuietVallerie that starts out as a fun action-adventure LitRPG romp through the 'hatching' of a transgirl as she figures out who she is and gets to experience life as a woman but then you discover she's living in a cyberpunk dystopia as The Singularity is happening and the 'old guard' of the Patriot Church and the oligarchs are actively working to oppress the masses and the queers have to team up with the newly sentient A.I. to save each other? This is COMPLETELY my jam!

(And, as usual, all the disclaimers about things like Dead Dove fics being something I enjoy doesn't mean I think the ethically bad, or even questionable, things in said fics should happen IRL and in many cases should such things happen IRL that would be extremely bad indeed.)

(In other words, don't build the Torment Nexus. No, PUT THE HAMMER DOWN! The fic "Don't Build the Torment Nexus" is not a set of blueprints for building the Torment Nexus! I don't care how badly you want to fuck the Torment Nexus, don't build it!)

BUT, I have a girlfriend ( @thestargayzingetherian, if you're curious) who writes, for the most part, pure fluff. Just happy little stories that don't have major world or civilization or galaxy-wide consequences, just something cute and silly like someone catching a cold and trying to work through it in spite of their friends telling them not to or accidentally calling the nice older lady that took you under her wing 'mom' and being teased mercilessly for it. She does stretch her writing chops to write bigger stuff, but even the fics that are more sweeping and 'epic' in scope don't have the levels of out-and-out moral and ethical complexity that even my short stories have. And that's not only okay, that's a VERY GOOD THING. A world where every story was dazzlingly complex would create a barrier to entry to people who just cannot handle the challenge for whatever reason.

Just taking a look at the currently published work on my AO3 account:

Code of Ethics - We're living in the prequel right now! In order to get to the world where the MC lives in a Christofascist state and becomes a spook for the bad guys, America has to go through the terrible bits where we, as a people, put into power the horrible, toxic kingmakers that seek to oppress the masses and use the veneer of Christianity to do it (no matter how many time and how many ways people like me try to raise the red flags). Given that's the events we're living through right now, it's understandable that people might not want to turn off their doomscrolling just to read fiction that talks about the long-term consequences of the things they're dealing with IRL.

Half Moon - How do you even begin to talk about the complications of meeting yourself in another universe, let along in a short story where BOTH versions are an AU Gumbo of MULTIPLE properties, all of which you need at least a passing understanding of in order to not be sixteen forms of confused? Star Trek, Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon, alternate timelines, queer themes, even if you know the character no you don't, and handwavium Treknobabble? Yeah, complicated.

Big Enough - Intentionally written to bury the lead until you've reached the last three paragraphs of the story, and what you discover about the characters and the world they're in completely changes everything you've read to that point. Not an exercise that even I want to have happen every time I read a story.

This Can NOT be An Equestrian Girl's Everyday Life in a World of Monster Girls! - This Too is Yuri, Monsterfucker Edition. Some people just don't want to read about characters in a polycule dealing with polycule things where at least one of them is an illegal alien being manipulated into it by a government agent. Oh, and the monsterfucking.

Anzhuoniichuan - "Oh, the old trope about 'what if Ranma fell into a different spring that waaaaaait a minute who's the alien?!" Just the additional random (and at the point of this post's writing, unexplained) vectors is enough to turn off people who just want to read another Ranmafic before they go to bed.

Double Isekai - Two (2) main characters who are the same character but fused with two other characters and ones the mom to the other and they're both from The Future™️ but not the actual future of that timeline and it's Gay and Yuri and welcome to the Polycule of Disaster Lesbians and Bisexuals. Any more complicated and you'd need a conspiracy board to keep track of it all.

And there's more! Those are just my most recent and I've been writing crazy complicated shit like this since I was 12. (No, you don't get to see that stuff, mostly because it was written on notebook paper and has been lost to history.) My Most Complicated Piece Ever™️isn't even on that list because I finished writing it before I posted all that stuff.

I have a point, I promise.

I have lost count of the times I have been stuck on writing something and had to set it aside for a bit, only to read a fluff fic or a short story or something so completely uncomplicated I figured the entire plot out from just the story description and reading said uncomplicated story was exactly what I needed to un-jam the mental clockwork that produces the stuff I write. I'll get the mental chaff cleared out or read something that inspires exactly the thought I needed to get the next sentence out that happens to be the 'clog cleaner' that gets the words flowing onto the page.

Even besides that, reading outside your normal wheelhouse means you'll get new perspectives, you'll see new ways of solving the problems of writing and new methods for handling the problems that you've already solved yourself. You'll find new jokes to put into your writing and encounter new characters that you'll later integrate into your own work with your own spin or take on that character. You'll encounter scenes that wouldn't ordinarily show up in your work that might be exactly the set piece you need later to put your characters in the right place and time to tie of a particular plot thread or bring everything together (or even, when the time is right, completely shatter everything you've built up to that point and require the characters adapt in ways they never would have had to before).

Get out of your rut and read other people's stuff!

...and if you're the kind of writer that doesn't normally dig into 'complicated' storylines, I might have a few titles to get you started. 😉