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[karlays]

girls be like "omg!!! tntduo crumbs!!!" and it's Literally wilbur saying that him and quackity are gonna brawl it Out.

[karlays]

here's ur reminder that axolotl is NOT pronounced like "ak-suh-laa-tl" (or lot-ul), it is in fact a nahuatl word (that most commonly translates to "water dog" actually, very cute!) and is pronounced "ah-SHOW-lowtch" !!!!

i think abt this every time i see a post abt axolotls coz i just know there r so many ppl mispronouncing it and the thought bothers me. if ppl, esp white ppl, reblogged this to spread the word to those who may not be aware, i'd be very grateful. thank u!!

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what to do when ur life is smut fics on ao3 /srs i want to die

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goodbye techno :) we love you, we miss you. you were such an important figure in so many of our lives and i gen dunno what i’d be without you. i miss you so fucking bad already, king,, worst morning of my life. i hope that in your final moments, you knew how many people adored you and how much they did. i still can’t believe it. what’s even better (and worse) is that even after you passed, you still decided to meme on us with the merch and you still gave money to charity. you’re fucking amazing techno. you’ll never die in our hearts. technoblade never dies <3

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yaaass eat that heart of his c!quackity!! slay!!

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im smarter than u now

if orange is a color and if orange is a fruit then they r literally two different things, rightt??

so when u say ‘what rhymes w orange’ then saying ‘orange’ would be a technically valid answer as u can either refer to the fruit or the color and answer with the color or the fruit.

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so i was helping this girl in my class with hw and basically she got stuck on a question and got really frustrated after like 10 minutes of trying to solve it and failing at it so she hands me it n says “how the fuck do i do this” and then she audibly gasped, slapped a hand over her mouth and deadass started praying. im still so confused.

[karlays]

mike wazowski?

nishinoya: personally, my idol would be david badusky becau- tsukishima: who the FUCK is david badusky.

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/srs

why r boobs sexualized??? theyre literally made for breatfeeding babies what

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hc that matsuhanas kid and bokuroos kid are bffs

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 motivation how.......????? motivation wwhen???? MOTIVATION WHERE??

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gr

i was playing splatoon ok.?? i was being so fyckinh awesome it was UNREAL and then i click x to go teleport bc i was just covering up places that no one went to (bc roller things yk???) and as soon as i do, i realize that the only places we have covered are the ones that III covered and my team is literally sucking their own dicks and im like SO mad VJHBIUIGVHGHU

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:fearful:

i had a dream about grave robber!makki and buried alive!mattsun and im still thinking about it

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makki literally digging up mattsuns grave mattsun: holy SHIT BRO THANK YOU makki: SCREAMING