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Alina: when boys smile i die

Zoya: when boys die i smile

Alina:

Alina: oh

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Jesper: uhh…with uhh…with inej..?

Inej, in her chair: nice try, but no

Jesper: fuck…

Jesper: *sneaks through window at 2 AM*

Kaz, flicking on a light and turning around in a chair: You wanna tell me where you were?

Jesper: I-I was with, uh, Wylan!

Wylan, turning around in a chair: You wanna try again?

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Jesper: can we go get ice cream now?

Kaz: did you ask inej?

Jesper: she said no

Kaz: then why are you asking me?

Jesper: because she’s not the boss of you…

Kaz [internelly]: it’s trap it’s trap it’s a trap-

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Jesper: hold up, where did your freckles go???

Wylan: oh, they fade away during the winter

*10 minutes later*

Jesper *punching the snow aggressively*: give. him. back. his. freckles. you. stupid. bitch.

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I LOVE YOU GUYS U ARE ALL AMAZING PEOPLE 🥰🥰🥰

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Matthias: i’m gonna drag you through hell

Nina: does that mean we get to hold hands?

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Nina: my hair looked so pretty today

Nina: and then it rained

Nina: now i’m twinning with a toilet brush

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Matthias: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Kaz: Wow, you could start with a ‘good morning’

Matthias: Goog morning.What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Inej: *kisses Kaz*

Kaz: what is this…?

Inej: affection

Kaz: disgusting

Kaz:

Kaz: do it again pleas

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Wylan: you know, not every problem can be solved with a revolver

Jesper: that’s why i carry two revolvers

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YES OMG AND ✨WYLAN VAN SUNSHINE✨

I AM CRYING BYEE😵‍💫

IT HAPPENED WE’RE GETTING A SECOND SEASON AAAAAAAAH OMGGG AM I DREAMING

NIKOLAI I’M WAITING FOR YOU

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Zoya: Honestly ,Nikolai can be pretty annoying sometimes

Nikolai: Aww, thank you

Zoya: You’re thanking me for insulting you?

Nikolai: I actually stopped listening after you said I was pretty.

Zoya:

Nikolai:

Zoya:

Nikolai:

Zoya:

Nikolai: I mean, I am

Zoya, angry and reluctant: He really is

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Jesper: let’s get drunk

Kaz: we are drunk

Jesper: i’m not

Wylan: smame mea neithser

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Kaz: why are you caressing me with your body?

Inej: this is a hug, kaz.i’m hugging you

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Kaz: we need to talk about your maturity

Jesper *standing on the couch with Wylan, Inej and Nina:Bold words from someone standing in lava

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Wylan: kaz you have to be kind to people

Kuwei: hey-

Wylan: die.

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OMG THANK YOU SO SO SOO MUCH FOR 300 FOLLOWERS

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