#incorrect grishaverse

[johnlock-meowmeow]

Poor Alina 😞

she was given a uti

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

[padfoot-lupin77]

(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

[aprill-99]

Kaz: “Of course I don’t play favorites among the Dregs.”

Kaz: “I value all the not-Inej’s equally.”

[thesuntomyshadows]

Y/N: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Y/N, mimicking Kaz: Y/N, what are you doing?

Kaz: *Walking up behind Y/N* Y/N, what are you doing?

Y/N: I conjured him.

[five-of-cr]

the crows as reductress headlines: part 1

[marvinthecrow]

That's what happened, right?

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[gabbyshere]

Wylan: What does "take out" mean?

Nina: Food.

Inej: Dating.

Kaz: Murder.

Jesper: It can be all three if you're bold enough.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Matthias when he first met the Crows: *deep breath* I can’t spend all night being this angry. Because heart attacks run in my family and YOU PEOPLE AREN’T WORTH IT

[loserkaleidoscope]

Zoya: Can you help me with this zipper? Nikolai: Of course. Zoya: Zoya: UP, Nikolai. Nikolai: Right, sorry. (Narrator: He's not sorry)

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jesper: I love my platonic polyamorous relationship!

Inej: I think you mean “friend group.”

Nina: No, it’s a platonic polyamorous relationship.

[sparklewrites1]

Inej: I have a question.

Nina: Shoot.

Inej: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Matthias: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Nina: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Inej: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Matthias: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Jesper: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Matthias: Jesper is not allowed to talk anymore.

[grishaverse-said]

Nina: Okay, maybe playing ‘whose family is the most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea. Wylan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out…

[mydarlingdearestdead]

Kaz, picking Jesper and Wylan up from the stadwatch cells: Weird choice for date night.

Jesper: Where did you take Inej last weekend?

Kaz: That wasn't-

Jesper: Where?

Kaz: *incoherent mumbling*

Wylan, who just wants to go home: Louder.

Kaz, groaning: I took Inej on an excursion to the tunnels under Ketterdam.

Jesper: Tunnels?

Kaz, muttering: Sewers.

Jesper: That's all I wanted.

[anxiety-and-bullshit]

Wylan: Hey Jes, can I borrow your keys? I lost mine.

Jesper, grabbing and throwing something from his pocket: Yeah sure, here.

Wylan: ...

Wylan: Jesper?

Jesper: What?

Wylan: This is an engagement ring...

Jesper, patting his pockets: STUPID CARGO PANTS AND THEIR STUPID POCKETS

[thesuntomyshadows]

Wylan: *To Kaz* How would you ask someone out?

Y/N: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a sewer when we were hiding from the Stadwatch.

Wylan: And it worked?

[five-of-cr]

Them 🧡🩵