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to everyone: did you know that your mod is going to get another trailer? i'll tell you what happens :3

Keith: Awesome! Send link once you get the chance

Cuphead: Finally, let's hope it better than V1

Bendy: of course we all know my songs are better than yours

Cuphead: fuck you...

Sans: *wakes up* huh wha- what are we talking about?

Cuphead l: of course you're the most clueless one

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Cuphead fanart

Cuphead: Hey guys! Your favorite doofus is here to ask you for some Cuphead fanart! And I'm not asking for anything cute HAHAHA No. I want you to make the most badass, most violent, most gorey Cuphead fanart the world as ever see

Keith: Woah woah dude is everything alright?

Bendy: Yeah I mean even I'm concerned for you and I couldn't care less

Cuphea: sorry. All I'm asking for is Cuphead fanart that is badass and a few blood specs here and there. Like John wick or something

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So...It's Pride Month

Cuphead: so Me and Bendy made a bet, if this posts gets 6 reblogs, then Me and Bendy have to be in a relationship...DON'T REBLOG

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Mommy Madeline, Cutie mugman

The gang settles down in a cabin on Celeste Mountain

Keith: Ugh finally a place to relax

Cuphead: why couldn't we take that hotel we passed by?!

Madeline: The hotel doesn't have good living quarters Chapter 3 flashbacks but this cozy cabin does!

Cuphead: Ugh, this climb was literally the worst, my legs are like jelly and Bendy got ink on my clothes

Bendy: I was crushed by a rock, asshole

Madeline: well you guys rest now, I'm gonna go tuck in Mugman

Cuphead: ...anyone for SSBU?

In Mugman room

Madeline: Hey blue buddy! Kisses his big nose and tucks him in

Mugman: Hehe, thanks Maddie...hey Madeline, is it bad that I'm so timid

Madeline: No way! In fact, most girls actually like timid boys, you just can't be too timid

Mugman: mmm okay goes to sleep

in the other room

Cuphead: Come on, come on YES HAHAH GAME SUCK MY STRAW MOTHAFUCKAS AHAHAHAHAHA gets a pillow thrown at him OW!

Sans: yo can you be quiet? Let a skeleton rest in peace Hehe get it? Sleeps on the couch

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD ANIMAT OR EVEN DRAW THESE😭

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Motherly Madeline PT.1(Warning: Suggestive themes)

Cuphead: Why the hell is there Parental controls on my computer?

Madeline: Because Cuphead, As a genuine friend, it's only thoughtful of me to keep you safe on the internet

Cuphead: I'M 23! I decide when i need to be safe on the internet or not

Madeline: Really? Cause' your room reeks of "Spoiled Milk"

Cuphead: *blink blink* I meant to clean that...

Madeline: Besides, you should go out there and meet real people. Way better than suspended behind a screen all day

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Can't reason with Crazy

Madeline: *Listening to Lofi beats to fall asleep when suddenly*

LOUD ROCK MUSIC

AAAH! What the!? *goes to the living room to see Cuphead, Keith, Sans, and Bendy pretending to be in a band with makeshift instruments, until Madeline unplugs the speaker* Bendy: HEY We were listening to that

Cuphead: yeah, you ruined our rock flow!

Madeline: You guys, it's 3:05 am, can y'all get some sleep

Cuphead: HMMMM Nope *continues playing until Madeline hits everyone to sleep with a frying pan*

Madeline: *tucks everyone in bed and gives them a goodnight kiss like a mom*

Badeline: ugh, how do you put up with these mind-losers?

Madeline: hm, i don't know actually, they act like little children yet i seemed to be the one to mother them, i guess it's instinct *goes to her bed*

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Cuphead the potty mouth

Cuphead: Fuck this shit, Fuck off, son of a bitch, Damn you. son of a bitch, FUCK YOU-*gets a brick to the head* OW who did that!? Madeline: That's enough swears in the swear jar for you, what even are you angry about? Cuphead: Ugh this damn uno game, Bendy's already at one card Bendy: *slams card* I WIN! Cuphead: *head boiling* YOU IS A MOTHERFU-

(I Like Motherly Madeline, i don't know why)

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madeline from celeste is gonna ask y'all a question, so im gonna give the floor to her

Madeline: "Hi! So, um... am I accepted in your group or something like that?"

Keith: Oh yeah, My ex-boss' Niece, Sure you can join

Cuphead: YEAH! We can even go mountain climbing

Bendy: NO WAY! don't you remember the last time we did that *flashback to the Indie crew mountain climbing*

Cuphead: *holds a knife over the rope Bendy's holding*

Bendy: Cuphead, i swear if you do that, i will swap your teeth and your eyes

*SLICE* Bendy: AAAAAaaaahhhhh

Keith: What was that?

Cuphead: Uh...An eagle?

*back to now*

Sans: *wakes up* huh? oh Hey Matthew(HC name before she transitioned)

Everyone: SANS!

Sans: What? Oh sorry, Madeline

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Voice Q&A

We wanna try this Audio post thing, so ask us anything, and we'll answer with our voices

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Two Pieces of news today:

First off, Me and the crew are taking Cuphead's plane TO HAWAII🌸🏝️, First thing in the morning, our stuff is packed, and we're also bringing over the laptop so we can still post on here. but if you don't mind, we're hitting the beaches tomorrow, Cuphead- if you don't mind

Cuphead: UGH fine, we also created a blog art contest, copy and paste the link and blah blah blah, info in the description yada yada yada yada

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Cuphead in high school

-was the jock in school

-Used whip cream and caramel for his hair

-Chick Magnet

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A game i might make(if i get into Coding school): Cuphead: Don't deal with him

Basically Cuphead And Mugman are agents, killing mafia bosses and saving kidnapped celebrities, like Mickey Mouse. Cuphead has Trevor Phillips's Personality, being an angry, violent, and foulmouthed killer, while Mugman is the Better be Safe and Sorry type, only wanting to kill the people in their way, and believes in Mercy. There's also Interrogations like in Batman: Arkham City, and depending on where you're standing is how will interrogate the informant, for example, if you stand next to a wall and interrogate an Informant, Cuphead will pin the informant against the wall and point his finger gun to their groin and say "I hope you talk. I'd hate for your wife to hear that you can't have kids" if you're standing next to the edge of a building, Cuphead will have the informant hanging over the edge while He grabs them by the back of the shirt and say "Better talk Before you drop" Not standing next to anything will just have Cuphead putting the informant in headlock. But there's an OP weapon you can get, the "FUCK YOU" gun which is just Cuphead doing the middle finger, you can even use it to piss off NPCs, But for mugman(since he's a good boi <3) will make an "L" shape hand

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2 years ago

Keith: knocks on a door Hello? Mr. Spaghetti? I'm here for the interview Peppino: opens the door Who? Oh right, you're Keith? You look-a bit young to be a college student Keith: i know but i have proof i am shows high-school diploma Peppino: Alright, Get-a inside Keith: Great! Keith walks in and is shocked by the mess in The Pizzeria Woah this...Place is a little messy Peppino: I haven't had anyone to clean it, but you don't need to- Keith: Cleaning the mess Peppino: Oh uh...Thank-a you Keith: No problem after closing time Keith: See ya tomorrow, Mr. Spaghetti! hops into Pico's car Pico: Hey baby Blue kisses his cheek how was your first day of work~? Keith: Hehe it was good looks out the window and sees a man with a pizza for a head waving at him while applying bricks

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heyyyy cuphead, i wrote an indie cross fic about you several months ago, wanna read it? :)

Cuphead: Sounds cool, in fact, i might read the whole thing with the crew and give our thoughts afterwards

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Indie Cross Pilot episode

"the episode starts with a title card that shows Cuphead, Sans, Bendy, and Keith chasing a goose and the title "untitled goose chase" Keith wakes up next to Girlfriend and gets up from bed, he brushes his teeth, makes himself a cup of coffee and goes to sit down at the table, that's when a dark demon with an inky body approaches him from behind, Keith doesn't know about the creature behind him or does he? the demon is about to strike when... Keith: good morning bendy Ink demon: DAMN IT! transform into cartoon bendy Bendy: i still don't know how you know i'm behind you Keith: 2 words: ink sounds Bendy: oh... Cuphead: yawns morning dudes Keith: hey Cuphead teasing tone Guess who's turn to mow the lawn this time Cuphead: yeah yeah i'll get started he goes outside and gets the lawn mower and gets started while whistling Snake eyes, that's when he hears a goose go honk. he looks at the goose oh hey there little dude what's up Goose: points at a broken fence with its beak Cuphead: oh what the- Ugh, i got this thanks for the callout buddy he takes out a hammer and nails to try and fix the fence, that's when the goose takes off his shoe and runs off HEY GET BACK HERE Goose: gets on top of the lawnmower and starts it up, causing it to mow off the lawn and into the street Cuphead: watches in shock as the goose drives away on a lawnmower WHAT THE FU- scene cuts to Keith, Sans, and Bendy watching a movie that's when Cuphead barges in with a fucking terrified face Cuphead: GUYS WE'VE BEEN ROBBED FOR OUR LAWNMOWER Bendy: WHAT!? Keith: By who? Cuphead: a goose Keith and bendy look at him with disbelief Keith: really? Bendy: and just when i thought you couldn't get anymore stupider Sans: i guess you can say that's a rather Goose-ly situation BA DU TISH *the other three look at Sans in unamusement* Cuphead: guys just come check it out *scene cuts to outside where cuphead is showing the guys the tiretracks* Cuphead: i think if we follow these tiretracks we can find them Keith: alright then after one montage of them following tiretracks, they found a hiding place for geese and stolen belongings Keith: so these guys are robbers huh? Cuphead: see i told you Keith: well we can't just barge in there, maybe we can lure them out? Cuphead: but how they look at sans Sans: annoyed tone oh come on you guys scene cuts to sans wearing a blueberry costume Sans: sarcastic tone oh hey little geese look at me i'm a tasty blueberry. catch me if you can he walks away from the geese that start following him, he eventually leads them into a net snare, but the geese dodge it and starts chasing him uh guys that didn't work starts running COULD USE HELP HERE!!! *He tries to use his power but can't because of his stupid costume, that's when the ink demon comes out of nowhere and puts them in a cage* Ink demon: Ha got them Sans: oh thanks bendy, that could have been a "Berry" bad time BA DU TISH Ink demon: unamused i hate you so much the geese were then sold to a butcher shop and everyone got their stuff back Keith: welp morning has been wild Sans: don't you mean Wild goose chase BA DU TISH Cuphead: please no more, that's your third one today, wait does anyone else hear honking? the gang looks outside the window to see like 5000 geese ready for vengeance Keith: i think we're safe in here *nervous tone* right? the geese bust down the door All four of them: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA they were eventually forced to be geese and join the others, they were all eating berries one goose offers a berry to keith Keith: oh thank you gets punched in arm by another goose OW i mean HONK Cuphead: honk honk honk honk credits pop up with the unused and Unnamed Cuphead Song playing

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Fun Fact:

Bendy is the Kenny(from South park) of our group, meaning he dies everyday, but can rebuilt himself since he's made out of ink, but that doesn't mean he can't feel pain

*at a construction site*

Cuphead: Okay just gotta attach this last brick *drops it 20 stories high* Whoops

*down at the ground*

Bendy: *Takes off hard hat* phew, this construction job ain't no joke *SPLAT*

*in a cave*

Bendy: Oh finally, a urinal

Keith: Bendy Wait! that's a bear!

Bendy: a what-*CHOMP* AAH!!!!!

*at the beach*

Bendy: what a relaxing day *Lathers his body in gasoline instead of sunscreen*

Keith: ...You do know that was gasoline right?

Bendy: wait- Say that again? *catches on fire from the sun* AAAH!!!!!

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hey cuphead. did you know that my mom is a fan of you because she thinks you're cute :3

Cuphead: so she thinks i'm cute? well i don't mind hanging out with a MI*holds note*

Ms.Chalice: *death glare*