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Holy mother of uncleared emails Batman-

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Roses are red Violets are f*cking purple PremierPro hates me and my laptop Because we're both cripples

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Me:(having a very tense and emotionally loaded text conversation)

On the Outside: Mmm, yes, calmly typing responses and reading messages, I can do that. I am handling this situation like a champ!

On the Inside:

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Sorry, I'm better now

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Phone calls are scary :')

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Say whatever you want about Legends of Tomorrow by the CW, shout any take you have about the plot or script or often lack of plot or regularly perceived lack of script from the rooftops as loud as you wish, all takes on this burning pile of God knows what that smells kinda nice but probably isn't great to be breathing in are fully welcome and probably valid, but Ray being basically physically incapable of performing a heil even to keep his and everyone else's cover and instead just punching a Nazi in the face to avoid it is, in my not very humble but definitely irrelevant opinion, one of the greatest character moments I've ever seen and I will die on this hill

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French Spelling: Throw vowels at it until it works

Greek Spelling: Throw consonants at it until it works

English Spelling: Throw things at it until it stops

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"🎶I'm a big kid now🎶" -Said by me in a state of headache-induced delirium as I downed four ibuprofen like the adult I am

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Please take a moment to honor the brave squirmies who were injured preforming their duties this past year.

Staff Sergeant Jean, Company C of the 9th Battalion, 207th Infantry Regiment.

Stayed behind with an injured comrade inside the breast pocket of a flannel as it went through the wash, suffering a tail injury that later required amputation. Jean's comrade, First Class Private Beans, sadly did not survive the ordeal.

Second Class Privates Lintwurm (top) & Bingo (bottom), Company F of the 14th Battalion, 406th Armored Regiment.

Bravely volunteered to clear a laundry pile before becoming trapped in the front pocket of a pair of pants that were then sent through the wash. Bingo shielded Lintwurm with his own body during the incident, suffering a mutilated nose and tail. Lintwurm faired better, but suffered great damage to his eyes that resulted in partial blindness.

Corporal Stringston, Company A of the 3rd Battalion, 521st Engineer Regiment.

Endured an extended period of physical trauma in order to support the weight of essential military equipment. He suffered permanent damage to his internal spinal string.

Master Sergeant Snibble, Company D of the 6th Battalion, 313th Cavalry Regiment.

Spent three days undetected in enemy territory before being discovered and forced to take shelter in the back pocket of a pair of booty shorts. These shorts were soon sent through the wash, but Snibble survived and made their way back to base, with a fraying tail and while missing the entirety of their nose.

Thank you all for your service.

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Jay and his escapades of being a human lightning rod

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DO YOU LIKE MINORITIES

Yes Edme, I like minorities. (Some Terms & Conditions may apply)

HOWEVER, I do not like myself, so members of minorities are not immune to my scorn

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I think we need to teach basic math differently, because I just had to reteach myself how to multiply big numbers by hand using a mini white board and that shit was humbling. I know I'm stupid but I think third grade math skills should stick around in the brain for a bit longer considering how many hours I spent doing multiplication tables so I could earn a bunch of colorful little plastic rockets

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I was talking with a friend about how we were gonna set up D&D over the summer so we could have an easier time continuing our game after we all go long distance again, and while we were discussing calling platforms to use, I wanted to suggest Google Meet because that's what I used for school during Covid and I found it pretty reliable, but because I have such a strong association between Google Meet and school, I accidentally said Google Classroom before we both realized that that's honestly probably one of the best ways to run a long distance D&D campaign

Hear me out! With the DM as the teacher and all other players as students, the DM can post announcements, leave private comments, have easily organized sections for any notes, create assignments, schedule session times, set things to post to only selected players or at specific times, the list goes on

Google Classroom for D&D I honest to God think this could work so well

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"Guys, gals, and people!" "Ok vertebrates!" "Alright featherless bipeds, let's sing!" - My High School Choir Teacher Attempting to Address a Room Full of Queer Choir Kids

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Dragons: Race to the Edge Normally: What a great show! Such loveable characters with some really fun dynamics! And the plot holds up pretty well, there are so many storylines to explore and most of them are pretty interesting to watch! And because it's technically a kids show, I'm sure that this time these deep and well written characters definitely won't do or go through anything that could cause horrible anguish or uncontrollable sobbing with a side of an unstoppable urge to write a ten page character analysis!!! :D

Season 3 Episode 11 of Dragons: Race to the Edge: Insert horrible anguish, uncontrollable sobbing, and an unstoppable urge to write a ten page character analysis

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I want to do the thing But I'm a college student So the thing is forbidden

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Heavy doing his taxes