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c'mon everybody! It's a labor dabor!

its labor day where the fuck is homestar runner

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looking at pictures of characters on my phone at night feels like this sometimes

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there are two types of DnD players in the world

thank you @ragsy Im lov your one and only son

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sketch feat. the tweets that inspired it

tell me you guys get it tho like why is he built

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🔥: What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered? -- for Jermaine, Watt, and Zhartook; 💐: What is their courting style? How would they woo someone? -- for Destal and Terkazeeus; 💘: Is your OC a very good flirt? Are they charming? -- for Fenwick, Andurath, and Lok :3c

🔥: What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered? -- for Jermaine, Watt, and Zhartook;

Jermaine - My poor sorcerer boy hasn't had a genuine compliment thrown his way in a long time. Given his inferiority complex, he would probably rebuff the compliment in the moment only to get relentlessly teased by the party's bard later when he undoubtedly spills the beans. Then, realizing his mistake, he gets to be fussy and pouty about it all evening :D

Wyatt - Given the fact that my Weenie Hut Jr DMPC has been adopted by The Horniest Party, it's bad news for him whenever the party Gets Weird and puts him in the spotlight over his relationship with Lisbet, the party's warlock. Wyatt's a very internal guy, and would rather his relationship stay between Lisbet and himself. Unfortunately for him, this is D&D, so of course the Warlock was previously engaged to someone who died but Turns Out They're Still Alive! My poor, precious bean needs a god damn break.

Zhartook - I've been leaning aroace for Zhartook for some time, so this situation probably doesn't happen unless the other party is VERY forward or more physical with their advances. Zhartook's a good noodle, and would make an attempt to respectfully decline. However, situations where he's being disregarded or ignored would get under his scales. Barring that, his own mother trying to *wink wink nudge nudge* towards the party's gnome wizard Melliwyk also sends him up a wall.

💐: What is their courting style? How would they woo someone? -- for Destal and Terkazeeus;

Destal - As much fun as "he does a silly lil' dance" would be, I don't think it suits him. Destal, being a three year old Aarakocra, doesn't exactly have much to go on here aside from watching a budding romance between two of his party members. Because of that, I imagine his plan to woo someone is just to express a desire to hang out with and be around them, and then either seeing what happens or hope someone kind enough throws him a lifeline.

Terkazeeus (Skyrim campaign) - Terky was actually in a long-term, serious romance before They Got Killed In The Backstory. Being the absolute bluntest of instruments, she'll just order drinks, complain about how Argonian Ale is far superior to anything found in Skyrim, and then just info-dump everything about herself and her mission on her previously unsuspecting victim. Luckily for her, her ex-fiance found her direct approach rather charming, joking that she "Must have been in Skyrim for so long she's starting to become a Nord".

💘: Is your OC a very good flirt? Are they charming? -- for Fenwick, Andurath, and Lok :3c

Fenwick - Out of all of my OCs, Fenwick is a master of Getting the First Date and not The Second One. This doofus has all sorts of campy one-liners he's grabbed straight out of romance novels that have probably gotten him farther than he'd like to admit, but Fenwick over-excites and over-shares constantly. To some, raising a pet giant wolf spider and delving in ancient ruins to gather artifacts to convert his home into an actual museum is genuinely interesting! Those people tend to NOT be the tavern-goers Fenwick makes a move on.

Andurath - Those that aren't immediately offput by a 7 1/2 foot tall Goliath man would probably like what they find. That's good, because this boy is a TERRIBLE flirt. He's got a case of the Overly-Serious-Protagonist syndrome, but he's genuine, earnest, and calm. The kilt might raise an eyebrow, but the party's satyr warlock seems all for it!

Lok - Ahahaha no, not with his brain all scrambled and his crazy-grandpa-that-rolls-around-in-trash-with-animals aesthetic. Before The Incident is a different story. I mean, he's apparently got a kid running around, so maybe he's still got those moves!

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If I'm gonna cheat and make my wife answer a question for all of her gazillion blorbos, I can also take the plunge

🔥 Piping Hot OC Asks 🔥

A summer-themed OC ask game about how 🌶🌶🌶 your OC is.

🥵 : Is your OC perceived as physically attractive to others? Is it at first glance or is it something that takes more time to reach fruition?

💦 : Is your OC’s attractiveness based on looks or a more intangible aura?

💪 : What is your OC’s most physically attractive attribute? 

🧠 : What is your OC’s most mentally attractive attribute?

👀 : Does your OC believe they are attractive? Do they use that to their advantage?

👃 : Does your OC smell good? Do they have a signature scent?

👂 : Does your OC have an attractive voice?

🚲 : Does your OC enjoy playing the field? Or are they more monogamy-minded?

😍 : What does your OC find irresistible in others?

💘 : Is your OC a very good flirt? Are they charming?

💋 : Is your OC a good kisser? How do they do it?

🦴 : Does your OC have much sexual experience? What are they like?

💞 : Do they treat sex casually or do they view it as something with a lot of emotional weight?

🔥 : What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered?

🧸 : Into public displays of affection or are they more reserved?

💌 : How would they plan a romantic evening for a significant other?

💐 : What is their courting style? How would they woo someone?

👙 : What kind of underwear do they use? Is it pretty or functional?

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Oops my boy figured out that repressed feelings of trauma is liable to explode at any moment.

What burns within? And will it consume you?

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The best life I can think of.

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This man now knows about goncharov

the fact that my husband follows almost exclusively just me on tumblr these days is so funny sometimes because no matter how saturated tumblr is with any given thing at any given time, if I'm not actively participating in the thing it's not gonna be on his radar at all

this man does not know about goncharov

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JUNE GOT THAT SMOOCH PTERODACTYL SCREECH

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Facing down a Moon Elemental.  Saving your panicking soon to be GF from being crushed by a boulder.  Just Juniper things

In a long forgotten druid circle, Juniper taps into an ancient power…

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Tall, scrawny, awkward nerd with a tendency to ramble and accidentally tether themselves to the moon and now casts every spell at 9th level.

You know, that common archetype

did somebody say really specific ship dynamics

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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#o look it me

Me, every other day of the week: I love DnD, I love DMing. :)  Me, 3 hours before my game: why didn’t I prep more, FUCK where’s the the map, no, these stats won’t do, urgh, what if they HATE this, is this puzzle not simple enough? I don’t want to do this, don’t make me do this