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Must be Krum's wife

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McGonagall: So, if I got this right, you mean to say that a dog came running out of the forest, took your homework, picked up a rat and ran off back into the woods with a stag, all the while laughing manically?

Snape: Yes professor, you have to believe me!

McGonagall: *side-eyes the marauders as they are smirking*

McGonagall: Detention Mr Snape.

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Hufflepuff: our friendship is basically me saying something deep and philosophical and you responding with "No- wait, maybe..."

Ravenclaw: No- wait, maybe...

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Hufflepuff: I just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

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Slytherin: I’m so booooored. What are you doing?

Gryffindor: Grocery shopping with mom.

Slytherin: Didn’t you go with Hufflepuff?

Gryffindor: That’s what I just said??

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Hogwarts Houses playing Among Us

Slytherin: *reports dead Ravenclaw*

Snek: found body in electrical

HuffPuff: ó_ò

Gryffinroar: You probably self-reported

Snek: DID NOT

Huffpuff has voted. 2 remaining.

Gryffinroar: THEN HOW DID YOU FIND RAVEN? HM?

Snek: I WAS REROUTING POWER TO COMMUNICATIONS

HuffPuff: guys just vote

Ravenpaw (ghost chat): y’all stupid

Snek has voted. 1 remaining.

Gryffinroar has voted. 0 remaining.

No one was ejected. (Tie)

Hufflepuff: *vents to medbay*

Slytherin, who was completing a scan: Puff?

Slytherin: Would you kill me, my love?

Hufflepuff: For Victory? Without question.

Defeat.

HuffPuff was The Imposter.

Play Again?

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houses as winter aesthetics

griffindor-Iced Coffee, big coats, the excitement when you pull on your snowsuit to go into the snow, the giggle when you hit someone you didn’t mean to with a snowball, singing in the shower loudly,

hufflepuff- thousands of layers at once yet still cold, cuddles with pets, fluffy blankets, baking warm treats, winter walks with friends, warm showers

ravenclaw- sleeping in on cold days, piles of books, christmas tree decorating, games of trivia, ravenclaws all reading in a group together cuddled up,

slytherin-hot tea and coffee, sweaters, horror christmas movies but secretly watching all kinds, seemingly never being cold, winter walks alone with music, reading/watching documentaries on everything, journaling w a hot drink

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Ravenclaw: don't go into the creepy house marked "come see my cat".

Hufflepuff: but I want to see the cat!

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So I have just seen a theory for a Harry Potter recast where they casted Tom Hiddleston as Remus Lupin and it made me happy.

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SIRIUS BLACK USED TO CHASE MRS.NORRIS AROUND THE GROUNDS OF HOGWARTS AS PADFOOT AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE

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Bro I never thought of it like that

Hufflepuffs Are Actually All Stoners

• considered “nice” & “peaceful” • their head of house teaches herbology • they live right by the kitchen • point is they’re definitely stoners

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Mood

Hufflepuff: I can’t believe the heat from the sun traveled 149.6 million kilometers just to melt my fucking chocolate bar.

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Hogwarts Houses as Iron Man 2 (2010) Gifs

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

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The Houses during Finals

Gryffindor: listens to music, studies past midnight, watches lectures on YouTube, lives on caffeine

Hufflepuff: invites friends over to study, hums while focusing, takes lots of snack breaks, highlights every other sentence

Ravenclaw: productivity level is either 0 or 100, quizlet is their best friend, naps in the day and studies at night, listens to lo-fi

Slytherin: A+ multitasker, can always be found in the library, rarely sleeps, takes 3000 pages of notes

(good luck to anybody studying for finals!)

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Ravenclaw: So… are you nervous about the presentation tomorrow?

Hufflepuff: I’m trying to stay positive and believe that everything will be alright!

Ravenclaw: I’m freaking out here… That presentation will define our grades!

Slytherin: I’m chill.

Ravenclaw: HOW?!

Slytherin: I just keep in my mind that time is slowly passing by, bringing us closer to our deaths and the presentation doesn’t matter, because everything we know and care about will eventually end. So why bother?

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff: … Do you need a hug?

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the houses as Marvel characters part 4

Slytherin:

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff: