kitkatmochi

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Crewmate: sire... you smell like fish...?

Yandere! Pirate: ....do I now?

Flashback:

Siren! Darling: *manages to hop out of her tank and break into the pirates wardrobe, making herself home in his clothes* hehe

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Yan! Boyfriend: what did you get?

Crybaby darling: heaven

Yan! Boyfriend: what did it take?

Crybaby darling: my dignity

*Yan! Boyfriend laughs as Darling paws at him crying*

Darling: give it back!

Yan! Boyfriend: none can do pretty baby, now who's my pretty little-

Darling: *crying louder*

*Boyfriend just laughs*

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Yandere! Pirate: look what I got you! A friend to keep you company since you get lonely *puts a turtle in her tank*

Siren! Darling: *stares at it*

Yandere! Pirate: don't eat it-! DONT EAT-!

Siren! Darling: *choking on the hard shell*

Yandere! Pirate: *jumps in the tank to save her, angrily bubbling in the water as he pulls her up* what did I tell you!?

Crewmate: *passing by unbothered because this is daily occurrence by now*

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Isekai'ing into a chinese historical game or something where you are a lower concubine.

Everyone expects you to be upset, try to get the Emperor's attention but you're thriving.

No more 9 to 5! You get a 24/7 helper, you do some finance and you get paid!?

The only downside to this is the lack of freedom but no one's got their eyes on you so you can escape whenever you want...

Chu Song (your lady in waiting): Lady Hua, I could not find you last evening...

You: Is that so...? Don't worry, I went to clear my head...

Shi Siming (A Lieutenant): I've got my eye on you miss....

(By the by I made a bot of this haha)

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Me asking my cousin how she puts up with her ass of an husband:

Cousin: love and war

Me: the wars there but where's the love

Cousin: :D

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A yandere with ADHD and a general over thinker: darling! Date me! *prepared for every worst outcome*

A darling who's dense and easygoing: sure

Yan! ADHD: I knew it- *taking out chloroform* wait- really!?

Dense! Darling: :D come with me to the opera my friends all declined

Yan! ADHD: uh.... sure? *he would try to focus but zone off inevitably thinking about their future and daydreaming children*

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Crybaby! Darling: *overwhelmed and crying while trying to clean a horrible milk spill*

Yan! Boyfriend: *walks in on her quietly crying* Baby what's wrong!?

Crybaby! Darling: *bursts into sobs*

Yan! Boyfriend: *grabs her and takes her away* you should've asked me to clean it for you, I've done so many after murd- spill cleanings I'm practically a pro

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Can someone help me find a Satoru x reader fic where Satoru loses it and surgically turns his girlfriend reader into Suguru because he was mourning Suguru's death? It happens overtime i think, because he sees Suguru in reader and eventually at the end he sees that Suguru/reader is there but where is his girlfriend reader? I need to see if it got a part 2 fuc-

I think it was an angst with no comfort

Thanks to @thoughtsat3amconstantly for finding this masterpiece, to whoever wanted it, it's called Reminiscent, here's the link

https://www.tumblr.com/nyctoaerah/749301441884225536/hi-i-love-the-yandere-gojo-series-id-like-to?source=share

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Crybaby! Darling: How could you do this!?!? What the fuck possessed uou!?

Yan! Boyfriend: I'm sorry I panicked!

Crybaby! Darling: I was just asking about gardening tips! You didn't have to jump four storeys on the poor man!

Yan! Boyfriend: I PANICKED!!!!

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I don't know of it's a famous opinion or what, but I would prefer Satoru over Suguru, with people often finding Satoru's childishness annoying, and Suguru comforting.

Considering it seriously, Satoru is much more inclined to express himself openly because that's who he is, while Suguru tends to not talk about himself.

If those two approached me, I'd prefer Satoru, who's more open and comfortable over Suguru who just smiles with a dark look... it's a little unnerving personally but as a traumatized person, I know a traumatized/dangerous person when I see one.

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Darling: *writing her exam, singing to herself and swaying slightly side to side*

Yan! Professor: *confused at what she's doing because she's supposed to be focusing*

Yan! Professor: *melts because she's simply adorable*

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*Darling who hides injuries after mission since she hates being seen as weak and vulnerable.*

Yan! General: darling, you always tell your subordinates it's okay to need help, so please...

Darling: *sighs and opens the door, showing her wounds one by one, clearly trying her best*

Yan! General: *patching her up* I'm proud of you

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Introduction

Hello everyone, I go by KitKatMochi, or just K for short!

I'm 21!

Likes:

And I like spicy food, lots of spicy food even if it makes me sick.

I do like cats too, I love cats, and I have one of my own.

Dislikes:

I don't like people being creeps, so please, stay away. I also don't like spiders, not one bit.

I don't like dogs either, but I'm kinda lukewarm, still would avoid them though.

Just dropping this here...

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Yan! Darling: how hard is it to just take what is yours when you're denied your birth right?

Yan! Darling: That's simply what I did, dear, why are you so afraid?

Yan! Darling: It is what a sensible woman would do when she's told that she can't have her father's company simply because she's a woman

Yan! Darling: and you? You don't deserve it, you won't get it, so what if I had to murder that old fart?

Yan! Darling: look what I have now... a pretty little househusband... and my own company, and I would burn the world if God were to take either away from me.

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Crybaby! Darling: waaaa I'm so tired! there's so much work! So many assignments! *cries*

Yan! Boyfriend: that's what happens when you procrastinate, sweetie

Crybaby! Darling: waaaaa kidnap me someone!

Yan! Boyfriend: *grabs her protectively* I will kill anyone who dares lay their hands upon you.

Crybaby! Darling: .....kidnap me then

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ADHD! Yan: *on his way to kill the guy that has been flirting with darling*

ADHD! Yan: *puts down knife to search for rope*

ADHD! Yan: *comes back with rope and a bag of trash*

ADHD! Yan: fuck- where's the knife!?!?!

Dense! Darling: oh I saw it on the coffee table so I put it away in the kitchen, are you throwing out trash?

ADHD! Yan: no.... *looks back* wait- where's the rope?

*meanwhile the rope is in the trash*