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Old school here, but James Garner is probably the best old school example of positive masculinity there is. In fact, I’m going to do a huge ass love letter to him and his positive masculinity in due time.

#james garner#positive masculinity#masculinity#i will fight anybody who says otherwise#he fought for civil rights for years#actually was at the March on Washington in the 60's#he beared witness to MLK's I Have a Dream speech#also very charming and has such a warmth and sensitivity to him#yet super masculine and super rugged#yeah i have an old school hollywood crush on him
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Count and Countess Gloucester
#lorenz hellman gloucester#leonie pinelli#lorenz x leonie#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#this game is good#this ship is great#somehow this and ashe/petra became my faves rather than byleth/claude#i still love byleth/claude#lorenz/leonie
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....I feel called out by this

#adhd#adhd-pi#adhd-i#i have adhd#i am a night owl#my brain goes all over the place at night#i get all my best ideas at night or at work#go figure eh?#it's like when i'm focusing on one thing the other side of my brain runs free and starts shouting ideas at me#that part of my brain is a dick sometimes
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A Defense of Ingrid/Ignatz That Nobody Asked For
I get that there’s other pairings that make more sense for Ingrid and Ignatz. I get that people have headcanons for both of them that usually lean towards them being thirsty for the same sex. And I get that their support is not the greatest (but I still like it a bit). Hell I don’t think i can rank this as my favorite (not when Ashe/Petra & Lorenz/Leonie exist) However, there’s something very compelling about this pairing that you are all totally sleeping on...if only the supports had followed upon this.
A good chunk of this is just me headcanon dumping as well...so be warned.
Ingrid/Ignatz is a ship that I hadn’t even considered at first and actually paired them off by accident as I had them at A+ and they seemed to be paired off due to Dorothea/Sylvain taking precedent for some reason (I was trying for Ingrid/Sylvain as I found their dynamic interesting). I did really enjoy their support even though it was pretty simple, Ingrid/Ignatz wasn’t really a ship that struck me unlike other ships but then I got to thinking and realized that they really did have a fascinating sort of mirroring of each other.
Ingrid is from House Galatea in the Kingdom of Faerghus. She is the first in a long time to bear a Crest, which is the Crest of Daphnel. House Galatea may be a noble house, but they have fallen on hard times due to infertile lands so her family grew up poor. However, she was the favored child due to her bearing a crest. It is stated that Ingrid has brothers and sisters but nothing is said of birth order. However, I do headcanon Ingrid as being the youngest of her family. This also kind of brings on some dark tones here because this suggests that the Galateas were amongst those whom tended to have babies until they had one with a Crest. She is the hope for a better future for her family.
Ignatz on the other hand is a commoner from the Leicester Alliance. Despite his family’s status as commoner, they are actually wealthy merchants whom reside likely around House Riegan. Ignatz is the second son, which is a bit of a burden for him. Since he is the second son, which means he has nothing to inherit as his older brother would be the one to take over the family business once his parents retire. I headcanon Ignatz as being the youngest as well, with him and his brother being the only two children. He is the hope for a better name for his family.
What ties them together is familial obligations that they both are stuck with, in spite of them going against their personal dreams.
Ingrid is obligated to be married off to a noble family in order to increase her family’s worth and to help save the lands. Her father sends her proposals constantly which she either ignores or flat out rejects, which her father does honor those rejections. However, what Ingrid really wants to do is to become a knight. She dreams of living those lofty ideals of knighthood, protecting those who need protection. I headcanon that her father allows her to attend in hopes that maybe she will find a suitable nobleman husband there (her father seems to think that Margrave Edmund’s son is a viable suitor...even if he did flirt with Count Galatea’s mother that one time...) and really wishes that she’d just stop those lofty dreams of knighthood.
Ignatz is obligated to become a knight in order to bring further honor and prestige to the Victor name. Ignatz’ brother will take over the merchant business while Ignatz is to train to become a knight and to serve a noble house. Headcanon says that Ignatz’ family thinks this could be a pathway to potential nobility. Ignatz, however, wants to become and artist and utilize his talent in painting. He believes his parents would never approve and really wants to appease them and help them bring honor to their family name. However, that dream of painting is just too strong.
I have this feeling that Ingrid would probably look at Ignatz’ situation and be jealous of his parents’ obligations for him. She vies for knighthood and it’s frustrating that Ignatz is here rejecting that path that she so very much wants to take. She would fail to recognize that commoner life is not as simplistic as she thinks it is. She also wonders why he feels like he has to give up painting for the knighthood in the first place.
I also feel like Ignatz wouldn’t understand why Ingrid would want to go into knighthood when she has a crest and is a noble. He wonders why she wouldn’t use her privilege (for lack of a better term) to help others less fortunate and fails to understand that not every noble is wealthy. He’d think it would be absurd that she’d want to subject herself to that as his understanding of knighthood is more something that commoners for honor.
Seriously...they had potential to be one of the best supports in the game if they had gone with this....I may or may not try to write a fic of this.
#fire emblem#fire emblem: three houses#ingrid brandl galatea#ignatz victor#ingrid/ignatz#ingrid x ignatz#you all are sleeping on this ship#the supports are decent but they could've been so much better#i just discoursed#nobody asked for this but i don't care#i headcanon some small bits about them#i will say about their supports it's cute and ingrid's thirst for st seiros is pretty hilarious#i headcanon ingrid as bi but doesn't quite acknowledge the attraction to females#ofc i latch onto the rare pairs#i think my most mainstream ships in fe3h are claude/byleth and cyrl/lysithea#also that either gender byleth#i like ingrid and ignatz because of the potential#i may write fanfic of them
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seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

#notps#otps#i'm like this with a few ships#shipping#it's okay to not like things but don't be a dick about it#i get initially annoyed but I cool off since it's their thing#i don't get people who go off about shipping....i say as i recall getting very angry during the finale of himym#to be fair it was basically a 9 year buildup to that garbage ending#my anger would've been far less if it was the season 4 finale#still be perturbed but shrug it off#season 9?! no thank you#yes i'm still mad at the himym finale#i am also kind of a hypocrite in that one case
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This is one of the most romantic supports in the game, IMO.
Welcome to Rarepair Hell! Population: Me!

#ashe ubert#petra macneary#ashe x petra#fire emblem#fire emblem: three houses#fe3h#there are dozens of us#rarepair hell#ashe x petra is tied with lorenz x leonie as my favorite pairing#and here i thought claude x byleth would take the cake#nope they're sitting at number 3 on my list#hell they may even go to number 4 with cyril x lysithea creeping up#this is a super romantic support#that girl sweeps him off his feet#i love het pairings where the woman sweeps the man off his feet
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Interestingly enough, there’s two approaches known as kairos which is the appeal to timeliness and telos which is appeal to purpose. If we put in the hidden route of Seteth as the lord for the SS route, he’d probably be lacking in the kairos mode? I mean he is older and the Church of Seiros seems to be sitting on their hands for a hero to rise.
And in regards to telos, perhaps Byleth is lacking the telos which the other lords are able to give?
Fire Emblem: Three Houses & the Modes of Persuasion
So I have been kicking around this theory for a while and I think I’ve finally made enough of a breakthrough about it to go on about it.
There’s a device in rhetoric known as the Modes of Persuasion. These are certain modes that are used to help appeal to an audience in order to persuade them to agree with your argument or any other factor that you are looking to achieve. In this case, we’ll be using it in terms of achieving the goal of leadership and change.
The three main modes are - Ethos, Logos & Pathos. Ethos is the appeal to authority/credibility. Example being a dentist’s testimonial about the effectiveness of a toothpaste. Pathos is the appeal to emotions/feelings. Example being basically any of those animal rescue ads with Sarah McLachlan. Logos is the appeal to logic/facts. Example being any sort of charts and figures proving a point. Or just any sort of factual evidence of sorts.
Anyways, so in regards to Fire Emblem: Three Houses, you’re probably wondering what the hell am I talking about? Well here’s the thing - in regards to the three main lords (Edelgard, Dimitri, Claude), they are all lacking in one of these appeals and that is why their methods/paths end up failing without the influence of Byleth for they are the one who helps instill that side of them.
Let’s start off with Edelgard. She has both Ethos and Logos. What she is lacking without Byleth is the Pathos. For her, this is all business. She uses her authority of position to assume power and the facts/figures (church corruption, nobility corruption) to bring forth her own vision. Without Byleth, we see that her path has too much bloodshed as the slaughtering of innocents is seen more as just a part of the war than something that can be avoided. With Byleth, there’s more of a humanity there and the goal is given much more of an emotional impact, especially considering Byleth’s origins.
Now with Dimitri. He’s got Pathos and Ethos. He’s lacking in Logos. He’s got feels for days and the whole being a future king deal is quite a big authority to say the least. His sense of logic, however, has been skewed as we see how he has a serious mental break due to his emotions and goes completely batshit. Without Byleth, he stays in that batshit state and ends up meeting his end in an unfortunate way. With Byleth, he’s able to find the logic necessary (granted it takes time) to become a great leader. He’s able to rein in his emotions for the good of the people.
And finally, onto Claude. As you know how this argument goes, he’s got the Pathos and the Logos. It’s Ethos that he’s missing. He’s known as the Master Tactician and he’s able to come up with schemes and is quite brilliant at it. He’s also got enough of a humanity that when he avoids as much bloodshed as he can (as evidenced by his poison that would only inconvenience someone for a couple days). However, despite being made a legit heir of House Riegan, he does not have enough authority around. People find him deceiving and manipulative. They don’t think he has the credibility and it shows even in the timeskip. With Byleth, he gains that authority and credibility he so seeks to be able to lead. Without Byleth, we see that he ends up pretty much just saying “Peace out” and takes off for his own homeland (or gets killed depending on if you spare him or not in Edelgard’s route)
Of course this does not mean that the lords are lacking in their missing mode. Edelgard does have emotions of sorts, Dimitri does have logic of sorts, and Claude does have authority of sorts. It’s just that without Byleth, those qualities are not able to develop enough to become a viable asset in order for them to succeed in their path.
Maybe this isn’t the most sound theory and maybe I’m just grasping at straws, but I found it very interesting. Feel free to expand upon this if you’d like.
#fire emblem#fire emblem: three houses#ethos#logos#pathos#kairos#telos#this is what happens when i play too much fire emblem#modes of persuasion#i found a way to add in the ss route and byleth themselves#using gender neutral pronouns since byleth is either sex depending on which one you use#i tend to go with female byleth#who i headcanon as a fashion disaster
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Fire Emblem: Three Houses & the Modes of Persuasion
So I have been kicking around this theory for a while and I think I’ve finally made enough of a breakthrough about it to go on about it.
There’s a device in rhetoric known as the Modes of Persuasion. These are certain modes that are used to help appeal to an audience in order to persuade them to agree with your argument or any other factor that you are looking to achieve. In this case, we’ll be using it in terms of achieving the goal of leadership and change.
The three main modes are - Ethos, Logos & Pathos. Ethos is the appeal to authority/credibility. Example being a dentist’s testimonial about the effectiveness of a toothpaste. Pathos is the appeal to emotions/feelings. Example being basically any of those animal rescue ads with Sarah McLachlan. Logos is the appeal to logic/facts. Example being any sort of charts and figures proving a point. Or just any sort of factual evidence of sorts.
Anyways, so in regards to Fire Emblem: Three Houses, you’re probably wondering what the hell am I talking about? Well here’s the thing - in regards to the three main lords (Edelgard, Dimitri, Claude), they are all lacking in one of these appeals and that is why their methods/paths end up failing without the influence of Byleth for they are the one who helps instill that side of them.
Let’s start off with Edelgard. She has both Ethos and Logos. What she is lacking without Byleth is the Pathos. For her, this is all business. She uses her authority of position to assume power and the facts/figures (church corruption, nobility corruption) to bring forth her own vision. Without Byleth, we see that her path has too much bloodshed as the slaughtering of innocents is seen more as just a part of the war than something that can be avoided. With Byleth, there’s more of a humanity there and the goal is given much more of an emotional impact, especially considering Byleth’s origins.
Now with Dimitri. He’s got Pathos and Ethos. He’s lacking in Logos. He’s got feels for days and the whole being a future king deal is quite a big authority to say the least. His sense of logic, however, has been skewed as we see how he has a serious mental break due to his emotions and goes completely batshit. Without Byleth, he stays in that batshit state and ends up meeting his end in an unfortunate way. With Byleth, he’s able to find the logic necessary (granted it takes time) to become a great leader. He’s able to rein in his emotions for the good of the people.
And finally, onto Claude. As you know how this argument goes, he’s got the Pathos and the Logos. It’s Ethos that he’s missing. He’s known as the Master Tactician and he’s able to come up with schemes and is quite brilliant at it. He’s also got enough of a humanity that when he avoids as much bloodshed as he can (as evidenced by his poison that would only inconvenience someone for a couple days). However, despite being made a legit heir of House Riegan, he does not have enough authority around. People find him deceiving and manipulative. They don’t think he has the credibility and it shows even in the timeskip. With Byleth, he gains that authority and credibility he so seeks to be able to lead. Without Byleth, we see that he ends up pretty much just saying “Peace out” and takes off for his own homeland (or gets killed depending on if you spare him or not in Edelgard’s route)
Of course this does not mean that the lords are lacking in their missing mode. Edelgard does have emotions of sorts, Dimitri does have logic of sorts, and Claude does have authority of sorts. It’s just that without Byleth, those qualities are not able to develop enough to become a viable asset in order for them to succeed in their path.
Maybe this isn’t the most sound theory and maybe I’m just grasping at straws, but I found it very interesting. Feel free to expand upon this if you’d like.
#fire emblem#fire emblem: three houses#claude von riegen#edelgard von hresvelg#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#modes of persuasion#ethos#logos#pathos#byleth eisner#this theory is still a bit shaky but the point stands
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You’re right, though I do think Lorenz x Leonie is FAR better written than Virion x Sully.
And it’s kind of funny since I despised Virion x Sully but absolutely adore Lorenz x Leonie (admittedly, some of it is because I really loved Sully x Stahl but the point stands dammit!)
I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to realize Lorenz x Leonie is just the three houses version of Virion x Sully. I’ve been blind to the possibilities!
#fe3h#fire emblem#fire emblem: awakening#fire emblem: three houses#lorenz hellman gloucester#leonie pinelli#sully#virion#stahl#lorenz and leonie are a better written virion and sully#yeah i'm going there#god i love fe3h
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Yeah this is pretty much how I operate. And of course I get the most inspired while I’m at work and NOT when I’m at home. What the crap?!
@dearly, here you go. :)
#also i am in rarepair hell with fire emblem#the only common pairs i seem to have are claude/byleth and cyril/lysithea#my otp is lorenz/leonie#i also adore ashe/petra#petra legit creates an order of knights just for ashe!#also hilda/caspar is pretty much the april & andy of the fe3h universe#sure hilda isn't as sullen and deadpan as april but same energy in other aspects#caspar is just a total andy#also i think i accidentally got myself shipping ignatz/ingrid#not sure how that happened#i kind of ship ingrid/sylvain in a unrequited love situation#as in ingrid has feelings but sylvain doesn't think of her as anything beyond a friend#yes they are a cute ship when requited but the unrequited part came from a snippet of a fic i wrote to help myself cope with my own sitch#unrequited feelings sucks
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That whole “y in the name for no fucking reason” is what I call the “Unsolicited Y” in which there’s a Y in there but it’s really not necessary. All it does is make it look silly.
i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?
#names#unsolicited y#look i don't like to be like that's a X name#but any name is an unsolicited y almost always seems to be a white person#seriously can we call out these dumbfuck white folks for stupid fucking names#also they seem to LOVE last names as first names#and girl names with the ending of -son#you know you just named your precious baby girl son of X right? because that's what the name means#Madison means son of Matthew#for example#unless if a new meaning came along#you could make a hilarious patriarchy argument about this but I don't like that kind of stuff
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I feel honored by this callout! :D
Actually has nothing to do with Sonic the Hedgehog. It’s actually after two baseball pitches - the knuckleball and the gyroball. Once upon a time, I had intended on dedicating this Tumblr to baseball stuff but I kind of indulged my other fandoms. I still like baseball though. And I never got around to changing it to something more significant.
8/10 callout! Will be called out again.
@knucklesandgyros
do you mean the character knukles? or are you gonna punch a Gyro
or are you gonna punch a spinning thing?
who fuckin knows, so 6/10
#oddly specific usernames#i got called out#i feel so honored#i like baseball#red sox fan though which is kind of the second most hated fandom#i have other fandoms that i tend to indulge in here more
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I’m so glad I do not have access to Tumblr at work (well it’s more that I do not go onto such sites while at work because it’s distracting and very hard to explain to others...mostly the distracting part) because this would’ve made me fall down laughing.

#kirby#curby#nintendo#stupid shit that makes me laugh#why is this so funny?!#this is like chimichangkus all over again
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Honestly, if you speed up pretty much any of Rick Astley songs, they sound like Magical Girl themes...or at least are improved tenfold. I don’t think there’s another artist out there that seems to happen to.
My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.
#rick astley#magical girl#anime#animoo#music stuff#every rick astley song is improved by upping the speed
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#september 21#do you remember the 21st night of september#earth wind and fire#when i get drunk in bowling league i always yell for them to play earth wind and fire#i actually started the job i'm currently at on september 21
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You know I went into Fire Emblem: Three Houses thinking that I’d just have Claude x Byleth as my OTP but somehow., they’ve taken backseat to these two dinguses. I love them! Something about their dynamic and their supports just really charmed me.
So uh...where the fanfic and fanart at?!
where my lorenz / leonies at 😔🌹
#lorenz hellman gloucester#leonie pinelli#golden deer#fire emblem; three houses#i still love claude/byleth#it's just that they're second banana to lorenz/leonie#leonie is a good character dammit!#she just has shitty supports with byleth#that b support is really shitty#her supports with others are great#my third big ship is actually a tie between lysithea/cyril and ashe/petra#lysithea is bappy too!#bappy#petra literally establishes an order of knights just for ashe#i do kind of like ashe/claude#ashe is best boy#claude is best husbando#seteth is best man#and if not for ashe i'd put petra with dorothea
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And this is why Golden Deer is the best house.
#fire emblem: three houses#holy shit this game is amazing#golden deer#lysithea von ordelia#leonie pinelli#lorenz hellman gloucester#claude von riegan#raphael kirsten#ignatz victor#marianne von edmund#hilda valentine goneril#golden deer is best house#just throw in ashe and sylvain and you got my faves#claude is best husbando#ashe is best boy#this is so goofy i love it#golden deer dance party!#omae wa mou shindeiru
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