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One of the hottest videos of him

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i love when princess busts a move

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⋆ ★ HOW THEY WOULD CONFESS — MOUTHWASHING HC

This is how I think the Mouthwashing cast would confess to you!

INCLUDES: The entire cast

I’m actually so obsessed with this game lol. I hope you enjoy this! <3

✧. ┊     Anya wouldn't believe that you like her, but she still would want to get her feelings off her chest. She's such a sweetheart, and of course the way she'd confess to you would mimic that. Anya wouldn't want to give you anything short of the best.

She would learn all of your favorite things over time, writing them all down in a notepad to keep track of them.

Your favorite animal? She gets you a stuffie. You favorite snacks? She gets all of them. Your favorite flowers? Custom bouquet.

Can she truly afford all of this? No. Does she still spend this absurd amount of money just to please you? Absolutely.

Anya would probably take you somewhere quiet and secluded, as she'd want her confession to private. It's an intimate moment, and not everyone deserves to take place in it. It's just you and her there, and that's how she'd like it.

The poor girl is so nervous, but she gets through it, and thank goodness. Who wouldn't love her? Why wouldn't you love her?

✧. ┊     Curly is confident, not only in himself, but in his certainty that you like him. He wouldn't confess if he wasn't already 100% sure that you were into him. He definitely waited for months before he actually said anything to you, testing the waters to ensure that he wouldn't ruin things between the two of you.

Let's be so real Curly would never want to ruin what the two of you have, so if that meant never confessing, he just wouldn't, but since he's so sure, it wouldn't hurt to say something.

Curly would take you out somewhere really nice, at least as nice as he could afford at the time, and confess to you there. Truthfully, he wouldn't even need to confess, because he'd probably have invited you there as a date anyway. Curly is just dramatic, guys, but he's so so sweet.

He would bring you flowers and he'd pay for the meal.

Absolutely zero fear in this man. None. He confesses to you, and he expects a yes (that he receives).

✧. ┊     Daisuke is such a goof, but he'd be so scared of you rejecting him. He'd play it off as a joke to mask his nervousness, but if you seem to reciprocate, then he'd actually confess to you.

His fear of rejection would probably hold him back from confessing to you for a long time, but he'd do his best to be confident when he confesses to you. Afterall, who wants a man who can't even confess without becoming a mess, right (We love you exactly how you are, Daisuke. You're so precious.)?

In all honesty, Daisuke would confess to you during a random hangout session after he hyped himself up in a bathroom for a good 15 minutes. He probably got a pep talk from Swansea, too.

He can't even look you in the eye when he confesses properly, he's too scared that he'll potentially see a look of disgust or rejection on your face, and he can't bear that thought, so he chooses to stare at the ground the entire time.

✧. ┊     Swansea just tells you outright that he's into you. That man thinks that he's too old to be playing all those mind games. He's in it to win it, okay? It's either you want him or you don't.

I don't think there'd be anything special to Swansea's confession. He'd probably just tell you in the middle of a random conversation. No warning, no nothing. Y'all are just sitting there, chilling, and he's just like, "I'm into you."

Nothing more, nothing less. That man has nothing to lose.

Swansea is fearless when it comes to confessing. Not even an ounce of nervousness within him.

✧. ┊     If Jimmy is confessing then it's not for any good reason. He wants something that he knows he can only get if you're his. So he tells you he likes you, despite the fact that he couldn't care less about you outside of what you can give him.

He would take time to figure out what you like. He really wants to know you so he knows exactly how to get you to want him -- to need him.

Jimmy would bring you all of your favorite things, sit you down, and tell you that he has feelings for you, and that he has for a while (he doesn't, and he hasn't).

He lives to see the smile on your face when he confesses, because he knows that he just got exactly what he wanted from you.

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⋆ ★ MOUTHWASHING SEXUALITIES

What I think the cast of Mouthwashing’s sexualities would be.

Includes: Entire cast!

Currently obsessing over this game, so here’s this for the fandom. :)

✧. ┊     Anya

This sweet girl is definitely an asexual lesbian through and through. She always had a lack of attraction for men, but everything with Jimmy solidified that within her, and it also led to her complete aversion to all things sexual.

✧. ┊     Curly

I’m sorry to all the lovely men out there, but this man is straight. I doubt he’s ever felt any attraction to a man like … ever. He’s definitely the biggest ally, though! He loves gay people … he just isn’t one. (He’s definitely dreamt about kissing men)

✧. ┊     Swansea

Straight man all the way. He’s happily married to his wife, and he absolutely adores his children. Along with this … he’s old asf. This man is extremely straight.

✧. ┊     Daisuke

Daisuke is definitely pansexual. He went through most of his life thinking he was straight, then he kissed a guy for a dare … he’s been questioning himself ever since. He’s pretty much come to terms with his sexuality, and he doesn’t hide it, but he also doesn’t just go around telling everyone.

✧. ┊     Jimmy

I get bi energy from Jimmy, but he’s the kind of guy who’d be like “I’ll screw a guy, but I’d never date one.” He’s weird, and I don’t doubt that he’s the kind of person to do that.

There’s definitely more coming soon!

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Currently thinking about rockstar!eren performing and seeing you in the crowd, and oh my lordy lord, let me tell you.

Eren had a show that night, and it was in a city pretty close to you. You'd purchased the tickets months ago when they'd first become available for early access. You prepped for this night for weeks. You rotated through three outfits before you finally picked the one you would wear, and it did not disappoint. You wore black and silver to match the theme of the album (as did many others), but there was something about you. Something that grabbed Eren's attention and held it there. He couldn't take his eyes off of you throughout the entire set. He wanted to know more about you, but he'd have to wait until after the show was finally over.

might turn this into a oneshot me thinks??

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Y/N, looking at Toby: Damn, what an angle.

BEN: I think you mean “angel”?

Y/N: I was talking about his jawline, but damn you’re right about that too.

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Toby: I know nobody asked for my advice…

Tim: Yet you’re giving it.

Toby: …but I agree with Tim.

Tim: Okay, let’s hear him out.

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BABE WAKE UP NEW HAIKYUU TEASER JUST DROPPED AND IT HAS KENMA WITH THE CAGE

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Jeff: How do you kill people in this game?

Y/N: Jeff… It’s animal crossing.

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JUST A LIL SNEAK PEEK Y’ALL

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Just to be abundantly clear,

This Account Stands With Palestine.

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HOLLYWOOD'S DEAD ; JEAN KIRSTEIN

Y/n and Jean seemed like the average Hollywood couple. They showed up to every event together, flaunted each other on social media, and had a group of people who were always wondering what would happen with them. They left average couples frowning jealously at their phone screens, and kept fans constantly reading articles on their current relationship status. They were what every couple wanted to be.

But they were never quite what they seemed.

Their entire relationship was built off a lie. The promise of a boost in their careers was what had brought them together. There was no love between the two of them. At least, not at first. Jean Kirstein was a prick; a known womanizer with an ego taller than himself. Y/n hated it. Hated him. It was only temporary, she would remind herself. There were no real feelings involved. No reason to be intimate or grow too close.

Yet she still found herself doing it, no matter how hard she tried to fight it off.

Pairing: jean kirstein x reader Word Count: currently n/a BEWARE This book contains foul language, trauma, dark humor, mentions of sexualization (NO SMUT), eating disorders && familial issues.

I can also be found on wattpad && ao3, where chapters for this will be released first, and where you can find updates! <3

TABLE OF CONTENTS Chapter One: first draft ; actual chapter will be out within 2 weeks!

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BEAR’S CREEPYPASTA WRITINGS

INCORRECT QUOTES

Jeff & Toby

… more coming soon!

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BEAR’S AOT RAMBLINGS

JEAN KIRSTEIN

GIRLDAD!jean — drabble

HOLLYWOOD’S DEAD — fanfic

EREN JAEGER

ROCKSTAR!eren — drabble

SERIES

IDOL!series — 1; CONNIE SPRINGER

… more coming soon!

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BEAR’S FNAF DRABBLES

MIKE SCHMIDT

BESTFRIEND!mike schmidt — hc

… more coming soon!

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jeff: toby, you really need to stop endangering yourself.

toby: no pain, no gain.

jeff: no pain, no gain? you almost fucking died today!

toby: womp womp.

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Currently thinking about girldad!jean who calls you during your lunch break to show you the cute way he'd styled your daughter's hair for the day. You had to work a double from 7 to 11, so Jean had decided to take your daughter out shopping and then to get ice cream. Of course, since you wouldn't be there to do her hair, he had to do it himself. He put her hair into a simple half up half down with a pink ribbon. "Doesn't she look so cute?" Both Jean and your daughter are smiling and giggling, so of course you can't contain yourself from doing the same. "Do you like it?" The little girl beams at you through the phone screen. All you can do is continue to giggle. "You look beautiful, baby." Upon gaining your approval, Jean flips the camera back to his face. "I think I did amazing. Honestly, I'm getting better than you." You roll your eyes at him. "Don't get too bold now."