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This also works with Yui in Ayato's position because girl is a certified freak

Ayato: I mean, yeah, we’re friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Yui: What?

Ayato: What?

Laito: *In the background, eating macaroons, shouts* You said you would fuck her if she asked.

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Guy's Tumblr is being a butt and none of my new posts are saving and being posted, I'm crying 😞😞

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Back to postingggg and more importantly, answering your asks! Let's do this shit bitchesssss

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I'M WEAKKKKKK GOODBYE

Yui: The stars are really beautiful tonight.

Ruki: Yes, they are. But do you know what looks even more beautiful?

Yui: *blushing* What?

Ruki: *staring at her feet, trembling*

Yui: What the fuck

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AZUSA AND SUBARU GOODBYEEEEE

I just cooked up some evil shit

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This is so real good Lord someone put me out of my misery

the most tragic part about diabolik lovers is not any of the diaboys childhoods, it's the fact that my dream of shuu and reiji running a train on me would never be possible cause as soon as I'd utter the question reiji would have the flail as far up my ass as possible and give me the most painful death recording in all of human and vampire history.

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I just realized a lot of you don't know about my stances in the DL fandom, so here's some piping hot opinions down below! (Consider this an unofficial About Me)

Krispy's Guide to navigating a vampire otome addiction!! ♡

-Who's your favourite brother and why?

Shu Sakamaki because he's hot and I lowkey kin him and we're both into the same weird stuff😓

-Who's your Diabolik lovers bias?

Laito for obvious reasons. I mean I hated him like sooo much before because I firmly stand that your trauma shouldn't be used as an excuse, but he started growing on me and now I will jump to his defense at the drop of a hat

-Who's your least favourite brother?

Tbh I don't have a brother that I personally "hate", just one I don't really care about as much and that would probably lowkey go to Subaru or Reiji

-Who's your least favourite character?

Cordelia as a person, but her character concept as a whole is well done

-Opinions on the anime?

Genuine pig slop, terrible, mischaracterized Yui and I hated her so much back then. If you prefer the anime out of all the other media, please seek help (or you're probably 12)

-Opinions on the fandom?

Get help, all of you, even me, even your pets, possibly the microorganisms living in your eyelashes. I love you guys deeply though 💔

-Controversial opinions?

Yui has shown that she's not some pure innocent mc that everyone should love, she can be a shitty person at times (like when she tried convincing Laito that he should forgive his abuser) even if she's not doing it on purpose. I like her but she's just as guilty as being a bad person as anyone else in the anime/games/manga

- What's your favourite ship?

Shuuma, Ayayui and Ayayuma

-What's your least favourite ship?

Rukiyui I'm sorry 💔

-Overrated character?

Reiji I'm not sorry

- Underrated character?

Richter tbh

- Overrated ship?

Kanato x yui, I just don't see the connection tbh

Underrated ship?

- Ayayuma and Subaru x Kou

Anyways that's it guys buh bye

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Guys what are some of your DL nightmare blunt rotations? Here's mines

- Freaky ass man child that's somehow always horny

- Lazy depression whore that listens to nsfw bf audios on his earphones

- Pigeon man

- And the guy that cries through it all

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Guys I'm on a posting break because my uterus hates me, I'll be back by the end of the week or sooner💔💔

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Made a wishlist for DL fans on Aliexpress that has super cheap (although unofficial) merch, they're mainly replicas but for those of you that don't care if it's from rejet or not, here's the link!

Will be updating because there's not much, but I tried!

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I'm screaming because this is so in character for Yui

they work

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When someone says eat the rich so I lowkey tear off Karlheinz's shirt with my bare teeth

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Just realized this might actually be schizophrenia and not ADHD

Guys I have 1 minute until my six hour long barista job which I'll be honest, isn't bad at all but I'm struggling with stupid ADHD and earlier I watched DL on crack so my mind is continuously referencing anything remotely memeable as DL characters, and rn Ayato is the loud ass blender we have and Reiji is the perfect temperature on the A.C

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Guys I have 1 minute until my six hour long barista job which I'll be honest, isn't bad at all but I'm struggling with stupid ADHD and earlier I watched DL on crack so my mind is continuously referencing anything remotely memeable as DL characters, and rn Ayato is the loud ass blender we have and Reiji is the perfect temperature on the A.C

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Guys that fratboy Ayayuma post had me thinking. I'll put a quick tw for semi nsfw cause it's about to get freaky👅👅

Imagine they're having game night at the frat house and obviously the guys would have invited some girls over and they're all sitting in a circle, Yuma's on the opposite side of Ayato so they could both cheat and spin the bottle when no one's looking while the other person would cause a distraction.

After a couple drunken kisses, the nose of the glass bottle finally lands in the direction of Yuma. For a minute he's glad, because all night Ayato's been the one that got to cop a feel and he'd been left out. He meekly applies some apple flavoured lip balm and quickly puts it away, looking around expectantly.

However the only thing that's returned are hushed giggles and judgemental stares. He looks around confused, bellowing out for everyone to shut the hell up and to calm down. He asks who it was that spun the bottle and sees one of his mutual friends grab Ayato by his shoulders and shake him.

Ayato looks at him bashfully, a drunken haze glossing over his eyes, that look sunken with alcohol. Yuma rolls his eyes and scratches the back of his head before avoiding eye contact. Of course the minute he actually got some action it would be with this guy.

Ayato getting frustrated with the name calling and jesting from his peers, grabs Yuma's face with his both hands before hastily smashing his lips together. He pulls away with a 'smooch' sound and was crowned champion of spin the bottle while Yuma was left starstruck.

Anyways, needless to say, it came as a surprise when one of their housemates found them making out in the front seat of Ayato's car in the middle of the night, Ayato on top of Yuma as Yuma's hand grips the side of his waist, essentially pinning him down to his lap.

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RAHHHHHHHHH DELICIOUS GIVE ME 50 MORE

FRAT BOY AYATO SAKAMAKI HEADCANONS (ft. frat boy Yuma)

warnings: some nsfw. mention of alcohol, drugs, and spiking.

got accepted into university with bare minimum grades but what really got him in is basketball scholarships and dad's money/connections

now this is a very important detail. he wears a backwards hat and he has a tongue piercing

one of his frat's traditions is having girls take polaroid pictures of their tits and they hang them up on a wall in the frat house. whoever is voted best tits by the frat is the fraternity sweetheart for that year

dorm roommate is Yuma

Ayato is definitely the messy roommate and Yuma is more responsible with the cleaning. like there are several times Yuma has to sit him down and be like "alright bro listen i'm glad you're getting bitches but can you please stop leaving used condoms on the floor"

and whenever Yuma is on his ass again about his poor housekeeping he'll text you and be like "yo wanna come over? my roommate's being a buzzkill rn but i'll kick him out" just to annoy Yuma and because he's horny

and oh yeah there are many times he's had to kick yuma out just bc he wanted to fuck (and vice versa lol)

he becomes more of a whore than he already is when he gets to college like it's normal for him to not remember the name of a girl he's fucked last night

does not take his first 1-2 years of university seriously. all that matters is that he fucking finally has a taste of freedom and he loves the college experience

he spends those years partying and getting shitfaced like there are so many times he shows up to his 8 AM classes with a hangover

would experiment with every party drug ever

is very competitive at drinking games especially beer pong

at parties he probably spikes girls' drinks or takes advantage of them when they're drunk tbh

JUMPS OFF THE ROOF INTO THE POOL AT PARTIES EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. he just loves the attention and people hyping him up

probably does stupid shit at parties like throwing a bathtub out the window

he and Yuma shotgun or chug beer at parties and they peer pressure Subaru to drink more than he can handle (poor Subaru)

Yuma usually has more control of his alcohol intake at parties and the next day he has to be the one taking care of Ayato whenever he has a hangover

like sometimes Ayato accidentally skips his morning classes bc he's still asleep in the dorm recovering from a hangover and Yuma has to burst in and be like "oi! wake the fuck up man"

he and Yuma are gym rats. other than the basketball court and parties he can also be found at the campus's gym a lot

he loves chill carti songs. like i can imagine one of the best memories you'd have with him is going on a night drive with him and his friends and while you're in the backseat with him he's teaching you how to hit a bong for the first time while this song is playing and he makes fun of you for being inexperienced with things like smoking but omg you feel butterflies and you just wanna kiss him. DO YOU SEE THE VISION

other times you accidentally get high bc he keeps blowing smoke at your face and he teaches you how to inhale by blowing the smoke in your mouth before kissing you so you don't cough it out (literally got this hc from twitter oomf)

around his 3rd year or so is when the academics start getting harder and that's when he has to start settling down with all the parties if he doesn't wanna get kicked off the basketball team for having poor grades. he's like "shit i fr gotta lock in right now" and becomes more responsible and starts taking his future more seriously

but bc he never learned to develop good study habits during his first 2 years he never gets enough sleep and he starts getting addicted to energy drinks from constantly having to pull all-nighters to study (i'm in the same situation as a junior in uni right now so i get him aw)

he also can't focus on studying unless you're with him or unless you're in his bed bc your presence is just comforting to him for some reason?? and bc he just CANNOT stand silence like he needs someone to talk to or else he'll go crazy

there are many times he gets warned that he could get kicked off the basketball team bc of his grades slipping but somehow and some way he always gets back up and does better bc he can do anything he puts his mind to <3

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Screaming rn because I just realized that the boys are supposed to only feed off of humans, not form emotional bonds with them. Yes I know this is obvious but guys they all get super jelly when thinking about how other guys drank from Yui.

This tells me two things, that

1. Whether or not they realize it, they obviously view Yui in a higher light than just prey, possibly even close to other vampires since bloodsucking can be seen as a form of cheating when you're already exchanging the act with a current partner and

2. They're all one million percent capable of deeper love and understanding because how often do you fall head over heels with a piece of fried chicken??