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Y'all hate to see a boyboss bussin

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I ate a broccoli once why the fuck am I sick

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I shagged ye mum

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I'm goin tuh git a cuppa wit ya mum and maybe git in a bit of light snoggin ai?

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I am a disappointment to myself

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It's so hard getting help for mental illness cuz it requires me doing shit like making phone calls, remembering appointments, arriving on time, being motivated to leave my house, like if I could do this shit i wouldn't need ur help my dude

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Ya'll hear about them masc man-dates 😳😳😳

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How do you bros before hoes when your bro is your hoe??

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If god doesn't make mistakes then why do I exist??

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The homosexual urge to accuse your partner of being gay every 5 seconds

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Oh to love so deeply that one ceases their longing for heaven, for no eternal paradise could transcend the bliss of being with the one you love.

Oh to love so deeply that one's fear of hell is forgotten, for how could one deserve eternal torment when they have been blessed with the love of someone so sweet and pure?

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I wouldn't have pegged you as a gay guy, but I will if you want me to ;)

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Love when people threaten to take their business else where. Like literally please do nothing would make me happier bye

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According to anime if someone of my same gender kisses me it unlocks some magical powers we can only use as a couple. Who wanna fuck around and try it?

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Corporations saying it's our fault the ecosystem is fucked and we just need to use less water when showering or stop using plastic straws is the equivalent of Apple phones saying you are running out of storage and you need to delete some pictures and apps then you finding out more then half of your storage is taken up by System

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Cowboy: Howdy, I'm a cowboy

Me: So by that do you mean you ride horses or you ride men?

Cowboy: ...what