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@dreamymaccready2287 More or less what i was thinking when I asked about Jeanne's singing voice possibly improving after transitioning

This is giving me such heavy Joan/Coco vibes with Joan being the Christine and Coco hamming it up as the Phantom. Would definitely like to see a little story of them performing this on stage in front of the school (which thinking about it, it'd be ironic if Joan has an exponentially better singing voice after transitioning compared to her male form). Sorry for the rant

(A/N - I'm not sure what "story/series" this was suggested for... so here's a stand alone. Hope you enjoy! I couldn't use the above version so I found it on YouTube.)

Jaune was fresh off another failed attempt at trying to woe Weiss, but this attempt was the most desperate and humiliating. A romantic serenade was... according to his father a shoe-in to win a lady's heart. Only one problem... Jaune couldn't play a guitar nor sing his way out of a wet paper-bag.

Jaune: Why do I even try?

Jaune wandered out to the courtyard, his newly purchased cheap guitar dragging on the ground. Turning to his right he made his way along the edge of Beacon towards the cliffs overlooking the Emerald Forest. Walking right past and underneath the third floor chemistry and dust lab.

In side the lab Russel and Dove considered what to do with the goop they had created and been told firmly by Doctor Oobleck to dispose of.

Dr. Oobleck: This is a mockery and desecration of Chemical Dust theory and practice! Dispose of it and try again... AND FOLLOW THE EXERCISE INSTRUCTIONS!

With the Doctor's words ringing in their ears the pair of despondent young huntsmen-in-training considered their disposal options. They of course chose the open window. The window Jaune was currently just walking past. The sludge like neon pinkish green goo was tossed out the window... and coated the unsuspecting and depressed Jaune from head to toe.

Jaune: What the fuck!

Ethereal Voice of Mama Arc: Language Jaune!

Jaune: Blech! It go in my mouth! Yuck! Gross!

High above on the third floor Russel and Dove return to their course work, totally ignorant of what they had just done... and let's be honest if they did see Jaune currently coated in their creation... they would laugh about it.

Jaune: I guess I'll go take a shower.

Thirty minutes later, Coco Adel the fashionista of Beacon was walking the corridor's of Beacon totally engrossed in how and who she was going to rope into performing with her at the upcoming... meaning tonight's Beacon Talent Show. I high pitched shriek of terror echoed through all of Beacon causing Coco to chamber her handbag and charge forward.

Coco: That came from the communal showers!

Coco closed the distance rapidly, and was just in time to see a utter sexpot of a long haired blond racing from the men's locker, wrapped in a massive fluffy towel. Her enchanting face a mask of utter terror, shock and confusion.

Jaune: What the fuck? How in the fuck?

Ethereal Voice of Mama Arc: Language Jaune!

Coco skidded to a stop, her heart suddenly beating rapidly not from exertion, but attraction.

Jaune: Why? Why? How? How in the f... fudge?

Coco returned her hand bag to her shoulder and sauntered forward an amorous smile on her face.

Coco: Hey.

Jaune: Ah! Coco? Coco! you have to help me!

Coco: How can I help you my darling enchantress? Anything with in my abilities is yours... especially me.

Jaune: Er... what?

Coco: You'll catch a cold if you stand about here in just a towel. Come with me, I'll get you something perfect to wear!

Jaune: Huh?

Forty minutes later found the newly feminine Jaune dressed too the nines in an elegant, and very stylish golden bronze evening style gown with four inch kitten heels, a plunging neck line and an open back.

Coco: Gods I want to have your babies!

Jaune: Er... what?

Coco: Come on we have to show you off. Let's go, the talent show starts soon, and you're going to be the star of the show!

Jaune: Wait! Talent show? I can't...

Coco: Of course you can babe. Oh, I should have asked this earlier, before the whole stripping and dressing you... what's your name my sweetest angel?

Jaune: Er... it's... Jaune?

Coco: Huh. Strange name for a beauty like you, but parent's can be weird with names. Though I know I've heard that name before.

Latching onto Jaune's wrist Coco proceeded to haul the reluctant Jaune off and towards the auditorium. Twenty minutes later, Jaune near on having a complete panic attack was waiting in the wings, to step on stage with Coco who was now decked out in a very revealing version of the Phantom of the Opera's costume.

Jaune: I can't do this. I can't sing... you have to let me go and find someone like Doctor Oobleck!

Coco: I don't get why, but after we perform, I'll help you find anyone or anything you want my sweet-pea.

Jaune: Coco I'm not... EEP!

The crowd murmured as Coco dragged Jaune onto the stage. No one knew who the blond angel was, but they all thought they could see a resemblance with a very well known goofy blond leader.

Jaune: I can't sing, Coco. We're going to be completely embarrassed!

Coco didn't react, as she began to dramatically move about Jaune in a rather overly and comically sexual-ish way. Jaune for his/her part was rooted to the stage. As the first notes of the music filtered through the sound system, Jaune closed his/her eyes and holding back tears of fear opened her mouth. She had no recourse, and hoped if her voice murdered Coco's musical choice she would be able to actually try and get help to revert back...

The auditorium fell completely silent. Coco froze in mid motion as the melodic voice of a heavenly host filled the air. No one bared breath. Jaune in utter shock at what he/she was doing stumbled for a second over the lyrics but easily caught his/herself. The music flowed through her. The power of her own voice spurring her on.

The standing ovation upon the completion of the song, broke Jaune and as Coco held her tightly, the crowd continued to applaud and cheer for an encore.

/==/ Five Years Later /==/

Coco: ... and that's how I found my soul mate, and my love learned she was meant for more than being a huntsmen... or rather a huntress.

Jade Adel-Arc (adopted 13 year old daughter): So mom used to be... a guy? That seems rather... improbable?

Coco: Yes, but don't try and think about it too much. J(a)une is much happier now, and so am I.

Jade: Is that why I find Grandpa-Arc crying sometimes?

Coco: unfortunately yes, honey. He's still has some stuff to work out.

Jade: Can we go for ice-cream after the show?

Coco: Of course sweetie. Now let's enjoy your mom's show.

Jade cuddled into her mom's side as her pirate costumed Mother stepped out onto the stage to thunderous applause.

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Little bit of Column A, little bit of Column B.

Though personally, I think Jeanne is in a constant state of crashing out. She deserves to let her freak out as reprieve. Maybe even experience some battle frenzy, if that makes sense.

I think Jeanne deserves to go apeshit and be a bit unhinged. Yknow, as a treat

do you mean like crashing out or Jeanne being a little freak

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Nah, add them to the pile. Think of the chaos we'll get when we add Nora to the bonfire. I would love to see Ren struggle with either trying to stop Nora from dragging him into this or him realizing how little he wants to stop her. Let's have Jeanne continue the legacy of Tai "The Whole Team" Xiao Long.

a harem fic with jeanne would actually be peak

like hell yeah I'd like to read about a bunch of girls obsessed with the failgirl tgirl in way over her head, that sounds awesome

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This is outside of my usual lurking around fandoms, but I started taking lampworking classes. The first 2 were done with help from my instructor and the rest are solo...yeah you can really tell 😬

Funny thing about the last one (the Marias): this one was my first attempt, while the others I made for practice were complete disasters. Could not tell you how that happens except beginner's luck. Also my friends asked if they were anal beads, so that was fun lol.

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The Rusted Knight (aka Jaune "faked Beacon transcripts/let's steal a military airship" Arc): I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was partnered with (see:engaged) a goddamn corporate SNITCH!

Yang: (Watching Schneeflix, Scroll buzzes, Answers) What's up, Rubes~?

Ruby: Hey, Yang, what's the Schneeflix password?.

Yang: Oh, the password? That's easy. The password is-

Red Huntress: YOU BROKE THE TERMS OF SERVICE.

Yang: Red Huntress, please! No! I swear, I'll never do it again!

Red Huntress: I KNOW...

Red Huntress: (Picks up door)

Red Huntress: BECAUSE YOU WON'T GET THE CHANCE.

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Cute inducement and Art Defense...

I might as well shit naked with how much I'm gonna be fighting for my life here.

I mean, MAYBE i got a good shot if i can use art pieces that aren't mine (imagine the Mona Lisa Dempsey Rolling these fuckers). I can barely draw stick figures, so if it needs to be by me, i might as well draw myself a gravestone.

Maybe they might show me some mercy for making them cute? Unless my concept of cute is their ugly, in which case, still fucked.

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

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I can imagine Nora rocking in this outfit for this. Perhaps without the skates (that's Neon's schtick)

Since your doing the DP and Wolverine prompts does this mean that Nora’s used Jaunes dead body as a weapon or just his sword?

Deadpool used Logan's bones because they are metal, so in this case I chose a third option that I came up with. --------------

Nora arrives at a forest where a cross marks the site of a grave.

Nora: (Narrating) For a long time, I wasn’t sure I’d ever be back. VIZ Media bought RWBY, there was a whole boring rights issue, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But then, it turned out that they wanted me! the one girl who shouldn’t even have her own show! That was all so stupid. Look, we know the title of this thing, so I know what you’re wondering. How are we going to do this without dishonoring Jaune's memory? And I’ll tell you how. We’re not.

Nora then starts digging

Nora: (Narrating) I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Jaune is not dead. Sure, it made for a perfect ending to a very sad story, but that’s not how his Aura boosting thing works. You think I want to be out here in beautiful downtown North of Vale, digging up the one and only Rusted Knight? No, thank you. But the fate of my entire world is at stake. He may not be living his best life, but he sure as hell ain’t dead.

Nora finally reaches the bottom and finds the coffin.

Nora: Bingo... Yahtzee...

She then begins to tear apart the coffin.

*Smack! Tap! Scratch! Bang!*

Nora: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

*Crack!*

She makes a hole in the coffin and then…

Nora: Damn it!

She didn't like what she found.

Nora: Son of a bitch! *Hits the cross* Fuck! Motherfucker! My world is fucked!

Moments later....

Nora leaning against a fallen tree

Nora: *Talking to his right while the camera is only focus on her* That was weird. I’m much calmer now. Look, I’m not a woman of science, but you seem incredibly passed away.

The camera zooms out to show a very dead and skeleton-like Jaune, but still wearing his armor.

Nora: But it’s good to see ya. I gotta be honest, I’ve always wanted to ride with you, Jaune. You and me, getting into a Ladypool and Rusted Knight. Just fucking shit up. Can you imagine the fun,... the chaos,... the residuals?

She then starts playing with Jaune's helmet.

Nora: (Mimicking Jaune's voice) That's right Nora. There’s nothing that’ll bring me back to life faster than a big bag of RWBY cash.

Nora: Me too, Jaune. *Gets upset* No, no, no, no. Ugh, he had to get all noble and die for real. God damn it! *Looks back at Jaune* I could really use your help right now.

Suddenly, a group of futuristic soldiers appear out of nowhere. Nora sees them and hides along with Jaune's corpse.

Nora: Wait! I’m warning you! I’m not alone!

Soldier: Nora Valkyrie! You’re under arrest by the Time Variance Authority. Too many crimes with this, come out!

Nora: I hate this guys.

Soldier: Last chance! Throw out your weapons and come out peacefully!

Nora: I’m not gonna give you my weapons! But I promise not to use them. *Looks at you the reader* Did you know that Jaune's armor is made by a lot of pieces together? Here we go, maximum effort.

Nora jumps out of her hiding spot, and uses Jaune's corpse as cover. The soldiers are confused.

Bye Bye Bye by NSYNC It starts to play.

Nora: *Looks at Jaune* Okay, Jaune. I guess we’re getting that team up after all.

Nora grabs a piece of Jaune's armor and throws it at one of the soldiers, killing him instantly. The other companions of the deceased are stunned, but seconds later they run towards them as more soldiers appear.

Nora takes two pieces of armor from Jaune's shoulders and uses them to stab two of the soldiers. One in the back, and the other one she slashes and then stabs him in the head. Following with a kick that makes the piece come out the other side of the guy.

She then uses her leg armor and begins to swing around, hitting the soldiers in the face. She knocks one to the right, another to the ground, and one to the left. She then takes her phone and takes a photo of herself kissing one of the deceased on the helmet.

She then takes both of Jaune's arm armors, bones and all, and begins to slap each and every one of them like it's a game. With what remains of the armor already shattered, she kills the remaining ones. I use Jaune's fingers to stab one of them. Jaune's head to hit another one in the genitals. What's left of the legs to stab quite hard right into the chest of another soldier who was running.

Nora: What is this?

Nora notices a part of the armor that looks like a sword handle and pulls it out. And just at that moment a blue sword blade appears as if it were a lightsaber.

Nora: *GASP!!!!* IT'S THE SWORD OF DESTRUCTION!!!

Nora: I am soaking wet right now.

Nora: (Narrating) To be clear, I’m not proud of any of this. The wanton violence, the whiff of necrophilia, it isn’t who I am, it isn’t who I wanna be. Who I wanna be? Well, to help you understand that, I gotta take you back. My little joy ride I took through space and time, to the day that changed everything.

Nora: (Narrating) But that will be for another day, because the idiot who wrote all this is a little tired.

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Once again, any Jaune ship:

Jaune: I once told my dad, as a joke, that I got an imaginary girlfriend.

Jaune: His response was "You know, you could do better."

Jaune: Not really sure what to make of that I said "Thanks, dad".

Jaune: He shook his head at that telling me that he was "Talking to my girlfriend".

Jaune: So yeah, I'm doing fine. How 'bout you?

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I'll try not to spoil too much if you haven't seen or played it, but i can imagine this Jaune giving a similar speech that Kratos gave during battle in God of War Ragnarok.

King of Olympics

Percy: hey jaune, what are you doing?

Jaune: oh I been checking out earth games and found this one it's about Aries.

Percy: really what is it call?

Jaune: it's call God of war.

Percy:

The gods:

Its funny, because when I plan on Jaune fighting titans/gods/ or just any immortal, it's just striaght up supposed to be brutal and bloody very much like God of War.

God of War really gave us the best ways to beat the shit out of gods so why not use it?

Though, trust me, Jaune's no Kratos, but in his Anger, Jaune goes fucking wild, like Jaune's got so much pent up rage, the moment he lets go... trust me, you don't wanna be on the other end of it.

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...you know...after thinking about it, it makes a surprising amount of sense

Ok, I'll bite. What have i missed that now I'm seeing Peter x Nebula all around now? I'm not complaining, just came out of nowhere. Is the new movie that subtle about it?

From guardian of the galaxy 3, james gunn, and nebula actress shipping it.

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Ok. this was awesome! Actually got me to watch the film too. Tho i gotta say: the concept this being paired with the song Who Will Know during the Fall or similarly dire and hopeless situation for this AU hasn't left my head since i thought it 😳. Like just pure "you've awakened the beast" now that the dragon AU is kinda hinting at. Awesome job!

Dragon Faunus AU: We see that Jaune has fire breath. But could we see something where after he learned how to use aura, maybe get something akin to aura breath? That or some godzilla traits and have him glow when he uses it now.

Gorjia eh?

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Who Will Know?

The log was ripped to shreds as, Jaune’s razor sharp talons tore through the hunk of would like paper. Ripped apart wood chips, and torn up metal plates littered the floor as a result of, Dr. Oobaleck’s rampant testing of his abilities.

Oobaleck: Excellent! Well done, Mr Arc. These test will prove highly valuable at testing the limits of your faunas abilities.

Jaune: Thanks for helping me with this Dr. I’m sure my friends could have help, but I’m not so sure about the whole data collecting aspect of it all.

Jaune, and his team, along with team RWBY made their way to the, Emerald Falls in order to run a series of test to determine, Jaune’s faunas ability. Considering his rather unique nature as a faunas, tests needed to be done. The only reason they were doing it outside was to be away from prying eyes.

And, potential property damage.

Oobaleck: Think nothing of it ! Why, this research opportunity is unlike any other I have been tasked to do. I relish the opportunity!

Jaune: Well, glad someone enjoying themselves, bar Nora…

As if on cue, Nora slammed another log before him with her usual wild eyed maniac gaze within her eyes.

Nora: Again!

Jaune: Must I? I mean, I’ve already shredded an entire tree. Possibly more than that.

Oobaleck: No, we have gained enough research on your talons, now it is time to test you ability to breath fire!

Yang: Whoo!

Ruby: Yes!

Nora: FINALLY!

His friends suddenly drew out sticks with marshmallows at the end of them, Jaune couldn’t help, but stare at his friends dumbfounded.

Jaune: Serious?! Is that the whole reason you’re here; For smores?!

Yang: Yes.

Ruby: Absolutely.

Nora: Hell yeah!

Jaune sighed as he turned his head as he looked towards the rest of his team.

Jaune: Can you believe…?

Jaune saw something that surprised him, but really shouldn’t have surprised him. The rest of his friends with marshmallows on sticks. What surprised him the most however was that, Weiss had several of them on the end of her rapier.

Jaune: Really? And, seriously, Weiss? I thought you would find smores too pedestrian for your refined pallet?

Weiss: I thought so too, then, Ruby shoved one in my mouth, and I became hooked to the taste of it! Now, less talking, more smore making!

Jaune: Oh gods…

Oobaleck: Now, now students! There will be time later for smores, class is still in session!

NPRRWBY: Naww…

Jaune: Yay!

Oobaleck: Now then, since we already know the much control you have on your flame. Lets see what happens when you let loose with your fire breath.

Jaune: Uhh…?

Jaune nervously looked around him, before addressing his teacher again.

Jaune: You want me to let loose with my fire breath…

Oobaleck: Yes.

Jaune: In the middle of a flammable forest?

Oobaleck: Worry not, Mr. Arc, Ms. Schnee’s surplus of, Dust should prevent any accidents from happening.

Jaune: Will it?

Weiss: Depends on how strong the fire is.

Jaune: Oh… Okay… Haa… Let’s do this then.

Oobaleck: Direct your fire to the tree in front of you. This one is relatively father away from the rest. This will prevent the fire from spread. Hopefully.

Jaune: I heard that.

Nora: Lest talking, more fire!

Jaune: Haa… Okay, let’s do this…

Jaune turned towards the tree, and took a deep breath, opened his mouth, and a torrent of fire erupted from his mouth. Growing bigger, and bigger as it drew farther away from, Jaune. A huge cloud of fire engulfed the tree, lighting it ablaze in seconds. Jaune held his flame for a few seconds, until he stopped admiring his handy work in a stunned, but an oddly thrilled feeling.

Yang: Whoa… That was intense…

Blake: That trees still green; ‘green’ trees are harder to burn, and yet this ones going up in smoke…

Ruby: You think we should have done this inside?

Pyrrha: Well, the fire alarms would have been triggered because of all the smoke so…?

Nora: Yes. Burn. Burn the trees, burn the city, burn the world… BURN…

Ren: Okay, semblance time for you.

As, Ren said that he channeled his semblance into, Nora, removing her maniacal smile as she fantasied about the world being engulfed in flame. Ren, then turned to, Weiss giving her a pointed look.

Ren: Weiss?

Weiss: Huw, what?

Ren: The fire?

Weiss: Oh yes, the fire!

With a few flicks of her wrist a glyph appeared above the tree, before dumping gallons of water atop the tree, instantly putting the fire out leaving them to watch a cloud of steam rise up from the trees charred remains.

Jaune: Whoa… Did I do that…?

Oobaleck: That is quite impressive; Your ability to produce a controlled jet of fire is akin to a flamethrower. Though naturally produced in your body it behaves like most like natural fuels used in modern flamethrowers. While testing your abilities we have determined that you can control it like a blow torch, with same fine percussion, and intensity required to melt metal plates. Here when you ‘let loose’ the flame will burn at a high heat, a high rate of intensity, and seemingly sticks to the target’s surface. Even though you were breathing fire for a few moments, you managed to go a few cm’s deep into the wood. This is quite the impressive natural weapon you posse, Mr. Arc.

Jaune: And, deadly… I should probably refrain from using this in training bouts, and matches.

Oobaleck: I agree; While running some tests on human, or faunas opponents would be advisable to understand the extents of your fire’s effects. I will ask you to refrain from doing so, because of the unknown potential affects of said fire.

Weiss: Wouldn’t, Jaune’s fire behave like the, Fire Dust I use in training matches?

Oobaleck: The effects of, Mr. Arc’s fire is similar, but acts differently to the effects of your, Dust, Ms. Schnee.

Weiss: How so?

Oobaleck: While you’re aura would act as a protective blanket preventing the fire from burning you, the fire will slowly be chipped away as you are bathed in fire. You therefore could easily avoid your aura from braking by moving out of the fire. However, even if it’s only a glancing blast of, Mr. Arc’s fire, it would not only take off a substantial chunk of your aura. What’s worse, the fire would stick to you until it is set out.

Yang: Meaning if my aura broke, and he bathed me in his fire, it would still be on me, then I would get set on fire?!

Oobaleck: Correct. The results of which would be quite… severe.

Pyrrha: Uhh… Save the fire for the, Grimm then, Jaune.

Jaune: Will the fire go out with the, Grimm though?

Blake: You will have to test that out, Jaune.

Jaune: Should I?

Ruby: Carry some, Water Dust on you incase there’s a fire.

Jaune: That could work, so long as I don’t eat them when I get thirsty again.

Weiss: Wait, did you say you eat dust?

Oobaleck: On to the next test! Mr. Arc, I want you to breath fire until you run out!

Jaune: Testing my capacity?

Oobaleck: Exactly! Begin when you are ready, Mr. Arc.

Jaune: Okay…

Jaune opened his mouth again, and a torrent of fire erupted from his his mouth settling the tree ablaze in seconds.

The others watched in stunned amazement as his fire burrowed deeper into the tree, creating a hole of fire from the shear ferocity of the fire.

Yang: Okay… I think the passing glance would incinerate you.

Blake: Least it would be quick.

Pyrrha: I don’t think that’s a comforting thought.

Nora: BURN!

Ruby: Uhh… Ren, she’s doing it again…

Ren: On it.

Weiss: Is he opening his mouth wider?

Pyrrha: Yeah, I can see his fangs.

Jaune’s mouth had indeed widened, and his fangs popping upward as the force that he was breathing fire seemed to intensify. Causing the fire to burn hotter, and harder, reducing the tree to ashes in seconds.

Pyrrha: Hmm… His stance is becoming more rigid, and he seems to be flexing his muscles to maintain his posture.

Yang: Not to mention his flame is growing stronger since he started doing that.

Blake: How intense is his flame going to get…?

Nora: Oh cool! Jaune’s hair is glowing!

Pyrrha: Wait, what?!

As, Jaune’s fire breath was intensifying in it’s rampant destruction, his hair started to glow to a golden white hue that shined like a flashlight in the darkness. They watched that while his hair started to glow brighter, the blue flames erupting from his mouth started to narrow in its wide berth, but strengthen even more in its intensity until…

A narrow beam of golden white fire erupted from his mouth, blasting through a dozen trees within fractions of a second. They watched in what could only be stunned horror as, Jaune’s head moved side to side, cutting a large swath of the forest in seconds.

Jaune continue to breath fire until his head suddenly shot up, and his mouth snapped shut. His fire was extinguished as steam seeming rising out from his mouth as his lips devolved into a deep snarl. The glow of his hair slowly faded as a deep guttural growl echoed deep from within his mouth as he servied the destruction he wrought upon the forest.

Jaune: Haaa…

Jaune: …

Jaune: Well… Ain’t that something?

Jaune turned to look at his friends, teammates, and teachers, all of whom seemed to look on in stunned horror at the raw destruction, Jaune had wrought upon a whole forest in a matter of seconds. Even, Dr. Oobaleck looked on in shear shock for a few minutes before he managed to collect himself, and continue on with the test.

Oobaleck: That was quite… Impressive, Mr. Arc, I did not expect your fire to… evolve as it did, and cause such rampant destruction within a few seconds.

Jaune: That’s putting it lightly…

Oobaleck: Indeed. Stay where you are, Mr. Arc, I need to add additional tests considering these new developments. Ms. Rose would you be so kind to measure the distance from, Mr. Arc to the end of his beam of fire? Ms. Rose?

Ruby, just like everyone else couldn’t help but stare on dumbstruck at the shear chaos, Jaune had inflicted on the forest.

Oobaleck: Ms. Rose!

Ruby: Huw?! What? Yes?!

Oobaleck: Could you measure the distance from, Mr. Arc to the end of the blast radius?

Ruby: Oh yeah, sure, on it!

Ruby placed the beacon at, Jaune’s feet, before exploding into a cloud of rose petals darting to the end. She was gone for nearly two minutes before, Ruby darted back with her head covered in a sheen of sweat.

Ruby: Whoa… It’s really hot over there…

Oobaleck: That is to be expected; The shear amount of damage, and the speed of which he did so shows the shear amount of heat was capable of producing. Now then; What was the measured distance you acquired, Ms. Rose?

Ruby: It was… 1.3 kms.

Jaune: Seriously?!

Ruby: Yeah… I checked it twice just to be sure.

Jaune: Okay, no letting lose with my fire then.

Weiss: Yeah, I think that would be a good I…? Hey… Have your horns grown bigger?

Jaune: Huw?

Jaune’s hands reached up to his head, and touched the bumps where his horns were only to feel two long bone’s extruding from the top of his head. They were two inches long, and one, and a half inches wide. They curved along the top of his head before moving upward to a peak of a crown at the end.

Jaune: Okay… That is an unexpected development… Do they… do they look good?

Blake: They look… great really.

Ruby: Yeah! They’re white with golden tips.

Pyrrha: It looks like you’re growing a crown.

Jaune: A crown? A natural crown… Sounds cool.

Oobaleck: And, yet they have grown at such an exceptional rate. It should have taken at least a month for them to reach this stage in their development. Perhaps it was due to the serge of power you were displaying during your blast.

Ren: Perhaps it was happening while his hair was glowing.

Jaune: My hair was glowing?

Pyrrha: A bright white! It was quite pretty really…

Jaune: Huw… We’ll have to check the film later then.

Oobaleck: Indeed we will. But, we are not done yet! We still have one more test left to do!

Jaune: We have more test to complete?! What’s left?

Oobaleck: To test your capacity to withstand fire.

Jaune: My capacity to do what?!

Oobaleck: Ms. Schnee, at your nearest convenience.

Weiss: Sorry, Jaune. But, it has to be done.

Weiss spun the revolver on her weapon as she activated the fire dust, then she pointed at, Jaune and a glyph appeared under his feet, and his eyes went wide in shock, and fear. He held out his hand as panic flooded his face.

Jaune: NONONONONO WAIT!

An exsplosion of fire erupted underneath, Jaune burning the ground beneath his feet. The blast last only half a minute, but the flame burned at a such a high temperature that when it stopped they were faced with three very prominent facts:

1: Jaune was indeed fire proof.

2: Jaune was absolutely furious.

And, 3: He was naked.

Ruby: EEP?!!

Ren: Uh oh…

Weiss: Ahh! Put that away!

Blake: Holy hell…

Nora: Hehe! Told you he had a zweihänder~!

Yang: Damn!!! You had that inside you?!

Pyrrha: Ha! Wait until you see it when it’s hard~!

Oobaleck: Impressive, Mr. Arc! You are capable of withstanding several hundred degrees! It may have only been a few seconds, but I hypothesize you could endure for several minutes, maybe even our since the fire had no affects upon your body!

Jaune: That’s… Nice…?!

Weiss: I-I-I’m so sorry, J-Jaune I didn’t mean to… Uhh…?! H-Help?!

Jaune snarled as a deep growl escaped his lips, he was furious, absolutely furious. He reached down and grabbed the chest piece, the straps burning off in the intense heat with the rest of his clothes. With this one piece from his armour, he coupd at least give himself a sense of dignity as he stared them down.

Yang: Uhhh… J-Jaune… E-Everything okay…?

Jaune: You ever… Any of you! Ever do that to me again; I will burn you… Okay…?

Ruby: N-Noted!

Weiss: S-Sorry, I just… Uhh…?!

Jaune: Now if you’ll excuse me… I need to… Redress myself… When my armour cooled, can you bring it to my room?

Nora: Can do fearless leader!

Jaune: Thank you!

Pyrrha: I-I-I’ll come with you, Jaune!

And, with that, the two members of, Team JNPR, leaving the others to deal with the aftermath of the tests. The other were left standing their many of the females of the group with a deep blush across their faces. For all, but one however; for, Dr. Oobaleck was having the time of his life with all the new found information he had gathered on, Jaune.

Oobaleck: Well, that was a resounding success! Wouldn’t you say so students? Students?

///

The inspirational music for this particular prompt.

It’s a great song.

Till later then.

[kyoshisimp]

A Swimsuits Appeal

Ruby: Whoo! Let’s hit the pool everyone!

Yang: Lets go!

Nora: Cannonball!

(SPASH!)

Nora: Ahhaha! How was that, Ren?

Ren: Quite impressive, Nora. But, do that at the deeper end next time.

Nora: Okay!

Blake: It was nice of, Miss Schnee to let us use her indoor pool.

Jaune: I’ll say, it gives us all a well needed chance to relax.

Blake: Speaking of, Schnee’s, where is, Weiss?

Jaune: Still getting changed I guess?

Weiss: You are quite right, Jaune.

Jaune: Hey, Weiss are you… ready…?

Weiss: I’m ready. Going in for a swim sounds so refreshing after all we have been doing lately, don’t you agree, Winter?

Winter: A swim sounds nice, and all, but I am more looking forward to sinking myself into the jacuzzi later. Oh hi, Jaune~!

Jaune: H-Hi, Winter. You look nice…

Winter: Oh, why thank you, Jaune. We got our new swimsuits after we went on a family shopping trip.

Jaune: Family?

Willow: Well, since you were going swimming, I thought I might as well join in on the fun. Although, I too am looking forward to relaxing in the jacuzzi more than swimming. Are you planning on joining us, Jaune?

Jaune: I-In the jacuzzi?

Willow: Yes, in the jacuzzi~!

Jaune: S-S-Sure! I’m looking forward to it.

Willow: Marvellous~!

Winter: I’m looking forward to it.

Weiss: See you in the pool, Jaune.

Jaune: Y-Yeah… Oh, and ladies!

Willow: Yes, Jaune~?

Jaune: Your swimsuits… T-They look quite fetching on you… On all of you

Willow: Oh… Why thank you, Jaune.

Winter: Told you one pieces were my style.

Weiss: I never denied that.

Winter: Yes you did.

Weiss: No I didn’t!

Jaune: …

Blake: …

Jaune: Fuuuuuuck! They look so damn hot!

Blake: They look nice, but I wouldn’t say the look hot. I think I look far more fetching in my bikini~!

Jaune: Ahh, Blake… You, and your unsophisticated plebeian tastes.

Blake: Excuse me?

Jaune: Don’t you know that the one piece swimsuit is the ultimate expression in ladies swimwear to emphasize the raw sexual appeal of any woman?

Blake: I… What?

Jaune: You think a bikini is more sexy than a one piece, why is that?

Blake: Because it shows more skin.

Jaune: Is that it?

Blake: What more is there to it? The smaller bikini the more skin you get to see; seeing all a women has to offer right there in front of you. It’s like catching someone in their underwear, but your actually allowed to check them out~!

Jaune: Ahh! You have such a boorish taste. Something you no doubt got from those third rate porn books you described as high literature.

Blake: Excuse me?!

Jaune: You see, the one piece is superior because of one simple fact: It hides everything, but hints towards everything~!

Blake: W-What does that mean?

Jaune: You see a bikini shows off everything; you know what the subtleness of a woman’s curves are, you can clearly see how well endowed a woman, how well defined the fullness of a woman rear is. And if they wear an even smaller bikini you see more, but their is no beauty in such apparel that gets the blood boiling with desire, and unbridled lust. It is quite simple really, very boring, and only alluring to those with such simplistic pallets such as yourself.

Blake: Then why is a one piece better then, you can’t see anything?!

Jaune: True, there is nothing really to see, but with the mind there is everything to see!

Blake: Meaning?

Jaune: As I said, in a bikini you see everything a woman has to offer in a bikini, but in a one piece it hints at everything she has to offer. It shows off how well endowed her bosom is, but since you can’t see her flesh precisely, your mind starts to wonder, and think of so many possibilities. Tell me; what do you think your mind starts to think about?

Blake: About how she looks without her one piece on. And, i-is her one piece holding them back, a-and making them look smaller… If so… H-How big is she actually…?

Jaune: Precisely, but there is more! They fully encompass her chest, so you get to see the shape of her chest, you know how big it appears to be. But, what is worse, it is that it is tight across her body. However, that makes it all the more tantalizing in the long run~!

Blake: How so?

Jaune: Look at, Yang, she’s wearing a bikini, and you can clearly see how well they bounce to, and fro don’t you?

Blake: They are… q-quite bouncy…

Jaune: Now, look at, Willow, do see such a heavy bounce in her full breasts?

Blake: N-No… They’re just there barely moving…

Jaune: But, what if they weren’t? What if they were bouncing about; would they look as good as, Yang’s, or even better?

Blake: T-They’re bigger, so…?

Jaune: Oh such dry, simple tastes you have, you will never experienced the many succulent flavours of a woman’s body at this rate.

Blake: Flavours of the body?

Jaune: Let’s move on shall we: Look at, Winter, do you see how her bodysuit so snuggly is wrapped around her waist?

Blake: Yes.

Jaune: Do you see how tight it appears around her wide hips of hers?

Blake: Yes…

Jaune: Doesn’t that make you want to run your hands down her body? To feel how it rises, and falls under your touch.

Blake: Y-Yes…

Jaune: So imagine your hands running higher up her body, tracing her succulent curves of her chest. To learn what it truly feels like to embrace a woman’s hour glass figure~!

Blake: Oh gods…

Jaune: Now look to, Weiss.

Blake: O-Okay…

Jaune: Notice how her swimsuit hugs her shapely rear, how it almost perfectly maps out her smooth curves.

Blake: Shapely…

Jaune: Don’t you want to just pull at the edge of her swimsuit, to let it go, and see how her butt ripples upon the impact. How the sound will echo within your ears. And, the moan that escapes her lips. Don’t want you to hear that?

Blake: Oh gods yes…

Jaune: Well, now that you understand how intoxicating a woman wearing a one piece can be, now imagine the best part.

Blake: T-There’s something better than what you’ve been describing…?!

Jaune: You’ve successfully imagined a woman wearing a one piece, now imagine them taking it off.

Blake: T-Taking it off…?

Jaune: When it comes to a flimsy bikini like yours, you just pull a couple of strings, and it falls to yhe ground, then you’ll go out it in like those third rate porn videos you like to pleasure yourself to.

Blake: How did you know that?!

Jaune: I didn’t, you just a basic bitch, so it’s not hard to assume what your interests on.

Blake: I-I’m not a basic bitch…

Jaune: I highly doubt that. Now, back to a lady in a one piece. When you take off her swimsuit, your arms will be across her body. Running up, and down her body as you press yourself against her. Feeling her body against you only being block by a thin piece of fabric. But, your hands have to run up her shoulders, to peel of the straps that have been stuck to her body. Then you pull them off revealing that succulent chest you have been fantasizing about, then you run your hands down her waist, peeling more of her swimsuit off, revealing more, and more of her succulent body in the bare flesh until it’s all gone. All the while your mind is running wild with the desire to kiss her all across her body. Passion runs you rampant as you crave to squeeze her body, to feel the softness of her skin upon your hands. Your body burning with lust to claim her as yours, and yours alone. Do you feel that, Blake, the desire, the lust, and the passion coursing through your body?

Blake: Yes~! Yes, I’m feeling it~!

Jaune: Then let’s do something about it~?

Blake: What do you recommend we do then~?

Jaune: This!

Blake: Wha?! Ahhh?!

(SPLASH!)

Yang: Haha! Nice one, Jaune!

Jaune: Thank you, thank you very much!

Blake: Bhaa! Why did you do that?!

Jaune: You looked like you needed to cool off.

Blake: You asshole!

Jaune: Maybe. Now if you’ll excuse me, some ladies require my attention. Tata~!

Blake: Grrrrrrrr!

Ruby: You okay, Blake?

Yang: Yeah, you look a little upset. Was it because, Jaune pushed you into the pool?

Blake: …

Blake: I should have bought a one piece swimsuit…

Yang: Eh?

Ruby: What?

Blake: I will have my revenge you stupid sexy blond! You hear me! I will have my revenge!

Ruby: What is she talking about?

Yang: Beats me.

Ruby: Okay then.

[kyoshisimp]

Hmm... yknow, i know very little about the Justice League Green Lantern comics and the abilities of the White Lanterns but reading through the abilities and trying to see how to apply it to something in Rwby....

This gives me an idea. A wonderful idea. An awfully wonderful idea~

[kyoshisimp]

You know...I'm starting to see why your pairing of Jaune x Coco works. They both are horny on main for the beauty of women while somehow managing to find a way to make it sound both refined yet tantalizing. And their understanding of fashion to highlight and emphasize a person's looks. Bravo

A Swimsuits Appeal

Ruby: Whoo! Let’s hit the pool everyone!

Yang: Lets go!

Nora: Cannonball!

(SPASH!)

Nora: Ahhaha! How was that, Ren?

Ren: Quite impressive, Nora. But, do that at the deeper end next time.

Nora: Okay!

Blake: It was nice of, Miss Schnee to let us use her indoor pool.

Jaune: I’ll say, it gives us all a well needed chance to relax.

Blake: Speaking of, Schnee’s, where is, Weiss?

Jaune: Still getting changed I guess?

Weiss: You are quite right, Jaune.

Jaune: Hey, Weiss are you… ready…?

Weiss: I’m ready. Going in for a swim sounds so refreshing after all we have been doing lately, don’t you agree, Winter?

Winter: A swim sounds nice, and all, but I am more looking forward to sinking myself into the jacuzzi later. Oh hi, Jaune~!

Jaune: H-Hi, Winter. You look nice…

Winter: Oh, why thank you, Jaune. We got our new swimsuits after we went on a family shopping trip.

Jaune: Family?

Willow: Well, since you were going swimming, I thought I might as well join in on the fun. Although, I too am looking forward to relaxing in the jacuzzi more than swimming. Are you planning on joining us, Jaune?

Jaune: I-In the jacuzzi?

Willow: Yes, in the jacuzzi~!

Jaune: S-S-Sure! I’m looking forward to it.

Willow: Marvellous~!

Winter: I’m looking forward to it.

Weiss: See you in the pool, Jaune.

Jaune: Y-Yeah… Oh, and ladies!

Willow: Yes, Jaune~?

Jaune: Your swimsuits… T-They look quite fetching on you… On all of you

Willow: Oh… Why thank you, Jaune.

Winter: Told you one pieces were my style.

Weiss: I never denied that.

Winter: Yes you did.

Weiss: No I didn’t!

Jaune: …

Blake: …

Jaune: Fuuuuuuck! They look so damn hot!

Blake: They look nice, but I wouldn’t say the look hot. I think I look far more fetching in my bikini~!

Jaune: Ahh, Blake… You, and your unsophisticated plebeian tastes.

Blake: Excuse me?

Jaune: Don’t you know that the one piece swimsuit is the ultimate expression in ladies swimwear to emphasize the raw sexual appeal of any woman?

Blake: I… What?

Jaune: You think a bikini is more sexy than a one piece, why is that?

Blake: Because it shows more skin.

Jaune: Is that it?

Blake: What more is there to it? The smaller bikini the more skin you get to see; seeing all a women has to offer right there in front of you. It’s like catching someone in their underwear, but your actually allowed to check them out~!

Jaune: Ahh! You have such a boorish taste. Something you no doubt got from those third rate porn books you described as high literature.

Blake: Excuse me?!

Jaune: You see, the one piece is superior because of one simple fact: It hides everything, but hints towards everything~!

Blake: W-What does that mean?

Jaune: You see a bikini shows off everything; you know what the subtleness of a woman’s curves are, you can clearly see how well endowed a woman, how well defined the fullness of a woman rear is. And if they wear an even smaller bikini you see more, but their is no beauty in such apparel that gets the blood boiling with desire, and unbridled lust. It is quite simple really, very boring, and only alluring to those with such simplistic pallets such as yourself.

Blake: Then why is a one piece better then, you can’t see anything?!

Jaune: True, there is nothing really to see, but with the mind there is everything to see!

Blake: Meaning?

Jaune: As I said, in a bikini you see everything a woman has to offer in a bikini, but in a one piece it hints at everything she has to offer. It shows off how well endowed her bosom is, but since you can’t see her flesh precisely, your mind starts to wonder, and think of so many possibilities. Tell me; what do you think your mind starts to think about?

Blake: About how she looks without her one piece on. And, i-is her one piece holding them back, a-and making them look smaller… If so… H-How big is she actually…?

Jaune: Precisely, but there is more! They fully encompass her chest, so you get to see the shape of her chest, you know how big it appears to be. But, what is worse, it is that it is tight across her body. However, that makes it all the more tantalizing in the long run~!

Blake: How so?

Jaune: Look at, Yang, she’s wearing a bikini, and you can clearly see how well they bounce to, and fro don’t you?

Blake: They are… q-quite bouncy…

Jaune: Now, look at, Willow, do see such a heavy bounce in her full breasts?

Blake: N-No… They’re just there barely moving…

Jaune: But, what if they weren’t? What if they were bouncing about; would they look as good as, Yang’s, or even better?

Blake: T-They’re bigger, so…?

Jaune: Oh such dry, simple tastes you have, you will never experienced the many succulent flavours of a woman’s body at this rate.

Blake: Flavours of the body?

Jaune: Let’s move on shall we: Look at, Winter, do you see how her bodysuit so snuggly is wrapped around her waist?

Blake: Yes.

Jaune: Do you see how tight it appears around her wide hips of hers?

Blake: Yes…

Jaune: Doesn’t that make you want to run your hands down her body? To feel how it rises, and falls under your touch.

Blake: Y-Yes…

Jaune: So imagine your hands running higher up her body, tracing her succulent curves of her chest. To learn what it truly feels like to embrace a woman’s hour glass figure~!

Blake: Oh gods…

Jaune: Now look to, Weiss.

Blake: O-Okay…

Jaune: Notice how her swimsuit hugs her shapely rear, how it almost perfectly maps out her smooth curves.

Blake: Shapely…

Jaune: Don’t you want to just pull at the edge of her swimsuit, to let it go, and see how her butt ripples upon the impact. How the sound will echo within your ears. And, the moan that escapes her lips. Don’t want you to hear that?

Blake: Oh gods yes…

Jaune: Well, now that you understand how intoxicating a woman wearing a one piece can be, now imagine the best part.

Blake: T-There’s something better than what you’ve been describing…?!

Jaune: You’ve successfully imagined a woman wearing a one piece, now imagine them taking it off.

Blake: T-Taking it off…?

Jaune: When it comes to a flimsy bikini like yours, you just pull a couple of strings, and it falls to yhe ground, then you’ll go out it in like those third rate porn videos you like to pleasure yourself to.

Blake: How did you know that?!

Jaune: I didn’t, you just a basic bitch, so it’s not hard to assume what your interests on.

Blake: I-I’m not a basic bitch…

Jaune: I highly doubt that. Now, back to a lady in a one piece. When you take off her swimsuit, your arms will be across her body. Running up, and down her body as you press yourself against her. Feeling her body against you only being block by a thin piece of fabric. But, your hands have to run up her shoulders, to peel of the straps that have been stuck to her body. Then you pull them off revealing that succulent chest you have been fantasizing about, then you run your hands down her waist, peeling more of her swimsuit off, revealing more, and more of her succulent body in the bare flesh until it’s all gone. All the while your mind is running wild with the desire to kiss her all across her body. Passion runs you rampant as you crave to squeeze her body, to feel the softness of her skin upon your hands. Your body burning with lust to claim her as yours, and yours alone. Do you feel that, Blake, the desire, the lust, and the passion coursing through your body?

Blake: Yes~! Yes, I’m feeling it~!

Jaune: Then let’s do something about it~?

Blake: What do you recommend we do then~?

Jaune: This!

Blake: Wha?! Ahhh?!

(SPLASH!)

Yang: Haha! Nice one, Jaune!

Jaune: Thank you, thank you very much!

Blake: Bhaa! Why did you do that?!

Jaune: You looked like you needed to cool off.

Blake: You asshole!

Jaune: Maybe. Now if you’ll excuse me, some ladies require my attention. Tata~!

Blake: Grrrrrrrr!

Ruby: You okay, Blake?

Yang: Yeah, you look a little upset. Was it because, Jaune pushed you into the pool?

Blake: …

Blake: I should have bought a one piece swimsuit…

Yang: Eh?

Ruby: What?

Blake: I will have my revenge you stupid sexy blond! You hear me! I will have my revenge!

Ruby: What is she talking about?

Yang: Beats me.

Ruby: Okay then.

[kyoshisimp]

Unholy abomination plush? And sera? (Kidding i love them both) GIVE

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈✨

Sera and Lili plushies are out now! Only for a limited time on Makeship.com

[Sera Plush / Lili Plush / Webtoon]

[kyoshisimp]

Jaune: if you wash the dishes, I'll play with your hair later

Yang:...

*dishes cleaned at record speed (with one or two porcelain casualties) *

Yang: “Close your eyes, I have a surprise!”

Jaune: “You did the dishes?”

Yang: “I said surprise, not miracle.”

Jaune: dishes don't wash themselves!

Yang: SHUT UP!

[kyoshisimp]

The heart of his power's within him

Question: Who remembers this show?