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Random funny Black Friday headcanon
Wiggly chose Linda entirely at random.
Like he just sat in the Black & White
Spun a wheel with the names of the people inside the mall
It landed on Linda, and so he tells Wilbur: This woman has been chosen long ago to bring about my birth
Long ago, being 5 min ago
And Wilbur, of course believes him
#hatchetfield#black friday#wiggog y'wrath#wiggly#wilbur cross#uncle wiley#hatchetfield universe#linda monroe#headcanon
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I just realised that a few days ago I sketched true forms for the Lords in Black. While I am not really happy yet, I think I should post the sketches, just to encourage myself to actually work on them, cause people could see em.
These are pretty meh, but it's been a while since I seriously drew something so I think it's fine
The photos themselves are also pretty bad cause I just send them to a friend for criticism and currently can't take new ones
First of Wiggly
Ignore the light and the fact that I tried giving him octopus pupils.
He looks the most like his plushie, cause genuinely I don't think there is much to do with him.
I gave him tentacle legs tho cause his "Oh, you'll hardly miss it. We just want what you cherish most. That's all!" Very strongly reminds me of Ursulas "I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is - your voice."

Now Pokey
Considering that Pokey is my least favourite Lord (cause I hold a grudge, but like in the end, I love all the lords), this is my favourite design of all of them.
I was a lil inspired by Rom, the Vacuous Spider, from Bloodborne.
(btw unrelated, T B Skyens Boss Designs of Bloodborne series on YouTube is really good I was listening to that while drawing all of these)

Next we have Blinky
With Blinky I had the most fucking problems, because I just did not know what to do with him and I didn't just wanna make him into a mass with eyes. So now he's an owl with a bunch of eyes. Ah and 4 wings cause he didn't look supernatural enough
The drawing itself is pretty okay though

Next up Tinky
Can't say much about him, cause that is a goat. That is just a goat. A goat where the front is a skeleton and the back is fine, but still just a goat.
The concept was that his front has fully rotted and the further back along his body you go the less rotted he becomes. But it just doesn't really come across I think

And last but not least Nibbly
My second fav Lord in Black, but I hate this design I made the most.
The design feels all over the place and I tried to follow a little bit of his description from Honey Queen.
It's just not good.
I am a big fan of the chest mouth tho.
The idea was to keep the long neck and give him an emaciated pigs body to symbolise his eternal hunger. Idk man

#hatchetfield#lords in black#the lords in black#wiggog y'wrath#pokotho#bliklotep#tnoy karaxis#nibblenephim#wiggly#pokey#tinky#nibbly#starkid
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Do you guys think that in the Hatchetfield Universe, Cthulhu (like general Lovecraft lore, as in the stories not the actual eldritch beings) exists?
Is he in-universe inspired by Wiggly, then?
Would Wiggly hate Cthulhu? Would he be amused? Would he love him?
Was Wilbur Cross a fan of lovecraftian horror? Did he fall for Wiggly a lil quicker because of it?
I have no idea where this train of thought was gonna go...
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When was I supposed to realize that Pokey has a Stonemask because of the damned meteor???
????
Like it's so obvious even, like his face has holes like a meteor.
I feel so incredibly dumb for just now realising this
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Just had a random thought while listening to Made in America. So we all know Wiggly speaks in Uwu speak and like he probably does it to be condescending as fuck, but I just thought about another reason.
So Lex says that he promises to "fix all the holes", I can't remember the exact phrase, but it was something to that effect.
And I just thought about that and thought about the fact that Uwu Speak is also kinda child like.
Which made me think, what if this is another way for him to manipulate people, because a lot of people think that having a child will fix things, with a prime example of course being Linda Monroe.
Idk if that made any sense, but it's just a thought I had
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So I just got this ad for Bing and it's AI chat function and cause I was bored I decided to fuck around with it. So I asked it about Hatchetfield characters. And it's just wrong about some of this shit, so I started correcting it and it just tells me I am wrong.
I will now share a Screenshot about what it is correcting me about. It is also meanwhile linking me to the Hatchetfield Wiki

It also told me that Hannah and Tim are big fans of Wiggly and other stuff.
Also did you guys know that Lex was played by Jon Matteson, who is also the actor of Ted.
When I read that I died inside a little
#hatchetfield#ted spankoffski#sam sweetly#charlotte sweetly#alice woodward#becky barnes#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#i am in pain
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