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La Petite Bookworm
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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If one must flirt… flirt with danger.
The final year of Finishing School for our proper young killing machines is now in session.
Start reading Gail Carriger’s Finishing School - Book the Fourth: Manners & Mutiny here.
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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I have no doubt you are familiar with the fan and sprinkle maneuver, students. After all, there have been numerous pamphlets published on the subject.
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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A young lady of quality can never be too charitable when it comes to finishing her enemies. After all, it is better to give than receive.
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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Basic Fainting Technique
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Once the gentleman has been manipulated into position, the lady may proceed with her intended mission. But whether the objective is to steal some secret prototype off his personage, or place a wooden hair stick through his heart, be certain it is done without wrinkling your dress.
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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Vampire Defense
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A difficult lesson, but necessary. Any reputable school ought to offer at least one course in vampire defense. Eton has three.
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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How to Ride a Werewolf
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Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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Current read 📖
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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There was not enough Rose Granger-Weasley in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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Scorpius Malfoy is my fave.
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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Ummm....
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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“There is a giant whoosh of light. A smash of noise. And time stops. And then it turns over, thinks a bit, and begins spooling backwards, slow at first...And then it speeds up. And then there's a sucking noise. And a BANG."
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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So I just started reading Harry Potter and the Cursed Child and I gotta say, I really adore Scorpius Malfoy so far. He's too adorable and nothing how I imagined the son of Draco Malfoy to be.
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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“Lightning has no mercy.”
It’s been a while since I want to draw something from the Red Queen series (Victoria Aveyard), so here is Mare! (not 100% accurate, I took some liberties with her clothes) Glass Sword was really amazing, and i’m dying waiting for the third book.
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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I hate love triangles. The only love triangle I'm interested in is a slice of pizza.
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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When you’re reading red queen and find out about Maven (x)
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lapetitebookworm · 9 years ago
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I was also like "oh maven is so kind and lovely - poor maven, always the shadow and the forgotten prince - aww, maven helps the scarlet guard, he wants to change something" - AND THE ?!? I take it back. Just no. Nooo. 😫
Right??! I was rooting for him!! I even started to dislike Cal a tiny bit. How dare he??! HOW DARE HE DO THAT TO US
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