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the more I think about Lottie S3E4 the angrier I get

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i fear this might be controversial but i lowkey feel like having an adult timeline is restricting how far the show can go. like i wish it just them surviving and a flashback timeline where we could learn more about the characters lives and childhoods…

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okay I've calmed down, I'm a Shauna supporter once again

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Cannot believe we live in a world where adult Misty is the most mentally sane and overall has the healthiest coping mechanisms.

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“THE WILDERNESS WILL SAVE HIM! THE WILDERNESS WILL CHOOSE THE TRUTH” - I scream as they cart me away in a straight jacket.

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The White House Twitter account posted “asmr” videos of DEPORTATIONS

What the actual fuck

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Rewatching S1 of The Boys. I really do miss when Homelander was this all powerful threat, and not a Donald Trump stand-in.

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Okay but seriously LET MICHAEL HAVE SASS.

Slasher movie remakes have done this weird pivot, where they suck all the personality out of their slashers and make them stock “big bad with weapon” villains. (I’m looking at you TCM 2022).

LET THE VILLAINS HAVE PERSONALITY. Let them be a little goofy. A little silly.

Whenever I’m sad I think about the fact that Michael Myers does have a sense of humor because this fucker absolutely put on a sheet and some glasses and was like ‘this will be the greatest prank on planet earth just u fuckin wait’

AND IT WORKED SHE HAD NO FUCKIN CLUE

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They get distracted easily :((

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Things that are better than sex:

1. when a masked character does the head tilt thingy

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Horror icons

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Norman: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Ghostface: Not if they consent to it.

Michael Myers: Depends on who you stab.

Y/N: YES?!?

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Y/N: I’m going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Michael Myers: I’m going to do those crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crimes podcast

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Brahms: [looking at Michael, Leatherface, Jason, Candyman, and Freddy]

Brahms: How come everyone else’s twisted backstory gave them super strength and mad skills, and all I got were trust issues and anxiety?

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Y/N: One of these days, I’m going to say “fight me” to the wrong person and they’re just going to deck me.

Michael Myers: Oh, that day is closer than you think.

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:3

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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended