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Red Son: don’t talk to me ever again…

Y/n: What?! I’m just saying your Mom’s hot

Red Son: SHUT UUUPPP!!!!

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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

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The random thing that popped in my head:

Trey: hey (y/n) I wanted to thank you for helping me out yesterday, what’s you’re favorite fruit?

Y/n: hmmm… I’m gonna have to say pomegranates..

Idia: *choking and coughing in the back*

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Update: I finally got paid and went back to target for him… ONLY TO SEE HE WAS GONE!!! IM SAD BECAUSE NOW I HAVE TO ONLINE NOW AND WE ALL KNOW HOW MY HISTORY WITH ANAZON IS….. NOT GREAR FOR THISE WHO DONT KNOW

Y’all wanna hear my sad story from yesterday

So I’m really excited about the new Mario movie for no one but Jack Bowser (and also I took that infamous Big Kink Survey and it said I’m as kinky as Bowser (idk what it means either) so it fueled my excitement) so I went to target and I saw A Bowser Plush and it said it was 10$ and I was broke but I could pay for 10 …. ONLY FOR THE MACHINE TO TELL ME IT WAS $34 AND I DID NOT HAVE THAT MONEY AND I HAD TO PUT HIM BACK…… rip me and my loss for a Bowser plush

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Same energy as that fucking clown meme

Like to slap him on his bald head

Reblog to smooch

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Gojo: Idk man, she’s been kinda distant and just aloof

Geto: Hmm, well… she’s probably sad my dude…

Gojo: Sad?

Geto: Yeah S.A.D. SAD.

Gojo: I know what Sad means but what should I do? Comfort her?

Geto: *smirks* Yeah. Give her a shoulder to put her legs on (;

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

“Fuccck, toruuuu” moaning as Gojo kept hitting your sweet spot, with your right leg on his shoulder. “Yeah, you like that, my sad baby.”

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Y’all wanna hear my sad story from yesterday

So I’m really excited about the new Mario movie for no one but Jack Bowser (and also I took that infamous Big Kink Survey and it said I’m as kinky as Bowser (idk what it means either) so it fueled my excitement) so I went to target and I saw A Bowser Plush and it said it was 10$ and I was broke but I could pay for 10 …. ONLY FOR THE MACHINE TO TELL ME IT WAS $34 AND I DID NOT HAVE THAT MONEY AND I HAD TO PUT HIM BACK…… rip me and my loss for a Bowser plush

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What all the twitter users are seeing rn coming into Tumblr

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Based off a real conversation with my friend pt2

Y/n: *says something in French*

Leo: ME PU PU!!

Y/n : HEY! I don’t say “Taco-Burrito!” When you speak Spanish!!

Leo: 👀💧…

I forgot what I said in French to be honest either “bonjour mon petite amour” and I believe I was just saying it to myself or something I saw at the store… 😂😅

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Y/n, in a flirty mood: Hi,Blue eyes~

2012! Leo:??… Hi… Green Sweater??

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This based of an actual conversation I had with a friend:

Y/n: well… I’ve never had a sweet sixteen or a prom…

Leo: well now it’s my mission to get you your own sweet sixteen and prom that will only require two people!

Y/n: Leo that’s called a wedding…

Leo: WELL IN THAT CASE-!

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Cello boy is cute af tho

Unmute !

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So I watched Episode 21 of Rottmnt

And you can already can tell Raph definitely has separation Anxiety

And I’m wondering where this developed (idk if it shows up later or if this is just something small to set a plot)

But this fits so well with Raph puppy like personality because dogs have separation anxiety.

I want to use this information for a headcanon or x reader but my brain is a bit fried; but I’m hoping someone else has tackled this

I just wanted to put out my realization that Raph has separation anxiety and I feel so bad for him..

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Sometimes I want to interact to the rise! Tmnt boys like Racheal does to everyone else in FRIENDS..

Like:

One of the guys having to hold me back from beating up a stranger for calling the boys weird. Probably Raph…

Wanting to give Leo a hug when he does something he’s proud of

(I don’t like using i but I can’t go back now ig)

When I’m mad at Donnie and he makes a sarcastic remark to me

Doing Sports with the boys even I suck at them :/

Talking to April about Donnie

Getting mad again but to Leo and he starts to recognize the gesture

Mikey trying to cheer me up with a puppet he made and it works

Getting mad at April for something Stupid and one of the boys watching

Leo making fun of me after I had to flirt with someone to get out of situation

Leo… i don’t know how to caption the situation but I can see him doing this 🤣🤣

But yeah roughly like this; I couldn’t find the one where Joey says something Stupid and Rachel replies with “you’re pretty” to make fun of him and that 100% Leo and I..

And if someone can make an x reader with this concept that’ll be awesome

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I wanna get fucked or Fucked up….. because in the end I can’t walk either way….