DECEMBER NIGHTS - dandy mott x fem!reader
CW: killing & blood references, slight harsh language
SUMMARY: itâs christmas eve, and our beloved dandyâs attitude takes a turn for the worst when both him and dora start an argument with one another. he storms out of the house in his fit of rage, causing you to go out after him and show youâre lover how we should all be treating each other at this happy, festive, and loving time.
âOo! Itâs a cold one out there tonight!â Dora exclaimed, returning back into the house after previously shovelling some snow in the garden.
You took a look out the window, noticing that Dora wasnât lying whatsoever. You smiled as you watched little snowflakes fall from the sky, landing softly onto the ground.
Dandy lay on the sofa nearby, grumbling at how he couldnât open his presents just yet. He hated Christmas Eve. Getting to sleep was impossible. The excitement of all the surprises heâd soon be getting kept kicking in, practically making the poor dear totally desperate at this point.
He glanced towards where you were standing, also noticing the cold weather outside. Dandy barely managed to stop himself from rolling his eyes at the sight of snow. Just last week, heâd adored how frequently it was snowing this month. That was until heâd caught a horrific cold and found himself stuck in bed for the next few days. Sneezing, sniffling, and constantly coughing viciously throughout his time being ill. He recovered quickly, of course. With Doraâs homemade soup and youâre running around after him, he was better in no time.
He then moved his eyes to take a good look under the Christmas tree, scowling at the unopened presents laying underneath. Both you and his mother, Gloria, knew better than to put all his presents in the playroom. It didnât take a genius to figure out how quickly theyâd be torn open. They were for Christmas, and Christmas only.
âMiss, would you care for a quick snack? Iâd be more than happy to fetch you some candy canes and sâmores?â Dora smiled at you.
âOh that would be lovely! Yes, thank you.â You told her politely. She rushed off to the kitchen, preparing youâre batch of sweet treats.
Dandy only scoffed, slightly offended that Dora hadnât even offered him anything. Not that it was that big of a deal. If he wanted something THAT much, he could easily kick up a fuss and his mother would insist that Dora get him what he wanted right that second.
Dora soon returned with youâre snacks, setting them down on the glass table.
âEnjoy!â She said, just getting ready to leave the room.
âYou never asked if I wanted anything.â
Both Dora and yourself stared at Dandy who was now sat with a massive frown on his face.
âDandy, you know iâll share with you!â You told him happily, holding out the plate of candy canes.
He pushed them away, looking back to Dora.
âBoy, you know damn well if you want anything youâre just meant to ask. I made enough for the both of you, so stop youâre complaining.â Dora scolded him.
Dandy quickly leaned forward closer to Dora, his temper slowly starting to break.
âYouâre the maid. If you offer one person, then you will offer the rest. Itâs simply just having manners, Dora.â
âHah!â She laughed. âManners? Oh, you ainât seriously gonna talk to me about manners.. are you? And I donât need to offer you! Because everyone in this house knows youâll demand for it anyway!â
âGuys..â You warned.
Dandy furiously stood up from his spot on the sofa, marching towards the exit of the room. âShut up, Dora! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!â
You heard him stomp his way downstairs, heading straight for the front entrance. You ran to go get him, but the door had already been slammed shut.
Dora watched you leave after him. âThat boy is one rude little shit..â She grumbled under her breath.
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You tried to see through the snowy blizzard, roaming around the street just a tad bit away from the Mott household. Before you left, Dandyâs car hadnât moved an inch. So you knew he was just out in this cold weather, alone.
A car passed by, the headlights shining brightly. As it drove off, you saw the shape of a man standing close by.
âDandy?â You called out.
The man was quick to whip his head around, shivering pitifully. âDarling? Is that you?â
Well, that one was voice you certainly recognised..
You felt a wave of relief pass over you, approaching youâre cold beloved and beginning to feel unsatisfied with his lack of warm clothing.
âOh Dandy.. you must be freezing! We need to go back home, love.â
âNo!â He snapped. âI donât want to go back and see her. Sheâll hold this against me like she does with every other little thing I do wrong!â
You reached out for him, pulling youâre lover closer. âSweetheart, please. Itâs Christmas Eve. We donât want to miss tomorrow, hmm? All those lovely presents under the tree.. just waiting for you to tear them open.â
You noticed the now intrigued look on his face. His eyes darted from one place to another as he shivered. The vision of a perfect Christmas with the two of you sneaking itâs way into his mind.
âDandy, this is a time where we should all be happy together. Not arguing nor holding grudges. Come now, weâll leave and get into more comfortable clothing. I doubt you want to catch another cold.â
He cringed at the thought of becoming ill again and took youâre hand, happily walking back to the mansion.
You heard him giggle softly. âY/n, when we arrive back home, can I open one of my presents?â
âDandy, Dandy, Dandy.. what am I going to do with you?â You smiled.
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Honestly I think the valeskas were fucking awesome Cameron and just the whole Gotham show absolutely aced that shit
Y'know I think your right the dandy actor actually might crush it as a version of the joker, he would have been really good in Gotham, the myrtle actress would have been quite cool in Gotham too, Jim Gordon would be so fucking done with dandy lol
I loved Gothams version of Falcone I've fancast young falcone as young sinatra because I adore frank sinatra but also young Frank is oh my so pretty đ
I suck ass at games it takes me so so long to be able to play a game at a halfway basic standard 𤣠I wish I could play though some of the dc games look really good, I can't remember what it's called or if it's even out but ages ago I saw a trailer for a suicide squad game vs superman and it looked dope af
i literally need to see jeremiah and dandy annoy the fuck out of one another. i can definitely vision dandy trying to pay jim for his way out of something, but we all know that would just go to shit. NAH IMAGINE DANDY IN ARKHAM WITH JEROME⌠OMG.. iâd also love to see ed and dr thredson from asylum meeting one another. ALSO DANDY AND OSWALD SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER WOULD BE THE CHERRY ON TOP đđ
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I have no fcking idea why, and honestly this feels like a sin against Jason's character, but dandy is like a cursed alternate version of Jason Todd, yes I did base this solely on looks lol and I am incredibly sleep deprived
That actor could def be a Jason Todd though
And now I want to know which dc comics characters (specifically bat related characters), I want know who'd they'd be if they were in ahs
Like for langdon imma say Damian wayne but literally only because of him being the grandson of the head of the demon
OMG, i think iâll definitely consider doing something with this. i grew up obsessed with dc and iâm currently still playing the arkham games. joker was a character that always stuck out to me, which is why i think dandy was also one to stick out a little. they both have some sort of similarities if you get me. but youâre definitely right about the jason todd thing. i would DIE if finn played jason todd. maybe he could be a good joker aswell, yk? i mean, we all expected cameron monaghan to be shit at playing the valeska twins but damn he did such a good job. iâve also imagined dandy having a partner similar to harley quinn. (sheâs another one of my ultimate favs)
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