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idk if this has been done but

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This.

BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

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”we recommended this post because you followed <insert> tag” ok but can you recommend posts from this tag HARDER? I want to see nothing but this tag in fact just transport any post you get from this tag straight into my brain download it like a harddrive I don’t care my hyperfixation MUST be fed i want every image I see from the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep and also in my dreams to be this tag

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Lil edit I made, really proud of this one actually

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my human bill design

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still thinking about what wouldve happened if that phone call went through. constantly thinking about it.

TRANSCRIPT AND ID UNDER CUT:

Young Stan stands in a blizzard. He's clutching his duffel bag strap and looking down.

Stan: "and then I woke up one morning and I had this voicemail."

Young Ford stands on his porch, leaning in the doorway with a hand over his face. He's unshaven, sweaty, and has marks on his hands.

Ford: "Look, I-I wasn't in the--"

Stan bitterly grins at Ford.

Stan: "you were happy on the voicemail. You sounded happy."

A shot of Ford, possessed by Bill, at a payphone. The cord is twirled around his fingers and he's grinning very wide.

Stan: "or smug or proud of yourself, or whatever you wanna call the thing you get that's the closest to what normal people call happy."

(the actual dialogue used in this scene/heard says "or lightly sardonic or glibly nihilistic or however you'd describe that thing you get that's the closest to the emotion that normal people call happy.")

Ford looks apologetically, tiredly, down at Stan.

Ford: "I'm sorry."

Stan: "And you were talking about swimming. I'm going swimming, you said."

We see Ford possessed by Bill at the payphone, leaned up against it casually and grinning.

Stan: "Since nothing matters anyway and you ruined my life, I might as well go swimming!"

A camera, recording, is seen. The shot zooms out to see that the camera is recording possessed Ford at the payphone. He's looking at the camera, smiling.

Ford: "I'm so sorry."

Stan: "I might not ever come back, so if you don't hear from me, I just want you to know it's because I never loved you."

We see Stan yell the last few words at Ford, face flushed and upset. The shot zooms out to show the two of them, Stan in the snow and Ford on his porch. There is distance between them. They are in a blizzard. It's silent for a few seconds.

(the actual dialogue used in this scene/heard says "Since nothing matters anyway and nobody cares about me I might as well go swimming, right? Call me back if you don't want me to go swimming! Otherwise I'm just going to assume you don't care.")

Stan looks down. Ford looks away.

Stan: "I thought you were dead."

END ID/TRANSCRIPT

audio from the final episode of Bojack Horseman

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intro post!!

This is just slightly outdated, see pinned post for more accurate vers

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me and my brother went on an expedition around the town the other day, got me feeling nostalgic and shit

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oh so he DOES know how to wear pants

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y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

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Let's make a deal (ft Bill playing with Ford's feelings)

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the editing is kinda butt but it’s ok bcs it brings me joy

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im never gonna stop loving these old ass men

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I’ve literally been searching for the original post like a madman I’ve been trying to find the original artist for years but when I was a kid I didn’t know how to check descriptions or make a tumblr account or follow links so I was just desperately typing “gravity falls colors Halsey original comic animation frame” and other variants of that in the Google search bar like a dingbat only for one helpful little thing called the description box to lead me to your tumblr account

Hi! You’re everything I want to be with my art style

some of these came out meh BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I SPENT AN ENTIRE MONTH ON THIS, ENJOY (also panels w/o lyrics are supposed to go with the piano beat thing, youll know what i mean)

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I have so much yet so little shame at the same time

Why am I attracted to the senile I don’t get it

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did nirami’s art challenge where you fuse your sona with Bill Cipher