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The trade-off for having disgustingly wealthy people in our society was that we got stuff out of it. We got parks and libraries and museums and endowments for the arts and decent schools and whatever else the wealthy happened to be into for the social good.
Now? Now we get Amazon. We get hoarded wealth.
They won't even endow a slide at a park. Gross.
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Aghast at the ask - very impressed at the answer
I didn’t know fondue was a thing outside USA—stupid but i thought it was like, fake cheese that we would melt to dip tiny weenies in. Looked it up and found out it’s Swiss—so probably more people than I realized enjoy it! I would love to try a fondue of local cheese, but that’s not easy to come by where i live. Enjoy yours!
I'm sorry but I am so morally disoriented by the concept of 'fake cheese' that I have trouble focusing on any other aspect of your message. What is fake cheese?? You say that like it's a perfectly understandable and emotionally neutral combination of words. I feel like I've just been handed a koan.
Then you add the phrase “tiny weenies" like it's the logical next step rather than a new psychological event. From my (very French) perspective the sentence "fake cheese to dip tiny weenies in" sounds like such a unique cultural artefact in itself, like a linguistic diorama to be displayed in a vitrine. This is not meant as a negative judgment of you or your country! just my earnest ethnographic confusion as I try to grapple with the concept of "tiny weenies" from a place of "fake cheese" trauma...
I had no idea fondue was seen this way in the US—I thought we (as a species) had a collective working definition of it, a sort of global consensus like the commutative property of addition, so the idea that in some corners of the world "fondue" means “fake cheese to dip tiny weenies in” has made me remember that you can just flay language off reality like skin. There's also a non-zero chance for this phrase to have activated a sleeper agent in Lausanne and authorised targeted elimination under the Académie Française’s emergency powers.
The concept of fondue now feels violently theoretical but I wish you many delicious ones in the future though :) You have politely disintegrated a couple of foundational concepts I'd never realised I relied on, which is always enriching. I won't recover, but thank you for sending this!
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Absolutely fabulous. And knowing Hebrew and Arabic, I was surprised how well I could understand the Akkadian
YMCA in Akkadian (Ancient Babylonian), as written by Gilgamesh's exasperated tourism minister trying to attract more gay guys to Uruk to keep Gil distracted from politics:
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Eṭlū!- Young men!
Lā tuštamarraṣā- Do not, do not be troubled!
Aqabbi, eṭlū!- I said, young men!
Lā lā taṣallalā- Do not, do not lie down!
Aqabbi, eṭlū!- I said young men!
Šunu ina ālim- You are in a town,
Bēt bēt šikārim ḫanbā- Where taverns sprout luxuriously,
Eṭlū!- Young men!
Ina ālim alkā- Go to the city,
Aqabbi, eṭlū!- I said young men!
Bēt kaspī ul tīšâ- When you do not have money,
Annikīam tuššabā- Here you can dwell,
Bēt napṭirim nīšu- We have guest-houses,
Itti awīlī umtallâ- They are filled with men….
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Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
Wašābum ṭāb ina - The living is good in,
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K!
Ziquratum elâ! Purattum amrā!- Climb up the ziggurat! See the euphrates!
Šikārum ṭābum šitâ!- Drink fine beer!
Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
Wašābum ṭāb ina - The living is good in,
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K!
Amuḫḫūni šaqû! Ziqnūni ītebbū! - Our walls are high! Our beards are shiny!
Nuppušātunu!- You are allowed to breathe [relax]
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Eṭlū!- Young men!
Eṭlū šimeanni!- Young men listen to me!
Aqabbi, eṭlū! Agana šimeanni!- Young men! Come on, listen!
Aiālam terrišāšu- You desire assistance,
Shū ali īde- This I know for certain!
Šārqum wērum ul ninaddinkunūti- We will not sell you poor copper,
Eṭlū! Ālum ša Uruk bani- Young men! The city of Uruk is beautiful!
Aqabbi eṭlū! Bālātka tezzibši!- I said young man! Leave your pride behind!
Nušallakkunūti- We cause you to go,
Ina Uruk alkā!- Go to Uruk!
Ūmum anniam iseddūkunūti- Today they will help you…
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Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
Wašābum ṭāb ina - The living is good in,
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K!
Šarrum šitpiṣā! Ittmalûšu ṣālā! - Wrestle the king! Fight with him!
Ittīšu mekkê mēlilā!- Play ball with him!
Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
Wašābum ṭāb ina - The living is good in,
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K!
Ziquratum elâ! Purattum amrā!- Climb up the ziggurat! See the euphrates!
Šikārum ṭābum šitâ!- Drink fine beer!
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Eṭlū! Bilītkunu īde! - Young men! I know your burdens
Amtaraṣ! Ina šinigī- I was unwell, in my village,
Ātanaḫ! Erēšum ezzēr- I was tired, I hated plowing,
Awīlum ana yâšim iṭeḫḫe- A man to me approached,
Inūšu! Awātum awânim- Then! Words were said to me,
Šumašu, Sîn-lēqi-unninni- His name was Sîn-lēqi-unninni!
Ina Uruk alkā! Iqabbi ana yâšim- Go to Uruk! He told me,
Ina Uruk awīlī ūterrešū- In Uruk men are needed…
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Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
Wašābum ṭāb ina - The living is good in,
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K!
Ziquratum elâ! Purattum amrā!- Climb up the ziggurat! See the euphrates!
Šikārum ṭābum šitâ!- Drink fine beer!
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Eṭlū!- Young men!
Addāniqa tallkānim- Please come
Aqabbi, eṭlū!- I said, young men!
Inam anniam ezêršu- I hate this job…
Aqabbi, eṭlū!- I said, young men!
Anāku ānḫāku - I’m so tired….
Bēt bēt šikārim ḫanbā- Where taverns sprout luxuriously,
Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
(Šarrum lillam ina - The king is an idiot in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K…)
Ao3 link
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How to read against the grain
“Athough written many years ago, Lady Chatterley’s Lover has just been reissued by Grove Press, and this fictional account of the day-by-day life of an English gamekeeper is still of considerable interest to outdoor-minded readers, as it contains many passages on pheasant-raising, the apprehending of poachers, ways to control vermin, and other chores and duties of the professional gamekeeper. Unfortunately, one is obliged to wade through many pages of extraneous material in order to discover and savour these sidelights on the management of a Midland shooting estate, and in this reviewer’s opinion this book cannot take the place of J. R. Miller's Practical Gamekeeping.”
- Ed Zern providing probably the greatest review of Lady Chatterley ever written (Field & Stream magazine, 1959).
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Archeosky was having fun with this
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Identify so much!
Me picking a movie: aw I’ve wanted to watch this one for a while but it’s not in English and if I need to read subtitles I can’t knit…
My wrists: please watch the subtitled movie
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This was a delight to read. My day has been improved immensely
some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:
- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO
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Very well put.
Shavuot is about the Jewish people signing the Terms & Conditions before reading them.
Every generation, however, gets patch updates and both the user manuals and technical documentation are incredibly detailed.
And excellent user support is available from specialists who have made it their life's work to study the documentation, Rabbis.
A good Rabbi will never just tell the user to RTFM.
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The machines may change, but human nature remains constant.

Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981
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Me anytime anyone brings up AI in relation to the writing and/or editing process

#the end of the world is nigh#say it louder for the people in the back#the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
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I wish everyone was taught history like this

#food for thought#history#current events#those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it (with variations)
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Yes! This would definitely enhance the experience.
i think every medieval timesey ren fair type attraction should have a booth of pedantry where if you wanna know if something happening is Authentic or you wanna ask questions about real medieval times or whatever you can stop by and there's just a historian sitting on a throne of books eager to show you all their research
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I am a human that uses em-dashes! And en-dashes, too!
someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

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This is my dream superpower
You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
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Reblogging for reference. This is infuriating! I don't need constant suggestions and surveillance
It is with the deepest frustrations that I must report Microsoft has pushed out Copilot onto Microsoft Word no matter what your previous settings were. If you have Office because you paid for it/are on a family plan/have a work/school account, you can disable it by going to Options -> click on Copilot -> uncheck 'Enable Copilot'.
(Note, you may not see this option if you haven't updated lately, but Copilot will still pop up. Updating should give you this option. I will kill Microsoft with my bare hands.)
In addition, Google has forced a roll-out of it's Gemini AI on all American accounts of users over 18 (these settings are turned off by default for EU, Japan, Switzerland, and UK, but it doesn't hurt to check).
To remove this garbage, you must go to Manage Workspace smart feature settings for all your Gmail/Drive/Chat and turn them off. Go to Settings -> See all settings -> find under "Genera" the "Google Workspace smart features" -> turn smart feature setting off for both Google Workspace and all other Google products and hit save. (If you turned off the smart settings in your Gmail, it never hurts to open Drive and double-check that they're set to off there too.)
Quick Edit: I found the easiest way to get to the Smart Feature settings following the instructions above was to do it through Drive. Try that route first.
Now is the time to consider switching to Libre Office if you haven't already.
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