lemonlizardlover

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good morning chat! ☀️

[lemonlizardlover]

this is what happened in ruin right

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Although my Saltbaker phase is over ( I know cue the audience boos and tomatoes 🍅, but guess who my new obsession is)

I still love him 🥵 AND I promised you a fic and it’s cumming

Oops. Coming. Sorry it took 84 days anon 😔

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Looking through tags can be so over-fucking-whelming. Can be hot and excited for a while before endlessly, MINDLESSLY scrolling 😔 for something good and then choosing sleep instead

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No Riley Ruckus x Reader? Let’s fix that!

It’ll be human Riley ofc. I’m literally so in love with her.

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WOW I LOVED YOUR RECENT FIC— It gave me an idea for another saltbaker x reader (if you aren’t tired of writing about him), saltbaker catches you stealing from his bakery and won’t let you go so easily. Maybe spanking as punishment that escalates into a good ol’ pounding— I just really love how you write the chef when he’s dominant!! 🔥

First semester over, I’m working on it now 🤞🏾

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Enjoy this hot take

I’m immediately put off by a series when all the mcs are white. Thanks. You can’t tell me all your monster fuckers are white cis het women. Where’s the fucking inclusivity?

I have yet to read a published monster fucking book where mc is a POC or queer identifying. Send some my way

🍅🍅🍅

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Cried over college multiple times this month, I’m so stressed. Got a fucking 68 on my ballet midterm and I just want to melt away. It’s just PAPER AFTER PAPER. I can’t even write my toe curling smut anymore.

I want to lock myself in a study room and talk to my friends like I used too.

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If I have issues with my father, all my ocs have issues with their fathers

Just the rule

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Pussy drunk men

A/n: Yeah, while ive been gone this has been on my mind

Warning: Pussy drunk men, choking, slow to rough sex, whimpering, love struck reader

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You swear to god you forget how to breath when you hear his whimpers.

They come from his throat, soft, shy, like he cant fathom what he's feeling right now. His hips stutter as they press against your own, and his chest rises and falls in deep intervals. The grip he has on your hips is bruising, like he is holding onto you for dear life as he plunges his throbbing dick into your warm cunt.

"O-oh god," He groans, burying his nose in the crook of your neck and continuing the slow roll of his hips into you. Its also dizzying how his tip bumps into your cervix and his pelvis rubs on your clit. His hair is sticking to his sweaty forehead and god he is trying his best to surpress his moans by biting his lip but its clearly not working.

"H-hey its ok, look at me," you manage to whisper, nudging his head and bringing him to look at you. You gulp as you take in his face; his eyes are lidded with lust and his lips are slightly parted. You forget what you were going to say and instead guide his hand to your throat, letting him slightly squeeze it before he leans into you for a warm messy kiss.

Your lips slowly meld and your tongues dance together. He groans into your mouth and starts to quicken the speed of his thrusts. You gasp at the sudden change of pace and try to break away from the kiss but he keeps you still with his hand on your throat.

"Stay still f'me ok baby?"

Yuji, Yuuta, Kirishima, Bokuto, Geto, Megumi, Draken

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From what I can tell, this is everyone’s reaction to the new Mario movie trailer

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hes so find

Today’s rat is Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective (1986)!

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A Spider’s Mate Trilogy by Tiffany Roberts

I highly recommend this series for anyone searching for an excellent monster/alien romance. I had a fun time reading this series myself - it does have a lot of steamy moments for those who are both curious or wary, but it has a wonderful plot entwined as well.

Even for someone who isn’t always crazy about spiders, would swoon at this tale. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

Ensnared: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Enthralled: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Bound: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

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The dakimakura art is complete! I’ve ordered test copies and approved the mockups. Hopefully they’ll be available in 1-2 months!

details: They will be 50cm by 150cm, printing on 2way tricot, zipper closure, and cost 50CAD/~38USD

[ version without tumblr logo on my twitter ]

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NAHHHH, I got Covid and I’m missing classes. And the Queen of England is DEAD?

Also anon i see your ask bb I’m not ignoring you, I wanna finish writing it before I answer the ask but now im sick :(

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good day, read my new fic

i give a new definition to glass blowing huehuehue

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POV you have no parental figure and this shit is annoying. Why would you openly admit to this? This is how you get fucking groomed. And I can tell you this.