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I have officially cleared every song (to date) in project sekai in hard mode 🙌 now I'm working on clearing as many as I can in expert to catch up
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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Kenma: It's not illegal, though. Kuroo: *stares into Kenma‘s car, which is full of cats* Kuroo: It's just that... there's so many. Kenma: But it's not illegal!
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each reblog will be one pat for my cat in your honor
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Hello friends, Miku and Project Sekai have taken over my entire brain power lately, and I have been stewing in making these. Please enjoy Pineapple Miku and Carrot Miku
I plan to make a few more, specifically Wakfu Miku and the other vocaloids, but we'll see lol
#hatsune miku#vocaloid#vocaloid miku#miku oc#lemurz art#digital art#character design#oc#ocs#oc artwork#pineapple miku#carrot miku
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Nanami Kento was not getting old. He wasn't. He was not. Forty-five wasn't old.
"Oi! Nanamin! I'll take the left!"
A grown man's voice that still somehow didn't suit Yuuji. A ghost of an image flickered across Kento's mind; a memory; a boy, superimposed over a man.
"Alright. Don't take any unnecessary risks. Meet me in the middle of the lower corridor. We've cut off its exit routes, now."
Kento watched Yuuji leap down a set of stairs that were no longer stairs; their crumbled wreckage structureless, as though the Curse that had befallen the building was akin to a landslide.
The raggedy old block had needed demolishing for years, anyway, such an eyesore, what was city planning doing with his taxes...but perhaps a nice restaurant? No, something else, but not a club, so noisy and there's enough racket from the kids around this city anyw--
Kento stood. He definitely didn't suppress a groan. He definitely didn't grumble at the blood-clot dust on his knees, and trousers that he only ironed that morning and the crease that was perfect and I haven't even had a chance to read my newspaper, ridiculous, senior management these days, should write a letter of complai--
Kento reached the lower corridor. His blood was acid in his lungs. He coughed, dry. He looked left, and right, and left again. He looked down. His shoelace was untied. He tutted. He knelt down. That was his first mistake.
ROAR! THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER
"Nanamin! Move!"
Kento stood on a dice roll; and broke. The pain was excruciating. He must have been stabbed by a thousand knives, Christ, can't move I can't move like an old man like--
"Oh my-- my god, my back--"
"NANAMIN!"
"My back, Yuuji-- my back--"
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All of the curtains in the house were drawn. Nanami Kento couldn't be seen like this. You crept closer to him, where he stewed on his back on the sofa like a wounded lion. His head turned away, sour and sulking; though, not for you, you knew.
"Hey. Brought you some tea. A little snack. I went to the store. They didn't have the pastries you liked, they said some guy got there just before I did, but I got--"
A scoff. "Why have they always run out? I go in there every day, half the time they haven't got them, and half the time they're stale, and the other half--"
"--that's three halves, my love--"
"--and another thing--"
"--oh my god, Kento, you're like an old man--"
"Don't say it." Silence, stewing again. You opened your mouth to bicker back, and Kento turned to you, so petulant that you had to bite back a laugh. "Don't."
Kento cleared his throat. He straightened his tie. You could not possibly laugh at his indignity, still dressed as if he would still be going back to work in his sorry state.
There was a knock at the door. As you shot Kento one more look of exasperated affection, and headed to the door, he called out in thinly-veiled panic.
"No visitors today, thank you!"
"What, you gonna get up and stop me? Or throw them out? Please."
Critical hit. Silence. Then: "That was uncalled for."
You laughed. You opened the door. Yuuji stood there, grinning.
"How's the old man holding up?"
A grumble from the sofa ("I'm not old!"). You bit your lip in mirth.
"He's as expected. They ran out of his pastries."
Yuuji held up a paper bag, and gave it a shake. "Yeah, they did. Wonder who bought them?"
A yell from the living room.
"Is it Yuuji? Tell him to come back another time."
"When?"
"Never."
"But he's brought you a hot water bottle. And a new newspaper. And some of your pastries."
"Oh. Oh, well then...send him in."
#my fav papamin author is back#what a wonderful day#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#nanami kento#nanami x reader#papamin au
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Just wait untill my 6 tumblr mutuals hear about this
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hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’
so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.
#it's a digital painting i made of my first d&d character#he means a great deal to me#and it's just really easy to associate him with my sense of self#i also associate my favorite color directly with him#and the icon is pretty#so i use it for pretty much everything
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The cover illustration of "Haikyu!! magazine 2025 AUGUST", which will be released on August 19th, drawn by Haruichi Furudate, is now revealed! The illustration depicts Oikawa, Bokuto, and Ushiwaka, all 30 years old in 2025...!? It also includes in-depth interviews with the three players supervised by Furudate-sensei, as well as testimonies from people closely related to tham, such as Iwaizumi, Akaashi, Tendo, and others!
#BOKUTO#IT'S BOKUTO#LOOK AT HIMMMMM#haikyuu#haikyu!!#haikyuu!!#bokuto koutarou#oikawa tooru#ushijima wakatoshi#bokuto...........
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f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.
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