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Percy: guess who is alive!

Nico*coming from his cabin after 3 days*: not me

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Tell me this isn't Percy's energy. They chose the perfect Percy for the new show.

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Everyone keeps talking about how they’re “returning” to being a PJO fan and I’m like??? I never left?

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Annabeth: how many popsicles have you had today??

Percy*lying in a bed full of popsicles wrappers*: now now annabeth its not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human

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Nico: there are three stages of life-

1. life

2. what the fuck is this

3. death

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Chiron: you three. explain now

Annabeth: it was percy

Grover: it was percy

Percy: it was percy

Chiron: ....

Percy: shit

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Percy: [sneezes]

Jason:

Percy: you aren't gonna say "bless you" bro?

Jason: But YOU ARE the blessing bro

Percy:

Percy: BRO

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Nico: 9 million ppl in this world, 0 ppl text me

Annabeth: actually its 9 billion

Nico: that makes it even worse

Will: Nico.....you dont own a phone

Nico: .....could this get any sadder?

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Percy: do guys ever wonder what your last words would be?

Nico: No need to wonder. my last words would be "finally" for sure

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[nico going on a dangerous quest]

Will: Should I stay out of this?

Nico: yes!

Will: will I stay out of this?

Nico*sigh*: no

Will: y'know me so well

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I would save up primogems and then when his banner comes and if I get him i would totally main this guy

If nico were a genshin impact character

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Will: ugh I'm bored! what should i do??

Nico*mostly to himself*: me

Will: I'm sorry what?

Nico*shouting*: I SAID GO WASH THOSE DAMN DISHES!!!

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in the spirit of pjo getting greenlit by disney can everyone PLEASE remember not to violate the privacy of the literal twelve-year-old actors when they’re casted like. leave them alone. by all means get excited about them, i will too! but i don’t want to see any online harassment about their appearance or how “accurate” their casting is or people speculating about whether they’re neurodivergent like the demigods because that’s their own medical history?? i know fandom is used to saying awful shit about adult actors and digging deep into their pasts/social media (which is really shit to do even with adults) but remember that these are KIDS. this has been a psa

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10000% accurate

Frank and Arion kinda have the same vibe as Flynn and Maximus.

they hate eachother

they both love hazel

both horses are fast

and sassy

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why nico? why?

Will: please no i love you

Nico: i'm sorry i have to

Will: please im begging you. after all we have been through?

Nico: i'm sorry

Nico: [places +4 card]

Nico: uno

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WOW

read this part in tower of nero and it was just begging to be drawn

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Annabeth: did you know that apparently when you get a song stuck in your head, it's because your fated partner is singing it?

Nico: okay then who the hell has been singing baby shark at three am for the past month?!

Will: [panics]