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After the whole ordeal and still no answers

Batman typing furiously on the Shazamily file and updating it:…

Wonder Woman in the middle of a crisis : What is happening? Since when did he have a husband? Why wasn’t I informed about this?

(Also it would be so funny if Epic didn’t exist in this specific dimension and they only learned about the musical while being in a different dimension. So whenever anyone hears them they think of it as shazamily lore)

Shazamily really liked the musical Epic, so they make references to it.

Switch(Eugene): *pokes Voltage with a fork * How does it feel to be helpless?

Voltage(Freddie): *uses a spoon as a microphone * A~a!

Switch: *hits again * How does it feel to know pain? I watched my friends die in horror.

Voltage: ✨~Aaaaaaa~✨

Barry: (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)

Lightning (Darla): So many heroes. So many tales. Give me one good reason why yours should prevail.

Ms. Marvel: *gestures at Superman* He’s got the mind of a genius.

Lightning: *starts dancing* Try harder~

Ms. Marvel: He’s pretty skilled with words.

Lightning: You can do better than that.

Ms. Marvel: He’s kind of funny?

Lightning: Ew

Ms. Marvel: *hits Superman on the shoulder* Never once has he cheated on his wife.

Lightning: *stops* Release him.

Superman: *doesn’t understand what’s going on*

Thunder(Pedro): *looks at the sheep toy that GL accidentally broke* You killed my sheep.

Hal: Oh, don't be dramatic, it's just a toy.

Thunder: My favorite sheep.

Hal: Dude?

Thunder: What gives you the right to deal a pain so deep.

Hal: Dude, calm down. It's just a toy.

Thunder: Don't you know that pain you sow is pain you rep?

Hal: *backs away and runs away*

Thunder: *flies after him in a T-pose*

Marvel: *with a bow without a string* Whoever can string my husband's old bow..

Batman: Husband?

Marvel:...and shoot through twelve axes cleanly. Will be the new king, sit down at the throne and rule with me as his queen.

Diana: What? Queen? Brother, what the...

Shazamily: (in chorus) Where is he?

Marvel: Waiting, waiting...

Shazamily: Where is the man who can string this bow? Woah

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Help I’m looking for this post where Captain Marvel makes stuffed animals for the JL, YJ, magic users (minus Constantine), etc. and that those stuffed animals are made with magic that allows them to come to life to protect them when needed. Pls pls I need to read it again I can’t find it anywhere 😭🙏

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Just gonna add onto this because it’s comedic gold

Billy, holding a villain up in the air: Now, what should I do with you?

Achilles: YEEEEEET!!!!

Billy, trying his damn best not to crack a smile: Jail.

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*Superman, talking about his latest screw up*

Solomon: I believe this is the time one would say a loss of aura

Hercules: On it! *Ahem* -1000000000 AURA

Clark, looking concerned: Captain…are you ok?

Billy, violently shaking: yEP

Divine Twitch Chat AU where Billy starts teaching the gods different slang terms since they’re always in his head and it makes communicating easier, but now they won’t stop saying them at the most inopportune moments, and it’s making Billy’s life infinitely harder.

Batman: This is serious business, team. I need you all to stay vigilant. Do you understand me?

Mercury: Periodt IYKYK.

Billy, physically shaking as he tries to keep his face neutral: Yeah sure, Mr. Batman Sir.

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Teacher: If I hear any more talking in middle of class, you’re getting detention.

Zeus: Well, that wasn’t very cash money.

Billy, going purple trying to keep in his laughter: Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup—

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Billy: Alright, everyone! These aliens aren’t playing around so I need you all to stay inside. This place is about to get-

Atlas: Oh! Lit! Is that what you were going to say?! I love this game :D

Billy, punching a hole through the wall, tears streaming down his face: AS I WAS SAYING