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Satan throwing a tantrum

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I love Mammon

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It's always been you

Barbatos x gn!mc,, 0.7k words

You developed an innocent crush in Barbatos after the first time you saw him, standing besides Lord Diavolo when you first came to the Devildom. Or at least that's what you thought, because that little crush never went away. In any case, it got bigger. Your feelings for him grew stronger each passing day.

Barbatos has a very calm demeanor, and is always ready to serve the public. He is rather nice to you, and smiles at you when you pass by each other in the halls of RAD. You feel butterflies in your stomach everytime he does, and try to remind yourself that he's only doing it because you're Lord Diavolo's precious exchange student.

There's no way he would ever be interested in you, right? He's a who-knows-how-old powerful demon, and you're just human. That fact doesn't help you at all, and can't stop you from acting flushed and getting nervous everytime you two are alone. Which is almost never, since he needs to be close to Lord Diavolo seemingly all the time, because Barbatos takes his position as a butler very seriously, that's one of the things you admire and love about him. He's so misterious yet so intriguing. He rarely talks about himself.

You stand anxiously in front of the mirror, checking everything is in place before leaving your room. "Going somewhere?" Mammon corners you outside your room. "To Lord Diavolo's...he invited me over, for tea" you answer, giggling, and he steps away. "Oh, really? That's like- the second time this week. What's up with that?" You shrug your shoulders and he does a tsk sound. "Uhh...anyway, be careful, ya hear? don't let yourself get eaten, Lucifer would never let me hear the end of it."

"Uh-huh" you say and rush out of The House of Lamentation, on your way to Madam Scream's. You buy a box of macarons, his favorites, and leave. You stand outside the bakery, looking at the macarons. When you turn around to walk, a demon bumps into you, making you fall to the ground. You get up to say something, but the demon is already gone. The box of macarons is on the floor, and you hurry to check the inside. "Oh no..." All the macarons are cracked, and there's crumbles everywhere. You stuff everything in your mouth and chew as fast as you can before you go back inside Madam Scream's once again to buy another box.

By the time you arrive to the Demon Lord's Castle, it's late, not too late, but still. And embarrassingly, you were just about to ring the doorbell when Barbatos opened the door. "Sorry I'm late..." you manage to say. "Worry not. Come inside, Lord Diavolo is waiting for you" He closes the door and turns around, placing his hand on your lower back. Your eyes open and your heart starts beating faster and faster. "Barbatos...here, take, I brought you something" You hand him the box of macarons, blushing. "Madam Scream's? I shall enjoy these later." He smiles, and you blush even more.

You remember that last time you were here, you also got him Madam Scream's macarons. You think maybe you should bring him something else next time. But what could he like? You know he likes tea and baking, and surprisingly heavy metal music, but what could be a good gift for him? "I'd like to get to know him better..." You say what you were thinking out loud, without realizing it. "Lord Diavolo?" He asks.

Your eyes open wide, and you're left speechless. "Lord Diavolo?...No, no...I meant you, Barbatos" You say, looking away, not really wanting to face him right now. "Pardon?" Now he's the one left speechless. "Barbatos...I really like you. From the moment I first laid my eyes on you." He closes his eyes to think for a minute. <This is it> You think. <This is the part where he rejects me>.

What you didn't know was that Barbatos had supposed you had fallen for Lord Diavolo, not him. "You don't know how happy I am to hear that. Truth be told...I had assumed you were rather smitten with Lord Diavolo. Now I'm aware that, perhaps, you've had your eyes on me all this time?" He pulls you into a hug, nuzzling into your neck, almost whispering in your ear "It had not occured to me..." He draws back and caresses your cheek, before pulling you into a short but loving kiss. "For me, it's always been you."

read on ao3 | happy b-day Barbatos!

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I believe the Black Death was Satan’s doing bc people were accusing cats of witchcraft or carrying diseases.

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If you insist!

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Random headcanon that Raphael memories phone numbers. I actually don't know how character but it's the vibes yk

"666-782-5648" would be calling and he would go "oh yeah that's Simeon calling"

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Mammon: I’m glad you’re not with me for my money

MC: What money?

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Some lessons and dialogues in Obey Me! sound like the beginning of this song to me

“Sweetness, sweetness,

I was only joking when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head

Oh-oh sweetness, sweetness,

I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed”

Like they’d just casually drop that they’d slice my nose off (thank you, Satan) and act like nothing happened the next second. And they never apologized like ?? Okay I guess, you do you…how funny is that?

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I was walking w my friend at the mall and we came across this purple sheep plush who looked just like om! MC and we just had to have it.

We bought a pair :3

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Every time Lucifer would call me little lamb or especially HIS little lamb I would cream my pants

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So I was talking to my friend the other day and we agreed on this little headcanon that Asmodeus would never kink-shame anyone. But today I was playing NB and…😟 he said it.

I love him😭❤️

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"asmo is like my gay best friend! :)" okay well im fucking him nasty style

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if you interpret this as being mc rather than generic Sheep, then solomon has made his profile picture a ketchup depiction of his spouse, which is married behaviour if i've ever seen it

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Every last drop of your feelings.

Lucifer x reader, gn!mc, fluff, sfw

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Lucifer was sitting at the desk in his office, examining his mountains of work. He looked over at the cup of hell coffee also sitting on his desk you had prepared yourself and had brought to him earlier. He took a sip, and stopped. His eyes open in surpise and he puts the drink down; the coffee was bitter, really bitter. He couldn't help but let out a chuckle and a quiet smile. Lucifer drank the bitter coffee slowly, until there is not a single drop left, contemplating it's bitter taste thoughtfully while sorting, reviewing, and going through the paperwork.

After a while, there's a knock on the door; you came to check up on him, and probably to remind him to take a break. He puts both the paperwork and the cup of coffee down, stands up from his seat and walks towards the entrance of his studio. As he opens the door and looks at you, Lucifer tells you the coffee you prepared for him was rather bitter, with hum and a smug expression, and you tilt your head to the side in confusion. 'Did he not like it?' you think to yourself, kind of embarrassed.

Lucifer is not sure whether you are aware about the special properties of the hell coffee beans or not, but he tells you anyway; hell coffee becomes bitter when you prepare it for someone you're fond of. You look at the empty cup of coffee and then at him, and you let out a soft smile.

—Did you drink it all? —You asked, still smiling.

—Naturally —He answered—. I drank every last drop of your feelings—.

. . .

Based off this chat

Also, Happy Birthday, Lucifer!

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Songs that remind me of the Obey Me! characters (brothers + (f)mc) ^^

cw: explicit lyrics (?)

Lucifer: Brooklyn Baby - Lana del Rey

"And my jazz collection's rare, I can play most anything"

Mammon: Juicy Couture - Ayesha Erotica

"Playboy mansion, hustler shop. Three hundred dollars on just one top"

Leviathan: From The Start - Laufey

"Don't you notice how I get quiet when there's no one else around? Me and you and akward silence"

Satan: Back to crack - Ayesha Erotica

"I like that angry sex, I admit, I'm a little bit temperamental"

Asmodeus: Vixen - Ayesha Erotica

"Lust and drugs, no intuition, who goes first? Make your decision"

Beelzebub: Monster - Lady Gaga

"He ate my heart, he ate my heart out"

Belphegor: Something About You - Eyedress

"'She' looks just like a dream, the prettiest 'girl' I've ever seen"

(f)mc: Delicious - Ayesha Erotica

"They came from hell to see 'her', so you know 'she's' something right"

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I feel like asmo is so normal ingame now like do u remember when he was kind of evil in a cute silly manner …

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my om! mc drawing in class :p