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Professor: I expect you all to have your essays turned in by tomorrow morning
Some chick dressed like a thottie cat: UWU I'm sowwy but I don't think that's possible... *purrs* maybe we can make an arrangement? *nuzzles into teacher*
Professor: The only arrangement I'm willing to make is to get you put down at the vet
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Whenever I feel like a failure, I sit back and reflect on all my previous accomplishments. It's not until then that I really come to face the fact that I really am just a failure.
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Cha Cha Slide: Everybody clap your hands!!
High School Thotties: *furiously twerking to make their ass cheeks clap to the rythm*
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