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Quick question

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Good Morning, I finally got a ao3 account, here's a silly fanfic about Ortensia's emo arc. I wasn't sure what fandom I should put it in, so I just threw it in Oswald short films.

Again a big thanks to @sweettjrose for beta reading this and I hope you enjoy

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I did a sculpt of Catoon.^^

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Y’know what? *dumps this and skitters away* ima leave this here-

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Hello Mickey :D I just want give a little head up that a certain inky dog and green lawyer are on here. Any thoughts on them?

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Are you kiddin' me? Are you serious? Those two are here? On THIS SITE?!!!!???

*sigh*

Sorry, I don't mean to be rude. It's just... I've had very bad experiences with both of these "gentlemen". They are some of the slimiest rotten villains that you would hate to meet. I guess it would be good to answer your question, so you know why you should avoid them at all costs...

First up the "Green Lawyer" which I am sure you are referrin' to the deplorable Sylvester Shyster. What do I even say? He's a corrupt lawyer who abuses the law to swindle innocent people and try to evade consequences for his criminal activities. Did you know that he tried to steal Minnie's inheritance? And after she trusted him as a friend too. Yeah, I know. And that's barely the tip of the iceberg. There's almost no end to his depravity. He'll do anythin' to get a quick buck, even put multiple people's lives at risk.

If he ever offers you any legal services, SAY NO!!! I'm not jokin'. He'll try to come across as someone trustworthy, but he's not. He'll somehow find a way to screw you over and take all your money. It's best to ignore him, or even better yet report him. I honestly can't stand people like him. People who just see others as potential targets to squeeze every penny from. I can't even imagine how he sleeps at night.

And now for the "Inky Dog", I know exactly who you're talkin' about. The wretched evil that is The Phantom Blot. Him. Well the most important thing you need to know about him is ...

I mean to say that he's ...

It's just that ...

Sorry. It can be hard to talk about him sometimes. I have had some... intense... experiences with him and while he is not the only one who I struggled with... With him, it just feels different. I don't know how to explain it. He just feels so... off. He's unsettling in a way that is hard to describe. He masks it pretty well with his "charisma", but once that mask starts to slip... Well...

... He kinda scares me.

It doesn't help that he is extremely conniving and can make devices and schemes unlike the world has ever seen. Every time I know he is involved in something, I just feel like I have to be on high alert. He always manages to surprise me. And not in a good way.

I guess what is most important for you to know is that he's extremely cruel and manipulative, and will do anything, anything, to get more power and control. I wouldn't recommend tryin' to deal with him. It's not worth getting entangled in his traps, both physical and mental. He's a wicked monster with a stone-cold black heart made of coal... Then again, I wonder if even that's true. Sometimes I feel like there's still some humanity in him. A part of him that does know better... I kinda feel like that makes him worse.

Regardless, I think it's important not to be afraid of him. That's exactly what he wants. He's not as invincible as he tries to appear. He's not unbeatable. In the end, he's just a guy. Just a guy in a cloak. And just like any guy, he has, can, and will be defeated.

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But seriously if you happen to catch either of these two in suspicious activity please alert me or the Mouseton police. We'll do our best to try and take care of these scoundrels.

Perhaps this is a blessin' in disguise. I could use this as an opportunity to keep an eye on these two and keep them out of trouble.

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Again thank you

Anaïs Gremlin Rascal but in my style

for @memelordotherblog

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Howdy Mickey!

How'd you come across Donald and Goofy?

Y'know, your two best friends, I mean you have a lotta best friends but they're the best of the best!

Howdy hatred-n-hav0c,

You're definitely right that Donald and Goofy are my best of best friends. Whenever we're together, I feel like I'm part of an unstoppable team. I couldn't have asked for better pals.

I actually met Donald when I was a part of the Junior Woodchucks when I was much younger. There was a regional summer camp-off where Junior Woodchucks from all around Calisota would meet. They had us split into groups of two, as sort of a buddy system, and guess who I was paired up with... Not Donald. It was another kid actually. But he ended up getting sick and had to go home early. So I was then paired with the only kid without a buddy, Donald.

We initially didn't get along as we butted heads and pulled some pretty nasty pranks on each other. We were both kinda troublemakers 😈 if you could believe it ha ha. But when the Official Junior Woodchuck End of Camp Competition rolled up as well as some potential sightings of Bigfoot, we learned to put aside our differences and work together... We didn't win or even see Bigfoot. But I think we got something even more valuable 😉. After that, we found that we actually had a lot of similar interests, like cameras and fishing. And we've been friends ever since, writin' letters to each other or even visitin' each other's hometowns.

I know some people like to give Donald flak for his temper or his bad luck. But he's one of the bravest most hardworkin' people I know. I believe a lot of his rage comes from the fact that he cares so much and wants life to be fair not just for him, but for everyone.

As for Goofy, I actually met him a little bit later. Goofy is a little bit older than us, so while we were teens, he was a young adult just startin' in life. He actually worked as a janitor at the high school and college I went to. To be honest, a lot of people saw Goofy as well... goofy and didn't give him the time of day. But that never really discouraged him as he was always confident in who he was and was friendly with everyone he met.

Unfortunately, I hate to admit I was kinda in that crowd who didn't really see much in him😓. What could I say, I was a teen just followin' the crowd. But one day I was down in the dumps at school and you wanna know who came to comfort me. It was Goofy. It was at that moment that I found how truly wise, kind, and dependable he was. He just knew exactly what to say and was even willing to drop everything and help me out with the problem. After that, I started to treat him differently and we quickly became close friends. I even helped him babysit Max 😊.

Honestly Goofy is a friend I really need at times. Whenever an issue seems too complex to handle, he somehow can find the simplest solution where you wouldn't even think to look. He also has such a huge heart and is willin' to drop everything to support anyone in need.

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This popped into my head and it wouldn't leave

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Mark thinks he apart of the time, smh.

Losing my mind over the artwork in the leaked DWD pitch

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Ye haw

Snatched

Yo he's dead

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Finally drew him (got inspired by @alioks-blog & @topidarkenblog phantom blot because I adore it a lot, hope it’s okay!)

Yall heard the blot,

Obliterate that motherf-

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Gosh, I kinda feel like I should post something here... I know this is an Ask Blog for me, but maybe I can ask questions too.

What is your favorite thing to do on the weekends?

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A random doodle i made of this silly little guy :3

✨💚💚SMCKAKDKSKSKD- JULIUSSSS!!!!!!💚💚✨ (the lil guyyyy)

Oh this is such beautiful art I love his little expression and pose gwrjwrkfwk (really gives off the older brother vibe-)- thank you for this wonderful fan art I love it so much!!!💞

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It’s okay guys i can share this one it was published in the newspaper today

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Did I ever mention how much I love Mickey’s tall sister?

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Happy birthday to you

Thank you!!

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Happy birthday! Have fun being old 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎊

Lol thanks.