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Will Instagram be the platform that can actually display this GIF?  Let’s find out!

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Going rogue today at a shoot with @librarybards at the @scabbyrooster https://www.instagram.com/p/B4dstxcH_R4/?igshid=1nutonirpmoox

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For anyone who watched Blank Slate, this touching slice of fantasy is a depiction of a bucolic scenario in which my character Balthazar, The grand minister of a fictional city called Petra, is just fine for a day. Even when things never seem to go well, somehow we can still find the image of a good day in our mind. Much appreciation to @d20owlbear for taking the time to write this lovely portrait of a man who never was.

Grandmaster Balthazar and the Delightful, Soothing, Not Bad, Very Good Day

Based vaguely off of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

He woke up on the good side of the bed that morning. No one rushing in to tell him of some new meeting he was late to, and from the smell wafting through the door to his bathroom off to the side, there was a hot bath filled with lavender and cinnamon waiting for him. That’s when he knew this was going to be a delightful, soothing, not bad, very good day.

At breakfast, laid out on his desk beside his morning reports his favorites were on display and none of the reports were crinkled, or scrunched, or late. His coffee was still steaming and the juice freshly pressed. His favored chef was back in the kitchen it seemed, after so long of an absence.

It is good to be him, he thinks.

After initial reports from his agents in the city and beyond, all legible and informative, he barely had any questions at all left to be answered for clarification purposes to write up and send out. He got up and took a reprieve from further work to a nearby sitting room overlooking the most verdant of the gardens and a talented musician took up roost beneath him to lazily play the harp.

He could tell it was going to be a delightful, soothing, not bad, very good day.

A messenger came and spoke to him of the situation of food storage and here it was fine and well-stocked. More reports, this time of a more clandestine nature, was given over to him directly with the assurance of no chance of being intercepted at any point. Hand-delivered by a trustworthy agent. He could tell it was going to be a delightful, soothing, not bad, very good day.

He could tell because the king of Slate was visiting and brought his father and advisors, they’d chosen Petra to host the royal wedding. Two if Balthazar had anything to say about it, and the revenue brought in from touristy nobility would put a decent nest egg away for a rainy day for the city-state. 

A knock sounded at the door and Balthazar turned with a serene half-smile on his face. 

“Yes?”

“I brought your lunch, and a few questions for you.” Alistair, the king-father’s bodyguard chimed.

“Alright, come in.” 

And so he did, setting down the tray of meats and cheese and a variety of fruits and unleavened breads along with a goblet of wine, his favorite. 

“Would you mind,” Alistair started haltingly, hand scratching at the back of his neck as he looked out the window in an uncharacteristic show of nerves, “Helping me figure something out? Planning it, I mean?”

Balthazar quirked an eyebrow and took a sip of the wine, a perfect blend to go with the food brought, from the outskirts of Petra itself - he’d always been partial to products grown or made here after all.

“Of course.” “Since you know all the best spots and the city so well I-” Alistair stopped rambling and sent a bright smile the Grand Minister’s way, “Great! I need a perfect spot to propose, yanno?” 

Ah yes, this was indeed going to be a very good day. Delightful, not bad in any way, and just a little hectic - but that’s what he loved most. 

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The only guy who got the wrong end of his enemy bringing a knife to a gun fight. #agentcoulson #sdcc2019 #nerdbot https://www.instagram.com/p/B0KfhYrHagE/?igshid=119s68dqo4i0p

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Met this guy at the UpsideDown after party on Thursday. Seemed like a nice guy but I’m pretty sure he made some comment about the party having a... *checks notes*... “tight butthole”? #workaholics #sdcc2019 https://www.instagram.com/p/B0KfEjOngeR/?igshid=11ypvp12m0m9f

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...and these are even better than the other ones!

Blast From The Past – Cosplay

Loki The Trickster God – Featuring @loki-hates-you

Emerald Hook Photography

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Awwww!  these all came out great!

Blast From The Past – Cosplay

Loki The Trickster God – Featuring @loki-hates-you

Emerald Hook Photography

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I’ve been a follower for a long time but since you’re pro choice I have to unfollow, I srsly can’t believe you support that 🙄

For everyone who follows me:

Please unfollow me and block me if you believe that abortion is wrong

Unfollow me if you think getting investigated after having an miscarriage is justified

UNFOLLOW AND BLOCK ME if you think a doctor performing an abortion needs to eat more jail time than a rapist

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@taikawaititi is here https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwk6wWBhPT7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=oxovpt31qdox

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I haven’t had the chance to do much singing lately so it’ll be fun to jojnup with @nerdbotmedia ‘s Ragnarock and tear the roof off @geek.meet on April 7th at the @slidebar https://www.instagram.com/p/BvZu7n3H0bI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r81hegstlqxq

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This... probably isn’t what they meant when they said “wear green on St. Patrick’s Day” I do not miss wearing that helmet. Let me tell you. (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvKYrvAH6YH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f8b06nqtoakq

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Amara and I got to go see @muse at the LA Forum last night. Truly great show. Even before they took the stage, the crowd was excited and working together to fill the stands with phone lit stars. When the actual show began, it was almost overwhelming. Just the moment when the flooded the air with confetti was its own spectacle on top of the 2 hour music video that they somehow managed to choreograph in real time on their enormous projector screens. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu6qNG9noqU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=oqstmcph0ty3

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Tune into @nerdbotmedia on Facebook tonight at 8pm PST for our new D&D broadcast, Dimension Dorks! This week’s party features @thorknai @lizzufer @da1afroninja and @eatenbypotchky https://www.instagram.com/p/BtRmpSjHnvW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ewhp8dflvhwa

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Less than 48 hours until I launch my D&D broadcast so I thought I’d ask for some advice from a master. A DUNGEON MASTER! #mattmercer #CriticalRoll #NerdBot #DnD #twinsies https://www.instagram.com/p/BtNaXYDHFWQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1euqi9bme60yt

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@tantumbelle and I are Che King out #catsonglass in downtown LA. IT’s... pretty cute. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs1N1yPHLdd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1x1w5wvaaow6a

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This year at @memcomicfantasy con, I had to take a little extra time to encourage @lumpybirdcosplay to come and show their stuff. Turns out, the judges like a Kenku as much as I do! (at The Guest House at Graceland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqVu42JHAmB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qi03988vcjxd

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Daddy’s going out tonight. #loki #infinitywar #redcarpet