Just a heads up... I'm an adult. And a lot of modern fandom wank just makes me tired.
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the world's most decent little princess
#Pyaari#❤️❤️❤️#I saw a video of her going to the vet#It is VERY obvious when she doesn't like something lmao
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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
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"He wouldn't fucking say that" but it's just about the word "tummy".
#Language#I know that language evolves and that fanfic is written by the fans for free and I will NOT complain directly bc that's rude#But if your ADULT character is talking about their/their lover's body and calls it a tummy?#I backspace immediately sorry not sorry#I didn't even realize this was a squick of mine until today tbh#Puppies and kitties and babies have tummies and tum-tums and whatever#But not Grown Ass Adult Men#Unless it's an ageregression thing#Then please fucking tag it so I can avoid it
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macbeth is shakespeare’s funniest tragedy and mr. macbeth is the funniest character in macbeth. he listens to these creepy old women tell him he’s gonna be king and IMMEDIATELY decides the only thing he can POSSIBLY do is kill a guy and then he waffles about it for a full act and finally comes to the conclusion that it’s morally wrong and then HE DOES IT ANYWAY and his entire fucking life falls apart with an inevitability that is genuinely hilarious
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SUPERMAN (2025) Directed by James Gunn
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SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn
+ Kara
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I love kākā chicks so much - they have the MOST baby faces
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Okay but Superman 100% is willing to go on Sesame Street, right?? Like that's a thing 2025's Clark would 100% be down to do?? It'd be sponsored by the letter S & Supergrover would show up??
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if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences
#I probably wouldn't? But like to be clear#Not because I'm a particularly good person or anything?#Give me the Death Note and I will take the slip-in-slide to hell so fucking fast#But anyone I would actually want to hurt (in minecraft) aren't near me and I wouldn't know how to get close enough#(I don't want to try killing A Random Person)#Now if the time loops happened and I was near enough to certain people and had a shot to take them out#Yeah I would do it soon probably#I know I know#I_am_14_and_this_is-deep.jpg type answer#Morality#Time loop
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#steve urkel#Is trying to kill me#Elma is protecting me#I genuinely don't know how to answer bc Elmo can call for back up on Sesame Street and is friends with super grover
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I just dove a shipwreck and ten gajillion sharks were there 🥰
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spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev
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hard to pick the worst quote from this
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I don't even like Stephen King btw, for all I know he did go to Epstein Island for exactly the reasons everyone is claiming, I just hate:
That people are taking an unsourced screencap of a tweet as "proof" without making sure that the tweet is real (it is) and without checking to see if there's any context (there is).
That people are using his fiction writing as proof? I DON'T LIKE HIS BOOKS. BUT you CANNOT tell a person's behavior based on the books they write. Dark fiction =/= reality.
I DON'T KNOW STEPHEN KING. But fucking hell people, especially with photoshop/the rise of AI, this is the sort of thing to be wary of. Yeah, I found the original tweet. And I'll even link it. But ffs in 2025, can we please be better about assuming a screencap is real without checking + checking for context?

#twitter#stephen king#Is Stephen King a pedo? I have no idea#But if he is#We'll find out if it comes out he did terrible things to *real children*#Not be he wrote about fucked up things happening to fictional children. In horror novels.
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Full context btw. He's not arguing that Epstein didn't traffic children, and there aren't files; just there there isn't one single "list" that can be released easily.
(All links are xcancel links)

#stephen king#epstein#ffs I don't even LIKE his writing#but the number of people treating him like he's obviously a pedo bc he writes dark shit with fucked up themes#or bc he “looks like one”#uh#bruh
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