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Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive
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Good Omens Fanficion "Beaten and Bruised"
When Aziraphale joins the school in the middle of the school year and starts doing good deeds, he quickly becomes the target of the schools troublemakers. But bullying innocent people never had been Crowley's thing. So he decides to step up for the new kid, offering him protection.
Can Crowley protect him though? And will their new-found friendship maybe even blossom into something... more?
This fic contains a lot of angst, some fluff and (of course) a happy ending. I'm still recovering from the events of s2 ep 06, so this is a way of coping😭
Give it a read, if you want! Enjoy ☺️
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#ao3#fanfiction#crowley x aziraphale#angst#fluff#highschool au#aziracrow#good omens 2
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I'm a firm believer that Aziracrow will make up, HOWEVER I think Aziraphale will NEVER hear the end of it.
*500 years later: Aziraphale doing something accidentally* "Oops, sorry"
*Crowley, mockingly* "I fOrGiVe yOu"
*Sigh* "Crowley, I said I was sorry! Will you let it go, please?"
*Crowley, dramatically falling back on his chair, still doing the mocking voice* "cOmE wItH mE tO hEaVeN"
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Parallels - Good Omens Seasons One & Two - Part One
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ineffable husbands and ineffable bureaucracy perfectly sum up the two types of queer romantic relationships: painful mutual pining for 6,000 years and speedrunning from enemies to friends to lovers in the span of 0.5 seconds
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I love it here, we are all equally going bonkers over these two idiots
i. i just realised something about the kiss.
the way when aziraphale puts both of his hands on crowley's back, you can see them kinda shift so aziraphale isn't leaning. he held onto crowley for stability, and leaned in. pushed closer to him. he leaned forward. anyone ever says he didn't want the kiss im going to hunt you down because HE HELD CLOSE!!! HE KISSED BACK!!!!
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watching that driving scene in the blitz back it’s like. Good grief. Aziraphale really was shooting his shot there. If he hadn’t kept on with the “ooh you’re so nice you’re so kind” bollocks, and if Crowley wasn’t as dense as a fucking brick, they really could have shagged. they could’ve had it all. it’s ok tho bc we still got the homoerotic “aim for my mouth” “trust me” gun business.
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Crowley knowing Aziraphale's three tones of voice is this season's "I know what you smell like"
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i'm okay, i'm okay, i'm okay, i'm okay, i'm ok-


The products of trying to recreate what was going on outside the frame during the kiss. (for ENTIRELY SCIENTIFIC purposes)
@actual-changeling altered my whole outlook on life with this post about Aziraphale's left hand (I'd only been looking at his right hand) and I couldn't stop thinking about it, so I painted the rest of the fucking owl (and his bf).
so normal about this
#i'msonotokayomg#currentlyvribratingataspeedthatshouldn'tbepossibleforahumanbody#howdidinevernoticethesecondhand
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Crowley using a crank handle to operate the universe ❤
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