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It’s funny that parents think kids will be honest with them about the big things when we all saw Danny Fenton hide his own death at 14 as kids and agreed with him that it was the right decision

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nap in the teacher's office

here's my @invisobang entry for @nanaarchy ‘s fic, "trying to hold moving hands" c:

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Ok so theoretically if I just had like 8,000 words of the next chapter done but like still don’t have of the stuff I promised do you just want the current version. It’s just adulting is hard and shits taking forever lmao

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Some times I feel guilty for taking joy in the little things.

They are the little things they really shouldn’t matter, but it dose to me any way.

Things like the hair in my arms getting thicker now, or just being able to wake up next to a love one.

The cat’s rubbing up against me in the kitchen.

Getting to spend time just watching my partner fall in to a research rabbit hole.

My voice cracking and fucking up.

Giggles that come one after the other.

But even that just being enough makes me feel guilty, should I care so much about things like that?

I hope so.

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guys I can explain

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I got inspired…

based on this meme

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The time for war has come once again. I’m loosing, but then again when did I ever have a chance at winning. I knew it the minute I woke up in a pool of my own blood. The cruel gods push on. Forcing me to stay in the fight. And I’m being very brave about it.

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You know, one time I did a challenge playthrough in Pokémon Sun and Moon. I continue to try again time and again.

The challenge?

Bounty Hunter challenge.

Basically, how it works is that there are some npcs scattered around the game that will give you money if you show them a Pokémon they request you catch.

And let me tell you, the end game of this team is a team you wouldn’t expect a player to be having.

So firstly, ditch that starter you get. That Rowlet you got? Punt that orb into orbit. That Litten you’re wanting to see turn bipedal? Throw it into the sea. No one is gonna choose Popplio (except me and some other people) so just leave that there. And then wait until you can get to the Pokémon center in the Hau’oli City.

That’s right. If you’re attempting to do this challenge, if you’re playing Sun and Moon, you have to first:

Arrive at Alola

Get your hat and read stuff

Meet Professor Kukui

Follow him up to Iki Town

Save Nebby

Get your starter

Defeat Hau

Do the Pokémon ceremony where you defeat Hau again

Go to Professor Kukui’s lab

Get the Rotom Dex

Go through the Pokémon Trainer School

Get the EXP Share (that you can’t turn off, haha, get mad at a game helping it’s targeted audience, a.k.a. Little Timmy over there, progress in the game)

Arrive at Hau’oli City

Use the photo picture that most players blatantly ignore

And arrive at the Hau’oli City Pokemon Center

Oh but that’s not all. Because you will get to talk to the npc to trigger the request of catching a Drifloon (SM) or Abra (USUM) but you will need to:

Meet up with Captain Ilima

Beat up Team Skull

Battle Captain Ilima

And then make your way to catching your Pokémon

Now that you’re fully ready for this Bounty Hunter Challenge, you would already realize that it took you maybe 1.5 hours to start this challenge. And let me tell you, this won’t probably be worth the time to play the games normally.

I say this because if you do this challenge, you literally have 9 Pokémon you can use. Depending on whether you have the base games or ultra, you will either get a team consisting of, in order:

Child Murderer turned blimp or Mr(s). Teleports away (Can’t even get final evolution without trading

An actual fairy or a crab that has a “why” evolution

Don’t be giving this dog a bath or a gem eating gremlin

Sea Landmine or Sexy Lizard

A Weak Fish you can’t evolve if you don’t trade or a piece of coral

A bear to not hug and a slime dragon to give a hug

An ape that’s either a rugby player or lifestyle guru or a bird that’s either a totem pole or just an owl (depending on where you have (ultra) sun or (ultra moon) moon)

The Pikachu clone in the eyes of game freak or a literal asteroid

The actual Pikachu clone the fans deem as one or the Pokémon bane of the Sinnoh Champion

Oh and the Legendary Pokémon you get at the end of the game? Necrozma. Lunala. Solgaleo. Nebby basically. Yeah just boot them into the pc box. Sorry Lillie. I would like to bring Nebby onto my champion team but unfortunately capitalism says otherwise.

So yeah. If you wanna do this challenge to take the vast amount of cool and interesting Pokémon and slim it down to a simple 9 then do this challenge. You’ll make a great profit of 69,000 pokedollars. Real glad you decided to pick your team based of capitalism

tl;dr: Use these nine Pokémon in your Pokémon (Ultra) Sun and Moon playthrough and gain a profit of 69,000 Pokedollars

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https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/irs-complaint-process-tax-exempt-organizations

3. Nature of violation

Directors/Officers/Persons are using income/assets for personal gain

Organization is engaged in commercial, for-profit business activities

Income/Assets are being used to support illegal or terrorist activities

Organization is involved in a political campaign

Organization is engaged in excessive lobbying activities

Organization refused to disclose or provide a copy of Form 990

Organization failed to report employment, income or excise tax liability properly

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"i kissed a girl once when i was 12" is kind of a losing response anyways

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An echo in my paradise

It sits just down the street on the island we stated together. An empty house that will forever be unaffected by time.

The villagers don’t even ask about you even more, it’s like they know you aren’t coming back.

It haunts me in away, that house, the mail flag blue and blinking demanding my attention whenever I have to run by it.

Some times I walk inside it and just stand there. I still hunt for your name on anything in the museum. I still run the island, I keep it nice. I finally finished that zen garden we always wanted.

I don’t play all the time but when I do the echo of your presence that has slowly faded from our home, packed in boxes and shoved away, it lives on the island.

On the paradise we started together. You stay undeniable.

I miss you babby bro, I really do. Don’t worry I’ll keep your spot ready, and your controller charged.

But until then I’ll be here. Listening for your echo.

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swashbuckling fae

gess im a pirate now :D

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

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when people ask how long you’ve been online

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Fucking jumpscared by this image by god.

Good job op it’s beautiful.

Any who thats enough interned for today.

day 9: crossover ship/rarepair

dreamceler just had their first baby! it’s doc scratch!! how cute!!!

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remove brain

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If you do feed it write bad omega Vers and feed it that. The ai has a fucking aneurysms when it’s related to anything abo.

HEY HEY YOU! LOOK AT ME, IN THE EYES. *grabs you by the shoulders*

I am telling you to write ORIGINAL bad abo stuff and feed it to ai, don’t feed it existing  pieces unless they’re yours.

Don’t feed peoples work to ai unless they say you can.

 Go now mess up those data sets!!!

Screw cultural norms, Let’s feed it fandom trash instead!