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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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A: Did you seriously replace our relationship dynamic with overused incorrect quotes?!

B: [sipping coffee out of a bowl] Maybe.

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No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old

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To serve. To cherish. To protect. Bookmarks for The Mond Trio Zine. Make sure to check out the leftover sales if you're interested.

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sometimes instead of “why can’t they just be friends” i think it should be “why can’t they also be friends” because sometimes shipping feels much too much like forcing two pretty characters to kiss and be intimate without actually being interested in the dynamic the two people have. what about hanging out together. what about why they like being in each others company. what do they argue about. how do they patch things up. what do they laugh about.

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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always complain about things. okay, you know how programmers explain their code to rubber ducks when it's not working? same principle. an appliance breaks down. I get pissed off, try everything, go through the various stages of despair etc. I complain about it to a friend and explain why it frustrates me so bad, and suddenly I'm thinking 'wait I should try unplugging it and then doing a factory reset and then—' and I go home and do that and it starts working again. I keep losing my earrings. I complain about it to a friend, about how I keep them all in a little dish but then the specific one I want always dematerialises the moment I want it. my friend says 'I just keep them on the little card backs they came with' and I think well shit, I always throw those out. but then I think aha I can make a bunch of pinholes in a decorative postcard. genius. I read a story. it's about something I'm usually into, but for some reason I don't like this story at all. I complain about it, I figure out what irritates me about it, I have a great idea for a way better story. I try a new recipe, it doesn't come together. I bitch about it like crazy, about what I thought I did right and how it failed, and before I know it I'm explaining out loud which parts I'm inexperienced at or didn't understand or adjusted wrong. I need a little table for drawing on. I complain about it in the group chat, two days later someone says 'hey I spotted the kind of table you're looking for on the side of the road, do you want to come pick it up'. I complain, endlessly. my life is enriched. the art of complaining.

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Happy 2024

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after wayyyyy too long spent on this, i've finally finished my extensive genshin fic rec list :D with a total of 97 fics and my own yappings about my thoughts for each one loll

this whole project started when my friend ryn asked me for my genshin fic recs and i told her i'd go through all of my bookmarks to pick out my favs, so you can blame her for this HAHA. obv the list will be more towards my taste in fics so just keep that in mind when going 'hey why are there so many xiaoven fics' <3

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if you lose your train of thought while talking to someone its because they reloaded the quicksave after killing you midsentence

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diagram of using social media

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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

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i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”

bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.

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too many character enjoyers not enough character understanders