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I have no idea why I received an "autographed" picture of #Jim #Cantore from the #TWC in the #mail today. 馃槀馃槀馃槀 #lol #weather #flabbergasted
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If you've never had #garden-#fresh #tomatoes, then you've never really had tomatoes. Courtesy of my #dad. #fruit #food #nom #country #goodness
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From adventures in Cracker Barrel Sunday night. We loved the older, Asian hostess with the southern accent. She seemed to like us, too. #lol #asiansrepresent #jawlipops #wallosodas #basketsofur #babyburtreynolds #kitsch #valenciafilter
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#CandyCrush level 252 is ridiculous. You can't just make a level never ending. I had to let the time run out. I feel like they should send me some real candy after all of that. #games #crazy #millions #candyqueen #winner
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I need dis. It's a #cookie #cup. A. Cookie. Mothereffin'. Cup. Oh the #noms. #food #sweets
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Pretty sure a #StarWars #nerd at #HP designed my #work printer. It's very #Darth #Vader. #darkside #theforce #geekchic #loveit #lofi
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I want to do this to someone. I feel like he/she would appreciate it. #lol #funny #birds #friends
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Ba-ba-ba-bird bird #bird. #lol #funny #birdistheword #surfinbird
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#Walgreen's #Nice #Bacon Jerky. That's right. Bacon. Jerky. Tastes like bacon. It's really just. A bag. Of bacon. You can all start hating me now. #bagofbacon #food #foodporn #heartattack
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Holy shit. This is so goddamn cute. Looks like I'll need some Pok茅 treats...
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Oh my goodness. #SqueezyFreezy works! My result is like a #cran-raspberry snow cone. This thing is a hell of a lot easier to use than the #SlushyMagic. #yummers #infomercial #products #asseenontv
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#Girlgamers are the #holytrinity for #guygamers... Actually, we'll just say #guys. I don't know any straight guys who don't play #videogames. #lol #gamers
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#Confucius say, "#Slapaho to keep your #pimphandstrong." Best. Fortune. Ever. #fortunecookie #asian #wisdom #lol #funny
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I squished a #bug on my #laptop's #screen... or so I thought. Apparently, the bug was behind the screen, and there is now this spot almost in the middle of the screen? How do I #remove this?! #help #computer #wtf
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I called this tackle a group hug. @mr_panda7 was not amused and said I can't say that during #sports. Clearly, they love him. #football #superbowl #ravens #49ers #lol #funny
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Holy fuck. I could not own this cat or even visit a friend who owned it. So freaky.




Meet Frank and Louie, the two-faced cat. Frank and Louie are a janus cat who lives in Worcester, Massachusetts and apparently they are a sweetheart.
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