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“ACES BELONG AT PRIDE”

a PSA for the naysayers and encouragement for those who need it. mostly the latter rather than the former, but for those who needed the PSA:

you’re welcome.

※ photos taken May 2018 at Tokyo Rainbow Pride. see more at queerascat.com.

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loosing my mind over this youtube poop ass scene. greatest show of all time

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Boob Magic Battle

I plan making these into matching pins someday

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A friend is doing a one-shot D&D Campaign set in a candyland kind of themed world. So I'm playing a Kenku skittle-wizard. I love him.

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accidentally tried to upload bg3 as a photo to tumblr

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i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

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Sujamma

After my incredibly lucky escape with Brynjolf from the Oblivion gate in Solstheim, I’m glad to say that I’ve managed to keep the secret recipe of Geldis Sadri of the Retching Netch in Raven Rock, alive. Well, how do you make his famous sujamma? I wish I could tell you, my dears, but that would require an entire brewery, an alchemy set, and many hours of your time. Instead, I’ve tinkered around with various tinctures and flavours to bring you the closest thing in flavour to sujamma. Beware, this stuff is potent! Please drink responsibly!

You will need:

3 shots soju (Korean alcoholic beverage, can often be found in Asian supermarkets)

1 shot vodka

1 shot tequila

½ glass grapefruit or lemon juice

¼ glass sparkling or tonic water

Crushed mint leaves

1 tbsp brown sugar

Tall glass of crushed ice

Cocktail shaker

Method:

In the glass, place the mint leaves, sugar, and sparkling water. Muddle well.

Pour the soju, tequila, vodka, ice and juice into the shaker and shake thoroughly. Pour into your glass. Stir well before drinking, and enjoy!

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Rayman 1 but if everything was fine

(used the second imagen as reference and i took it from twitter form the user @/raybloom)

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Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience

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[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

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i love making art

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

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Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash