#funny interaction

[jxmimac]

Best thing I’ve seen all day

[tankirb]

Man accidentally reinvents Bionicle.

[catxolotlquoise]

*Star Candy Cookie looks up from their list*

"Hey Blue? Apart from your first wish, do you have any other wishes?"

"Other wishes..." *Shadow Milk Cookie places a hand on his chin, pondering*

"It okay if you don't, i was just curious--"

"I WISH FOR ALL WITCHES TO BURN IN THE OVEN!!! INCLUDING MY SO-CALLED CREATORS!!! AND I WANT A FRONT ROW SEAT TO THE SHOW!!!"

*Star Candy Cookie looks back at their list and very slowly turns away from Shadow Milk*

*Shadow Milk Cookie tilts his head in confusion*

[oppsiedoo]

Just a silly little interaction ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 thought this was kinda funny so I decided to draw it! I haven’t been locked in AT ALL so i apologize for throwing this poo covered brick at you💔💔💔💔😢

[teethnstuff]

Magik: "Ultron. You know how you hate all humans."

Ultron: "how could I forget? Humans are the biggest threat to the earth"

Magik: "then how do you feel about Adam? He calls himself a human but can help life grow and heal."

Ultron: ".... don't speak to me, for the rest of this battle."

[binaryboyfriends]

A little chaotic Hawkmetri interaction on SocMed 🐦

(Johnny really misunderstands sometimes, HE SAID SOME BS TO MIGUEL)

(I know they are all messy af on their private accounts 😭 + don’t mind about calendar dates because I can't change them properly)

[jasprboi]

this just happened at work like 10 mins ago

[dinosaurwithablog]

All is fair in love and law....

😁😍

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

When your asexual friend asks the wrong question and thus receives the exact wrong answer.

[late-night-jams]

Robot girl: "humanity can not even begin to conceptualize of a better world yet as we still are viewing everything around us through colonialism. It is vital to society and human life itself that the colonialist world view be completely dismantled (which yes includes capitalism in its entirety)"

Puppy girl humping leg: "we should have gay sister sex :3"

[hamster-princess3]

someone on discord who didn’t know what asexual means

dont rember exact words but it was sthm like dis:

(bonus English is guy #2s second language which led to further confusion.)

Guy1: whait what was ur sexuality again

(i should note that in context this question was acceptable in this situation)

me: oh Im pan romantic asexual

1: i know what pan is but whats ace?

Guy 2 (who probably only heard this word in a science book) kinda weireded out: doesnt that mean u want to like literally fuck yourself? 1: hwat?

me: no, im not attracted to anyone

1: ohh

2: but isnt asexual reproduction when like you reproduce on your own

me: thats plants, but yes thats one of the meanings, cuz the a means without and then the sexual means sex, but when were talking about humans it means without sexual attraction not reproduction without a partner

2 probably realizing hes misjuged a lot of people: oh, ohhh, o my god im an idiot

1: i am still confused

me: I want to date people regardless of gender, but I do not want to fuck them… ever.

2….thats me… but like only girls…

tldr dude on discord thought asexual meant you wanted to fuck urself after I explained the actual meaning to him he realized he was asexual. also please dont go hating on him he was just confused we had a good laugh afterwards.

[maniccrystalhippie]

I need to share this very odd interaction I had while working night shift last night:

*we are literally standing outside of a trauma room waiting for the patient to be wheeled in by EMS*

Security: OH wow, it's weird to see someone here that's not in scrubs. What do you do here?

Me: I'm a scribe

Security: So that's what position you like to play?

*I am confused and trying to figure out if this man is attempting to sexually harass me and failing or what*

Me: What?

X-ray tech: Stop talking nerd *guard's name*, you're scaring her

Security: I suppose you don't know me very well, I like to play as a warlock

Me: *pauses to process like an old Windows XP* Are you talking about fucking D&D?

Security: Yeah, aren't you?

Me: You asked me what I do here, and I told you I'm a medical scribe. You're the one talking about dungeons and dragons

[skauni]

Met a guy on CoD Mobile today. That shit was funny as hell. We play 4 MP rounds together. And I had my mic off right? So as soon as we start losing our 5th round he goes “Can you even hear me?” I turn my character to his slowly and then there a pause and the match starts so he goes “I don’t think you can hear me.” And I waited no time to reply: “Nah I can hear you.” He said “Oh! Hi! :D” and it was so fucking funny I laughed for like 2 minutes and then started saying weird ADHD shit like “1 fish, 2 fish, Cow Shit, AYYYY MACARENA!” Needless to say I think he regretted getting me on the mic.💀💀💀💀

[hunterkin1]

Actual interaction I (blue blurred out) had on Wattpad some time ago. It's giving Tumblr asks

My user is blurred out because nobody needs to see my Wattpad stories. They mega suck. Trust me bro. Will give it out to those who ask.

[a-mess-of-a-crow]

HOLY CRAP I'M CHOKING FROM LAUGHING

God, Dee, you're amazing but you'll be the death of me

[storiesplus]

Day 35! I just wrote about a fun interaction with a stranger. #writer #blog #StoriesPlusblog