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I do indeed. The funny fish man shall suffer

hades 2 Poseidon is so goofy he’s probably one of my favorite characters!

I need to see this man go through indescribable pain and suffering right now.

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@saturntheinsomniacsketchez

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So I bought a Poseidon boon from Charon’s shop and he was talking about avenging hades and fighting Chronos, I think I was on a surface rout as well. aka:

I bought Logan Cunningham from Logan Cunningham who is angry at Logan Cunningham for kidnapping Logan Cunningham while I was on my way to fight Logan Cunningham.

Explanation of the joke

Charon, Hades, Poseidon, Typhon, and Chronos are all voiced by Logan Cunningham

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Me around a week ago: Ya know it’s kind of disappointing that when discussing Hades 2, nobody really explores the mental and emotional effects the events would have on Hades. I mean, being chained up and tortured in your own home for 20 years by your abuser who you thought you permanently escaped can’t be fun. Sucks that no authors or artists have really done anything with the concept.

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wait

I'M A ARTIST!

hehehehehehehehe

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A R T

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“What if I made you an offer you couldn’t refuse?”

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op I would like you to know that my wifi began to freak out as I was scrolling and got this as a result

Only autism Ena remains

i feel like this is something necessary to provide to the public

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BEHOLD! OLYMPUS!

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Bonus

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YES FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO UNDERSTANDS!! I’ve seen so many “possessed Zagreus” and a single “possessed Persephone” but what about the others!? And just think of the potential ANGST it’s just MMMMMMM

I know it feels evil but i kind of want to have a mini boss fight with each member of Hades' house (besides hades himself) Like a fight with Zagreus thats all his fighting skills used against you. A battle with Nyx where she shoots nightmares at you. A battle with Thanatos thats similar to the charon fight only way more dangerous. A battle with persephone where shes using vines and poisonous flowers to hit you each of them have some symbol of Kronos' control. Maybe they have sand in their eyes, or they have chains that are obviously the reason for their control.

I just think it would be cool.

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Hades isn’t heard from for a prolonged amount of time and the Olympians don’t notice/care enough to wonder why only for it to be revealed that he was captured and imprisoned

Ares:

explanation and original under cut

In one myth the aloadae giants attempt to build a mountain to Olympus so that they can kidnap Artemis and Hera. All of the Olympians are completely unconcerned about this (for some reason) except for Ares who goes to fight them. The giants capture him and nobody noticed for A ENTIRE YEAR. he almost goes insane before the giants mother alerts Hermes to Ares’ location and Hermes rescues him.

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having a small blog and posting without tags is so funny, bold of you to assume that I want to be noticed by the tumbler tag mafia™️

I’m like a little tumblr ninja! Nobody sees me but I see them. And I am judging all of you

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holy crap pages killed oscar wilde

i was like "green carnations? those are the gay flowers!" followed shortly by "OH NO I WAS RIGHT"

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the mysterious masters of the bazaar, a force not to be trifled with!

Meanwhile Mr Pages, starts throwing a tantrum and screeching incoherently at the nearest semi trustworthy person about a stolen book.

I’m starting to think that the masters aren’t actually very good at this stuff.

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SAKURAI GOT CUSTODY OF HIS SON BACK!!!! NEVER FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!

(Ment to post this yesterday but omg we stay winning)

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I think it’s really funny that two of my more successful posts are the twobat sword fight shitpost and the chermes wedding shitpost. truly a worthy legacy I am creating for myself

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THE MONKEY!?

been playing fallen london! i know some things, dont know other things.