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the never ending Blackwood vs Bracken feud is so disappointing because what do you mean there's never been a moment in the history of Westeros where two kids from these warring houses fell in love and ran away together Romeo&Juliet style??

On a completely unrelated note if there was a Bloodraven/Bittersteel ship would it be called BloodStell BitterRaven or BitterBlood

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the way kaladin is like. the only character who gets an arc relating to overcoming his prejudices but it’s…him overcoming his “prejudices” against lighteyes…like huh……?

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Ok so Orym got a cool new sword. And Dorian got a cool new sword.

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ manifesting a hot sword fighting practice between the two of them for the next episode 🙏🙏

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Since oda randomly revealed Zoro's family tree, now it's official: there's nothing more dangerous for your health than being a mother in one piece universe.

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Post timeskip au where everything is the same except:

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Look fellas I'm enjoying all the new Soap/Ghost smut as much as the next bitch with daddy issues

But if I don't see someone start a dedicated and continuous passion project slow burn for these two, it's gonna be my 13th reason.

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Hey, Sumerians! What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

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Glad to see tumblr part of resident evil fandom hornyposting about their new sewer rat that just crawled out of a dumpster. Never change re simps.

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How I think Assassin’s Creed Characters would react to fanfics of them on AO3: a thread

Starting with our boy Ezio

Sweet bby boi Connor Kenway (let’s be honest that boy would take one look at a smut fic of him and would have to go to counseling)

Altaïr my beloved

Eddie Boy Kenway (he’s probably written most of them himself tbh)

Desmond Miles (he deserved BETTER)

Bayek of Siwa (the dude is happily married to the best woman ever and does not have time for these horny shenanigans)

Arno Dorian my love

Shay Cormac (I love him so much it’s physically impossible for me to explain)

Adding in Haytham because why the heck not

Kassandra my queen

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Imagine... Imagine finding a non het Hamilton fic that isn't set in a modern world.... Haha just kidding, everyone knows gay people weren't invented yet back then.

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Jolyne Kujo & Narciso Anasui → JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean, episode 17

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Not me imagining a what if au where Ahsoka actually became Obi-wan's padawan and anakin lowkey hated it cause he had even more reasons to feel like he's being replaced cause it's so obvious to everyone how much Ahsoka is like him. And Ahsoka eventually questions if she really fits in as Obi-wan's padawan because she often doesn't feel like it. And of course everyone just suffers instead of talking about their problems.

(And definitely not me imagining anakin later being assigned a padawan, someone like Cal Kestis, like a literal lil child who needs help and guidance and anakin feels bad for taking him to actual missions so he's unintentionally overprotective of him, but Cal sees this as him being not good enough and 'if only he could be like padawan Ahsoka then master would like him more' and Ahsoka thinks the same about Cal every time he interacts with Obi-wan(who maybe also feels like he's not a good teacher to Ahsoka but he would never say it aloud cause he doesn't want her to feel unwanted)

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Ok but imagine Ahsoka leaving the order and everything is happening as in canon, except Anakin panics and calls Padme. So she quickly gets there wearing her best outfit and everything and tells Ahsoka something like "Youre leaving the jedi? Cool, at least someone got the balls in this family, ah yes, grab your stuff, we are adopting you"

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“oh piltover hates viktor” “the academy never rlly accepted him” “only himel dingle saw his potential-“ SHUT THE FUCK UP THE STUDENTS LOVE HIM THE PROFESSORS LEAVE COOKIES AND SHIT OUTSIDE THE LAB HES BUDDIES WITH THE CAMPUS GAURD THEY TURN THE OTHER WAY WHEN HE SNEAKS SOMETHING DEFINITELY EXPLOSIVE ONTO CAMPUS STFU

LET HIM BE LOVED

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Please hype him up

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"Iruka stands in his classroom, regarding his three students with a careful eye. This is the hardest bunch he has had for tutoring yet. Each of them need specialized training, but maybe putting them together would help the lessons stick."

inspired by a convo that happened over on the @kakairu-discord-server haha :') come join us!

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There are so many subtle are-they-gay interactions between jayce and viktor in canon that you just KNOW that if Arcane was a fanfic on ao3 it would be tagged "jayvik is here but it's really subtle can be read as platonic" and every time you search fics with them you would see it and think "yeah? Then why did you tagged them as a pairing bitch???"