He/They/It 🔞 Idk man, I dont really try and curate this shit. You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit
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when a 1500 yr old irish vampire asks for your 20 yr old cousin’s hand in marriage so he can make more vampires using your cousin’s music
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Remmick after Sammie refused to join his racially blind Irish revival vampire BORG collective:
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White Devil.
SMOKESTACK TWINS: YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM...
Sammie: But his song was fire and he looks handsome.
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Sorry yall it’s horny hour ig, hope ya don’t mind if I get a lil freaky
#mars shouts#it’s that damned vampire istg#remmick#<33#jk btw. I don’t care if you mind#you can block/unfollow me if you Do Mind
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yes id let remmick come inside but not in the way hes thinking
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Just to be clear ab the Sinners stuff im reblogging bc I did have to clarify this with friends: that was a good movie. It left me with Thoughts (and not just horny ones). I just also really fw white men who look like they should be passed out in a dive bar somewhere and men of all types in suits. And spit. I really really fw spit.
And I’m not sorry for that bc spit and blood and body fluids are HOT. A part of you, a piece that you made in your body to keep yourself safe and healthy, your lifeblood, the thing that carries your smells and keeps you cool, the thing that you’ve stripped of what you needed at the time but still carries goods. Give me those things.
In order of how I described them: body fluids in general, spit, blood, sweat, urine.
#mars shouts#sinners movie#sinners 2025#and have a less common kink than I thought bc I wasn’t expecting to get side eyed by multiple of my friends for saying that remmick#coulda spat in my mouth any day#did it bother me a little that the saliva was so fucking watery looking? yes. is that gonna stop me from being a freak ab spit? Hell nah#spit k!nk my beloved <3
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Love it when I replay some of my old playlists and get hit with emotions I haven’t felt in years because of some of these songs that I haven’t heard in an equally long time.
#mars shouts#it’s been a while#both for me to post o tumblr and since I’ve heard this song/felt this way#no bc why is dirty imbecile hitting me hard rn??#“Am I good? Is all I could enough for you?”#why is that /hitting/ SO ancient damned hard#“I’m so scared of when and where I’ll find the truth”#HELLO???#like. base reading of the song gives very “I’m an evangelical” BUT!#but that’s not IT!!#that’s not how it is!!!!#it’s a conversation !!#a conversation that RIPS at my soul and makes me /yearn/ for tears that won’t shed#this is an almost decade old song and it’s still hitting me in places that so many other (banger) songs can’t#I got derailed by dirty imbecile but make no mistake. this post is about SO many different songs#dirty imbecile by the happy fits#<3
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y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other
#hannigram#and#gallavich#my beloveds <3#you either live long enough to become a couple who has tried to kill each other several times or one of you dies and the survivor lives to#realize that they were in love with the dead one#i don’t make the rules#I just enforce them#sometimes#also. just remembered them#cherik#my beloveds
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"Slade is a titans villain!" "Slade is a Batman villain!" Slade is his own fucking villain. Have you seen the bastard? He is the main component in wrecking his own life godbless.
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two best explanations for why a ship is canon:
1. *detailed analysis of each on-screen interaction, breaking down dialogue exchanges, pointing out every single microexpression, identifying metaphors for a romantic relationship, reading between the lines, presenting theories with supporting evidence from the canon material*
2. "have you seen them they literally eye-fuck every time they're in the same space"
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