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I Think Ducks Are Pretty Neat
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 5 days ago
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 13 days ago
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Rabies pride was one of the first things I remember intentionally interacting with when it comes to Tumblr so it’s extremely weird for me watching the creator of dashcon give a presentation about it.
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 13 days ago
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How it feels telling everyone the croaker is dead
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 13 days ago
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The Muppet Joker died for our cringe
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 13 days ago
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Why am I crying during the glitchy man or muppet funerary performance for the Muppet Joker
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 1 month ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 1 month ago
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Reminder that political figures, abusers, bigots and general bad people aren't "delusional", "brain-dead", "narcissistic" or "psychotic" for the horrible things they do.
They're assholes. Or arrogant. Or power hungry. Or abusive. Or bigoted. Or heavily biased. Or criminals. Or violent. Or aggressive. Or out of touch. Or genocidal. Or any other descriptive word for what they're doing that doesn't make an already stigmatised symptom any more demonised.
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 1 month ago
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The IOF has now detained the Madleen and everyone on board has been illegally detained.
Eyes on the madleen freedom flotilla
freedomflotilla-tracker
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 1 month ago
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Help me decide what to do lol
I’m in a stupid fellowship for my job. There’s now only one other person doing it with me, who we’ll call Program. Program is a full time employee and arguably my supervisor, I am very part time. We have the materials 75% done, I’ve checked in with Program multiple times and every time she’s said she doesn’t need help, and most recently said that she had finished the materials. She had not. She is now on vacation and will be until the meeting we’re presenting at, but she will respond to texts. We got an email from the people running the fellowship asking if we’re okay and whether we are going to be at the final meeting because they haven’t gotten our materials. I’ve gotten 3 different pieces of advice but idk what to follow:
1. Ask for a template from someone and then finish as much of the materials as I can and send them in. Don’t involve Program at all
2. Email the people running the fellowship to say that I will be at the meeting in person and I hope they’ve received the materials from Program (to indicate that this is her thing)
3. Reach out to program to say “hey I can’t see the finished materials, could you send them to me?” Or something along those lines (there is a possibility that I’d end up having to do 2 any way here)
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 1 month ago
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GUESS WHO’S A FULLY LICENSED DRIVER????? THIS FUCKING GUY!!!!
I think I cried twice, and I drove by myself to rehearsal tonight, absolutely giddy the whole time.
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 2 months ago
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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 2 months ago
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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 2 months ago
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i think we should be talking about the semi-recent advancements in cystic fibrosis treatment like all the time every day. there hasn’t been a drug like this since AZT medications for HIV infection it is truly fucking miraculous and very important
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 2 months ago
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 2 months ago
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I just put together that I think I might be the first (out) trans person on the leadership team for my camp? Which is like really cool, and also kinda scary lol.
(I’m gonna ask a friend who started before me to double check next week but I’d kinda be surprised if there had been someone before me based on what I’ve heard about camp of yore)
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 2 months ago
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Sam Reich licensing "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal in Earnest-est.
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maximumhideoutpatrol · 2 months ago
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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.
It's not that kind of library.
In other words...
You are being lied to
again
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